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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 10:46 am
by JK
johntheclaret wrote:
JK wrote:Sorry to hear Johnny, all Liverpool supporters will have an alibi so that rules them out.

Hope insurance sorts everything out to your satisfaction ASAP mate

Cheers mate. It’s all the buggeration that pisses me off.


Yeah absolutely not fun mate :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 11:27 pm
by Dutchy
Having to be cordial to Port players next Monday night when they come to train our juniors :twisted:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:41 am
by Booney
Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:50 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:51 am
by MW
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum


funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:54 am
by Dutchy
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I went back to work this week after 3 weeks off, however had this week and next booked for a good 5 week break using some LSL, but have started a new role in early March and thought Id be nice to the new boss and scale it back to 3 weeks, some serious questioning of myself going on right now...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:54 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum


Make it a 42 year old bloke walking through a factory to the shocked and amazed faces of several staff members as I launched a bin with a surprisingly solid drop punt spinning action about 15m and expletives with the nature of my initial comment and you're closer to the money.

I'm going to ******* drink tonight. You watch.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 9:55 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I went back to work this week after 3 weeks off, however had this week and next booked for a good 5 week break using some LSL, but have started a new role in early March and thought Id be nice to the new boss and scale it back to 3 weeks, some serious questioning of myself going on right now...


I'm questioning you, too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:11 am
by johntheclaret
Traffic cones closing two lanes of the motorway off for 5 miles so they could change a sodding bulb on a street light

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Being in the ******* office when on a ******* day like today when I could or at least ******* should be out in the ******* boat drinking ******* beer and listening to ******* music in the ******* sunshine.

Sigh.


I just pictured you stomping down the hallway like a 14 year old girl chucking a tantrum

With fingers in the ears.

I want a squirrel daddy.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:15 am
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:22 am
by Lightning McQueen
My shit-stack is directed at my closest male work colleague who's taken two of the last three weeks off during our busiest time ever as we are finishing off 25 million dollar factory upgrades leaving me to carry his workload and my own (the two most stressful jobs on the site), he has came back this week with a stinking arrogant attitude and he's on his last strike with me.

He was meant to travel with me a couple of months ago to see how a similar plant runs, he refused to, I came back and wrote a 15 page summary of how we need to operate after the pages, he refused to read it, he now starts barking orders on how we need to run after 2 days of operation, he's pissing everyone off and keeps talking over the top of me or butting in, he'll be wearing a monitor as neck tie if he does it again.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:23 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!


Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:25 am
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!


Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.


And you want me to take you out for breakfast?

Pfftt..

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:26 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
funny that I witnessed it in the flesh this morning

I copped the same via text, it wasn't directed at me though, just a 15 year old girl venting her frustration and disappointment, she was actually right too!


Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.


And you want me to take you out for breakfast?

Pfftt..


You didn't even respond to that. I got the message loud and clear.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2018 10:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Giving Booney your mobile number was your first mistake.

At least I got to see the tan line!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:53 pm
by shoe boy
Archbishop Wilson his legal team and the institution they represent ! :twisted:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:48 pm
by HH3
The 67 year old lady I share an office with pronouncing the word "like" like this...."laaaiike" when talking to people on the phone.

Bitch, you're 67. Grow up.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 4:51 pm
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:The 67 year old lady pronouncing the word "like" like this...."laaaiike" when talking to people on the phone.

Bitch, you're 67. Like, Grow up.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 1:57 pm
by Dutchy
Naming the first 22 for Round 1 this weekend, got 47 kids who have been slogging it out in pre-season for 10 weeks, just natural some kids are going to be disappointed, our second team doesn't start for another week so they can't put any form on the board this week. I don't have any issues during the season as you can base selection on form, Round 1 is the hardest of the year IMO