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Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:06 pm
by The Bedge
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Wow......5 pages on who orders what..

What do you order?

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:13 pm
by morell
daysofourlives wrote:sorry to go off topic here, but i think the biggest issue out of todays discussion needs more air time, the sharing of meals at asian eateries.

My standard response is no ******* way, however i am flexible if there is, on quick count more females than males at the table provided they are small eaters. This then leads to next moment of anguish when one of them suggests we dont all need to oder a main..... yes we ******* do, especially when one of them is guarenteed to order the greens.

If its majority bloke at the table its most definitely order for yourself.


This leads me to another very annoying habit of others. say theres 8 or 10 of you and your ordering Pizza, its almost guarenteed 3 or 4 of them will say, just grab Hawaian. Then the sensible ones like yours truly odrer the gourmet pizzas, you know the ones with taste and flavour and loaded with toppings. Said Pizzas arrive and yours truly will get like 2 pieces of the one i ordered cos all the **** who ordered Hawaian cant get enough of a decent pizza then im left to fill up on there shit ******* Hawaian crap.


Oh and dining out with others that dont want an entree really gives me the shits, I always have entree, yes i want it to come out seperate, no i dont want it to come with everyone elses mains, Sit there and watch me eat it you ****

Probably shouldve put it in the shits thread haha

Exactly.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:35 pm
by HH3
The Bedge wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Wow......5 pages on who orders what..

What do you order?
Nothing. His husband orders for him.

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Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:35 pm
by HH3
Wedgie wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Wedgie wrote:LOL, mentioned todays discussion to my missus and she said "They must all be married to air headed morons".
Bless her. [emoji38]
Thats a pretty disrespectful thing to say

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Disagreed, if she said the opposite it would be extremely disrespectful to women, the fact she has her own mind and expects other women to have the same show's a high degree of respect and intelligence.
I love the fact she has her own mind and mentally stimulates me, I couldn't bear to be with a woman that didn't.
You lost me very early in that piece.

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Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:49 pm
by DOC
More passion/bullshit than the footy pages.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:28 am
by johntheclaret
**** me. I’m away for 12 hours and it’s 2011 all over again

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:03 am
by Lightning McQueen
Wedgie wrote:LOL, mentioned todays discussion to my missus and she said "They must all be married to air headed morons".
Bless her. :lol:

Well her credibility is lost the moment you mention "my missus". :lol:

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:12 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:LOL, mentioned todays discussion to my missus and she said "They must all be married to air headed morons".
Bless her. :lol:

Well her credibility is lost the moment you mention "my missus". :lol:

I mentioned it to my wife and she said ‘he sounds like an immature imbecile’

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:20 am
by johntheclaret
“My” wife, “My” missus. So they are your possessions eh. :lol:

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:24 am
by Lightning McQueen
johntheclaret wrote:“My” wife, “My” missus. So they are your possessions eh. :lol:

Sounds better than saying "the neighbours wife".

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:24 am
by whufc
Wedgie wrote:
The Bedge wrote:Swear Wedgie you just like taking the minority position on matters.. sure you're not related to Morell? :lol:

I'll keep ordering food for my partner until she tells me otherwise.. ;)

Happy to always be in a minority mate. ;)
Definitely not related to Morrell but we have both spent a bit of time at Mitchell Park during varying eras. Maybe Mitsubishi infected the soil there! :lol: ;)


Good for business being in the minority.

Must be a slow traffic month on SAFooty.

BTW when we go out to dinner we normally order as a team, we both like to try new food and are always afraid if we only get 1 meal each our experiment will be something we don't like. This works well for me as it normally means I get 60% of the food ordered and she gets 40% due to my ability to eat quicker lol.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:31 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:“My” wife, “My” missus. So they are your possessions eh. :lol:

Sounds better than saying "the neighbours wife".

Have you seen my neighbors wife??

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:31 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:I mentioned it to my wife and she said ‘he sounds like an immature imbecile’

If I took my missus to the pub I'd probably sit chatting with her rather than polishing my phone screen all day but I guess that's disrespectful, his opinion didn't require confirming in my house.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:31 am
by morell
Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know ;)"

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:32 am
by Lightning McQueen
Brodlach wrote:Have you seen my neighbors wife??

No, this could go in any direction.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:38 am
by Dogwatcher
morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know ;)"


I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:39 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Wedgie wrote:LOL, mentioned todays discussion to my missus and she said "They must all be married to air headed morons".
Bless her. :lol:

Well her credibility is lost the moment you mention "my missus". :lol:

I mentioned it to my wife and she said ‘he sounds like an immature imbecile’


Mine read through most of the last 5 pages last night in disbelief.

If I was to post her thoughts there'd be lots of ***** ******'s. When she finished she gave me a kiss, said "That's why we've been together 24 years babe. Love you."

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:40 am
by Booney
Dogwatcher wrote:
morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know ;)"


I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.


I love how you attribute the bowl being empty to your dog eating it.

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:41 am
by HH3
Dogwatcher wrote:
morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know ;)"


I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.


Did you ask him what he wanted to eat? Or just made the decision for him?

Re: Restaurant & Pub Reviews

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:41 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:
morell wrote:Mentioned it to my missus and she said "I bet he's terrible in bed, what does he ask before, you know ;)"


I mentioned it to my dog. He just looked at me blankly. Then I got his breakfast. He looked at me. Then he ate it. No nonsense, that dog.


Did you ask him what he wanted to eat? Or just made the decision for him?


Probably keeps him on a leash too.