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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:50 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
The best days.

Geez i remember going to school straight from the vill (a lot of us were 18 in late year 12)

A couple of the teachers didnt care because they had the same stamp. ;)

That was me in year 10, The Smitty always had strippers on Thursday nights, if you were lucky you got to hook up with one of them, if you were luckier you didn’t develop a rash around the pecker a week later.

The Eliz Tavern always had great bands on a Thursday nights, I seen the Zep Boys there a few times and High Voltage was as good as cover band as you’ll ever see.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 4:53 pm
by Brodlach
Raunchy Girls at the Reepham for me

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2023 5:21 pm
by whufc
Lightning McQueen wrote:
whufc wrote:
The best days.

Geez i remember going to school straight from the vill (a lot of us were 18 in late year 12)

A couple of the teachers didnt care because they had the same stamp. ;)

That was me in year 10, The Smitty always had strippers on Thursday nights, if you were lucky you got to hook up with one of them, if you were luckier you didn’t develop a rash around the pecker a week later.

The Eliz Tavern always had great bands on a Thursday nights, I seen the Zep Boys there a few times and High Voltage was as good as cover band as you’ll ever see.


Our first strippers experience was when they were at the Elizabeth rugby club

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 1:06 pm
by shoe boy
Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry :-@

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 17, 2023 3:50 pm
by Jimmy_041
shoe boy wrote:Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry :-@


At least we agree on something

Her book will be in the $2 bin within a week

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 24, 2023 3:50 pm
by Jimmy_041
Jimmy_041 wrote:
shoe boy wrote:Candice Warner and Dave the new Meghan and Harry :-@


At least we agree on something

Her book will be in the $2 bin within a week


It's been a week since her last revelation.
Got to be a new one soon............. :vom:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Apr 29, 2023 10:34 pm
by The Dark Knight
Saturday afternoon food shopping.

Never again (if I can avoid it). I usually go food shopping on a Friday, either straight after work or if I'm not working overtime on our RDO Friday I'll go as early as possible.
Because I couldn't go yesterday afternoon as I was in hospital with my daughter (she's ok now) I went after playing footy today. Coles Foodland were absolutely chaotic, Farmer Joes (Fruit and veg shop) wasn't as bad but still busier than a Friday.

Never again. Same goes for Sundays.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Apr 30, 2023 9:42 pm
by Hector
People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:06 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

But why, let the escalator do the work

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 10:07 am
by Spargo
Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

That’s what stairs are for.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 11:04 am
by Pseudo
Spargo wrote:
Hector wrote:People who stand still on an escalator when they have the capacity to still walk up/down

That’s what stairs are for.


Top Tip (in the style of Viz magazine):

Don't like people blocking the path on escalators? Simply press the emergency stop button at the base before you get on. Hey presto - the escalator is instantly turned into a flight of stairs, forcing all users to walk, blocking nobody.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 12:04 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 1:07 pm
by Jimmy_041
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...


As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 2:02 pm
by Armchair expert
Airport pickup dropoff spot......where common sense is extinct.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 3:53 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Armchair expert wrote:Airport pickup dropoff spot......where common sense is extinct.

I'd argue common sense is out the window leading up to the roundabout...then you get taxis flying around with no indicator thinking it's like a game of dodgem cars :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:50 pm
by Vamos
Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...


As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong


What do you get on a non-rainy day :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 01, 2023 8:51 pm
by Spargo
Vamos wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Escalators no problems people standing.
However a travelator...


As long as the stand to the left and let people walk up if they want to
You get an umbrella up the coit if you dont stand to the left in Hong Kong


What do you get on a non-rainy day :lol:


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2023 9:43 am
by Booney
Anti-vaxxers on socials questioning how celebrity chef Jock Zonfrillo "died suddenly". No shame these cookers, no shame.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2023 10:13 am
by Armchair expert
Booney wrote:Anti-vaxxers on socials questioning how celebrity chef Jock Zonfrillo "died suddenly". No shame these cookers, no shame.


No one ever died before covid vaccines

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2023 12:08 pm
by DOC
Booney wrote:Anti-vaxxers on socials questioning how celebrity chef Jock Zonfrillo "died suddenly". No shame these cookers, no shame.


I haven't seen/read any of their claims. Are they saying he was and this may be the cause?

He has always amazed me at his rise to fame via Masterchef given they got rid of George for his business dealings.