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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 2:44 pm
by am Bays
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:There was no beer in the fridge at work so I gave one of the blokes some cash to go and get a carton of beers and a carton of cider.

Now, at 3 o'clock on a Friday what sort of **** wit goes to buy beer and cider from Dan Murphy's and takes them off the ******* pallet in the store?

Anyone got a position open for a **** wit?


:lol:


You may laugh, but I am filthy. He's also aware that I'm filthy.


Knew a bloke who used to do something similar for Finders Uni Liberal 8) Club BBQ lunches back in the day.

As Treasurer he'd get the coin and then buy the beers (his choice) but leave them in his car all morning so were basically drinking hot VB if we wanted beers to drink.

I wasn't surprised when I later found out he was a Port supporter, it explained many of his behavioural traits....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 3:23 pm
by Pseudo
am Bays wrote:
Knew a bloke who used to do something similar for Finders Uni Liberal 8) Club BBQ lunches back in the day.

As Treasurer he'd get the coin and then buy the beers (his choice) but leave them in his car all morning so were basically drinking hot VB if we wanted beers to drink.

I wasn't surprised when I later found out he was a Port supporter, it explained many of his behavioural traits....

A real port supporter would've bought Southwark Bitter...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 3:31 pm
by Booney
Pseudo wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Knew a bloke who used to do something similar for Finders Uni Liberal 8) Club BBQ lunches back in the day.

As Treasurer he'd get the coin and then buy the beers (his choice) but leave them in his car all morning so were basically drinking hot VB if we wanted beers to drink.

I wasn't surprised when I later found out he was a Port supporter, it explained many of his behavioural traits....

A real port supporter would've bought Southwark Bitter...


Bought....lol

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 6:24 pm
by locky801
Batsman at the end of each over walking to the middle of the pitch, hit gloves together, have a chat, hit gloves together again and back to their respective creases, is it really necessary :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2019 8:33 pm
by Armchair expert
locky801 wrote:Batsman at the end of each over walking to the middle of the pitch, hit gloves together, have a chat, hit gloves together again and back to their respective creases, is it really necessary :evil:


Awkward when you don't receive a fist bump back

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:12 am
by carey
My Boss

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:16 am
by Booney
locky801 wrote:Batsman at the end of each over walking to the middle of the pitch, hit gloves together, have a chat, hit gloves together again and back to their respective creases, is it really necessary :evil:


Yep, it's like getting through an over together is some sort of achievement.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 11:51 am
by Brodlach
carey wrote:My Boss

Missus taken away your leave pass for the weekend?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:07 pm
by The Dark Knight
Booney wrote:
locky801 wrote:Batsman at the end of each over walking to the middle of the pitch, hit gloves together, have a chat, hit gloves together again and back to their respective creases, is it really necessary :evil:


Yep, it's like getting through an over together is some sort of achievement.
For some us it absolutely is an achievement haha!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 31, 2019 2:09 pm
by carey
Brodlach wrote:
carey wrote:My Boss

Missus taken away your leave pass for the weekend?



No not at all, she's away for netball.

My Boss is just a dead set Idiot.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:30 pm
by Eagles2014
Jokers in footy tips - why have them? Ruin a good year!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:13 am
by Brodlach
My 17 year old thinking with his dick and nothing else

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 9:28 am
by Jim05
Brodlach wrote:My 17 year old thinking with his dick and nothing else

Isn’t that most blokes on the planet [emoji3]

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 03, 2019 10:19 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:My 17 year old thinking with his dick and nothing else


Ruh oh.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:47 am
by Booney
Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:50 am
by tipper
Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


was on tap at the gepps cross on sunday evening. i had a small taste, but apparently they "werent allowed to sell it".

seemed alright. will take a more thorough test though before i make up my mind though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:51 am
by Booney
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


was on tap at the gepps cross on sunday evening. i had a small taste, but apparently they "werent allowed to sell it".

seemed alright. will take a more thorough test though before i make up my mind though.


Thanks mate, it's at the Lakes on Thursday so I might pop in tomorrow on the way home and see if they've got it ready to go.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 9:53 am
by tipper
Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


was on tap at the gepps cross on sunday evening. i had a small taste, but apparently they "werent allowed to sell it".

seemed alright. will take a more thorough test though before i make up my mind though.


Thanks mate, it's at the Lakes on Thursday so I might pop in tomorrow on the way home and see if they've got it ready to go.


i hadnt actually heard it was coming, but im looking forward to giving it a proper go. any idea when it might hit bottle shops? im going swag camping up the river this weekend, so may need something to keep me warm, or forget about the cold, or something

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:00 am
by Dutchy
Just got "Champed" in an email

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2019 10:10 am
by Booney
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:
Booney wrote:Having to wait until Thursday for the Coopers XPA to be available anywhere but wanker pubs in the city. FFS!


was on tap at the gepps cross on sunday evening. i had a small taste, but apparently they "werent allowed to sell it".

seemed alright. will take a more thorough test though before i make up my mind though.


Thanks mate, it's at the Lakes on Thursday so I might pop in tomorrow on the way home and see if they've got it ready to go.


i hadnt actually heard it was coming, but im looking forward to giving it a proper go. any idea when it might hit bottle shops? im going swag camping up the river this weekend, so may need something to keep me warm, or forget about the cold, or something


https://coopers.com.au/our-beer/ales-st ... #Stockists