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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 3:35 pm
by Jase
Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.


Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.

#RIPAuntyYvonne

#weareportadelaide


I wonderi if Aunty Yvonne was the kindly Maggies lady with her brolly, who belted the suitcase out of a mate of mine at Elizabeth oval one day...

Oh how we laughed at him...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 3:52 pm
by Booney
Jase wrote:
Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.


Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.

#RIPAuntyYvonne

#weareportadelaide


I wonderi if Aunty Yvonne was the kindly Maggies lady with her brolly, who belted the suitcase out of a mate of mine at Elizabeth oval one day...

Oh how we laughed at him...


She'd go to Adelaide Oval, Alberton, Thebarton, Norwood and Richmond. Never went to any other grounds.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 3:54 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:A young farmhand from Victoria has been sentenced to 42 days in prison for running down a herd of emus with his ute.

Jacob McDonald, 20, was charged by police in 2018 after footage emerged of him laughing as he sped towards the large birds before running them down with his vehicle.

The horrifying video went viral and sparked a nationwide manhunt for the man behind the cruel act.

After the video was shared thousands of times, MacDonalds was tracked down by police and the RSPCA.

The farmhand, from the small South Australian town of Pinaroo, near the Victorian border, was charged with a string of offences, including aggravated cruelty to animals.

He also faced several driving offences.

MacDonald claimed the cruel video of him ploughing down the native birds was only for his mates to see.

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Staggering justification

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 4:46 pm
by Spargo
Booney wrote:
Jase wrote:
Booney wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People with umbrellas, bloody dangerous.


Was my dearly departed great-Aunt's weapon of choice at the football, a gentle prod with the bottom of the 'brolly to some dirty Norwood or Sturt chap making comments unbecoming of one of her Port Adelaide boys. Either that or a Mintie from her pocket sent in the direction of the gentleman in question. If all else failed, pulling ones bowler hat down over ones ears wasn't out of the question.

#RIPAuntyYvonne

#weareportadelaide


I wonderi if Aunty Yvonne was the kindly Maggies lady with her brolly, who belted the suitcase out of a mate of mine at Elizabeth oval one day...

Oh how we laughed at him...


She'd go to Adelaide Oval, Alberton, Thebarton, Norwood and Richmond. Never went to any other grounds.


#fickle

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 09, 2019 5:31 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:
She'd go to Adelaide Oval, Alberton, Thebarton, Norwood and Richmond. Never went to any other grounds.


#fickle


#selective

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:52 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Spargo wrote:
#fickle


#selective

#something

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:18 am
by carey
My feet are freezing

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:30 am
by Dutchy
carey wrote:My feet are freezing


Will they be the same at 3am tomorrow morning?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:48 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:
carey wrote:My feet are freezing


Will they be the same at 3am tomorrow morning?


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 10, 2019 10:51 am
by carey
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
carey wrote:My feet are freezing


Will they be the same at 3am tomorrow morning?


:lol:



Having a rest this weekend.

Last Friday night was far far bigger than i expected. :oops:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 12:46 pm
by Booney
My nose running like a tap. Gross.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 4:52 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:My nose running like a tap. Gross.

Suck it up!
Saves having to pick it

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:00 pm
by Corona Man
Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:14 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!

Him and Wingard
What a combo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:15 pm
by Corona Man
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!

Him and Wingard
What a combo

:YMSICK:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:15 pm
by amber_fluid
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!


Ty Vickery - Mark II

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:17 pm
by Corona Man
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!


Ty Vickery - Mark II

Surely we learnt our lesson there.... surely.

PS - Penning a letter to Kennett & Clarko next.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:17 pm
by Booney
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!


Ty Vickery - Mark II


When did Vickery take 2 marks?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 5:18 pm
by Corona Man
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!


Ty Vickery - Mark II


When did Vickery take 2 marks?

I recall one at Richmond, the other, sorry can't help you.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 7:22 pm
by amber_fluid
Corona Man wrote:
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Talk of JJ coming to Hawthorn please dear god say it isn’t so!


Ty Vickery - Mark II


When did Vickery take 2 marks?

I recall one at Richmond, the other, sorry can't help you.


The other was when he grabbed the money and ran at Hawthorn.