Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:58 pmGumtree/Carsales etc, accepting adverts that don't have an odometer reading.
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Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:58 pmRe: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Sat Feb 22, 2020 7:14 pmDwayne Russell saying that Geelong are playing in their "jumper". Mate, its a T-shirt.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Sun Feb 23, 2020 11:57 pmLightning McQueen wrote:Jim05 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.
So I'll ask them "which club?"
They replay with something like "Beaufort".
Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something
Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 9:29 amdaysofourlives wrote:
I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:55 pmSome questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 2:57 pmPatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.
I'm calling 4 behind square.
No ball.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:00 pmRing my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"
"Ship to shore" comes the reply.
"Blueys?"
"Yep"
"Bagged out?"
"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".
"WHAT THE ****?"
"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"
"Ship to shore" comes the reply.
"Blueys?"
"Yep"
"Bagged out?"
"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".
"WHAT THE ****?"
"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:06 pmBooney wrote:Ring my old man this morning, I can hear the wind blowing "Shore to ship" I say "Shore to ship"
"Ship to shore" comes the reply.
"Blueys?"
"Yep"
"Bagged out?"
"Yeah, but just gave 8 to some lads in a tinny nearby who hadn't got many".
"WHAT THE ****?"
"You're breaking up, need to get back to the nets, see ya soon"
Jealous!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:07 pmPatowalongaPirate wrote:Some questionable field placements here. Two back for the hook and Mid Off isn't even watching.
Especially when it is virtually impossible to hit the ball behind square.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:08 pmJealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:11 pmBooney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!
Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:13 pmLightning McQueen wrote:Booney wrote:Jealous? I'm ******* filthy, they should have been my crabs!
Ha, I read it the other way, I didn't take your loss into the equation.
Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Mon Feb 24, 2020 3:14 pmBooney wrote:Some frosty ales in the fridge would have gone perfectly with them at around 6 tonight.
I have a meeting at Thebarton after work, will be lucky to get home by 8:30pm!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 9:53 pmdaysofourlives wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Jim05 wrote:Failed Creation wrote:It shits me when I'm talking to someone, and they mention they played AFL in the past.
So I'll ask them "which club?"
They replay with something like "Beaufort".
Last time I checked, Beaufort never had an AFL side.
Similarly I was driving around last week and I saw a sign saying “Come and try NRL” I thought Adelaide must have started a new side or something
Pretty sure we've had this convo before, I'm heading out with some mates to play NBA this afternoon.
I think I played roughly my 500th Test match on Saturday making yet another Test match 50
I've mentioned this before, but even getting chatted to by a good looking ch1ck in a pub in Canberra, didn't deter me from standing ground. The conversation went something like this;
Her - do you play AFL?
Me - ahh, no.
Her - so you play NRL?
Me - no
Her - so what do you play
Me - Aussie Rules
Her (exit, stage left)
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:25 pmI embrace it, love the fact I've played AFL, EPL, MLB, NBA and have also dabbled at the Olympics, I also enjoy driving my F1 car to work when not Moto GPing my 49 cyclinder bike there.
Only Tour De Franced as a kid though. Grew out of that.
Only Tour De Franced as a kid though. Grew out of that.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 10:46 pmgadj1976 wrote:Her (exit, stage left)
You sure you weren't being chatted up by Snagglepuss?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:27 pm… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:25 pmThe Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.
Yours is only one less quote than his.
Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:39 pmFooty Chick wrote:The Bedge wrote:… UK Fan's signature - feel like it takes up half a page, spend more time scrolling past it than reading posts.
Yours is only one less quote than his.
Does that makes yours 1/3rd less annoying?
I prefer "33%"
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 3:42 pmPassing Blood.