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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:57 pm
by am Bays
johntheclaret wrote:They were tough times.

Well all we had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with me tongue. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when i got home, me Dad would slice me in two with a bread knife.

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.


LUXURY, you were lucky, I wish I had Dad who'd slice me in two with a bread knife......

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:02 pm
by Corona Man
am Bays wrote:
johntheclaret wrote:They were tough times.

Well all we had it tough. I used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with me tongue. I had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when i got home, me Dad would slice me in two with a bread knife.

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.


LUXURY, you were lucky, I wish I had Dad who'd slice me in two with a bread knife......

I used to wake up in the morning, at 10.00pm, half an hour before I went to bed....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:05 pm
by Booney
I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:29 pm
by Brodlach
Booney wrote:I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 2:54 pm
by Footy Chick
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm


Yeah yeah, sure Ted :lol:

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 3:38 pm
by Brodlach
Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm


Yeah yeah, sure Ted :lol:

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that :lol:


Yep pretty close to that. ‘Here we go again; too right here we go again’

I think I’ve modeled my life on Ted

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 4:19 pm
by Footy Chick
Brodlach wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Brodlach wrote:
Booney wrote:I carried my horse to school, we couldn't afford to feed it.

( My only "When i was a boy joke" isn't fit for print )

I use to put a sheep in each of my pockets to keep my hands warm


Yeah yeah, sure Ted :lol:

although, i think that was "when I was a boy, I used to walk 10 miles to school each day with a sheep in each pocket because we couldn't afford mittens" - or something like that :lol:


Yep pretty close to that. ‘Here we go again; too right here we go again’

I think I’ve modeled my life on Ted


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 9:58 am
by woodublieve12
When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 10:16 am
by Lightning McQueen
woodublieve12 wrote:When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off

It happens to all of us mate, go talk to someone who's generally happy, it digs you out of it.

Tomorrow I'm facing the anniversary of my father's passing, I know already that I'll be a bit all over the place so I'll make sure I'm chatting with the right sort of people at work and not those who I want to see them use my monitor as a neck tie.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:39 pm
by The Bedge
Two things that really gave me the shits Sunday in the space of one sentence..

Watching the Port v Sturt game on C7, and little miss 6 walks in... "Oh Port are playing.. but wait that's not the real Port - where is the BLUE?"

So two things:
1) That she didn't didn't understand that the Magpies were/are the traditional PA - THE REAL PORT
2) That the "teal" in the Power is now recognisable "blue"

Well needless to say, she got a stern talking to on the history of PAFC over the course of the following few quarters.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:41 pm
by MW
woodublieve12 wrote:When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off


Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:42 pm
by Corona Man
MW wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off


Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.

+1

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 1:52 pm
by bennymacca
MW wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:When you are feeling really good than out of nowhere you start overthinking and feeling like shit! F### off


Get out. Go for a run/hike/bike ride. Do something active. Helps a lot.


Yep there is actually a bit of sun today too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jun 19, 2018 2:25 pm
by Lightning McQueen
The Bedge wrote:Two things that really gave me the shits Sunday in the space of one sentence..

Watching the Port v Sturt game on C7, and little miss 6 walks in... "Oh Port are playing.. but wait that's not the real Port - where is the BLUE?"

So two things:
1) That she didn't didn't understand that the Magpies were/are the traditional PA - THE REAL PORT
2) That the "teal" in the Power is now recognisable "blue"

Well needless to say, she got a stern talking to on the history of PAFC over the course of the following few quarters.

Oh c'mon, I barrack for the Power but not Port Adelaide.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:34 am
by Booney
Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:36 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.


Stop buying kiwi made nut bars, bro.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:38 am
by MW
Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.


Did you stumble on your high heels or trip over your purse?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:41 am
by HH3
Its because your ballast is all in the front.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:47 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.


Stop buying kiwi made nut bars, bro.


You think I go shopping. Cute.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 12:19 pm
by am Bays
Booney wrote:Dropped my Nice and Natural Peanut and Cashew with milk chocolate nut bar outside and when I went to pick it up I stumbled on absolutely nothing and stepped on it.


Universe telling you, you didn't really need to eat it.... ;)

people in glass houses shouldn't throw :oops: