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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:01 pm
by DOC
The stationery store?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 7:57 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
DOC wrote:The stationery store?

Ever since Staples rebranded to Winc just been very ordinary getting
A) orders on time
B) orders correct

Before the change Staples were fantastic....now its diabolical.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 8:56 pm
by DOC
Family (in laws) dog draws box one for the sprint final on Thursday at Angle Park and is out with a torn shoulder muscle. 15K to the winner.

Has had 10 starts from box 1 for 5 wins and 4 placings.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:23 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
DOC wrote:Family (in laws) dog draws box one for the sprint final on Thursday at Angle Park and is out with a torn shoulder muscle. 15K to the winner.

Has had 10 starts from box 1 for 5 wins and 4 placings.


High Eden Frost???

Dont say that..
One of my favs :(

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 9:49 pm
by DOC
Yep and High Eden Snow out as well with a leg injury.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 11:22 am
by mighty_tiger_79
The cheap and nasty way the Onka Council go about getting their roads 'upgraded'.

It would be nice if the roads were sealed. They are now worse than before....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 4:04 pm
by Wedgie
Simpletons that base their opinions on what's fed to them through mainstream media and/or what they read on social media without any semblance of investigation.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Jan 28, 2018 7:54 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Wedgie wrote:Simpletons that base their opinions on what's fed to them through mainstream media and/or what they read on social media without any semblance of investigation.

I base my opinions from what i read here....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:50 am
by HH3
My necks completely seized up. A few reasons this is a shitty thing to happen today.

1) Two warehouse guys away, means if I go home the company is effectively an answering machine.

2) State gridiron training starts tonight, which I obviously can't participate in now.

3) Spartans Junior training is tonight as well, which I am a coach. Gonna have to set up a chair and blow my whistle.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:47 am
by Footy Chick
HH3 wrote:My necks completely seized up. A few reasons this is a shitty thing to happen today.

1) Two warehouse guys away, means if I go home the company is effectively an answering machine.

2) State gridiron training starts tonight, which I obviously can't participate in now.

3) Spartans Junior training is tonight as well, which I am a coach. Gonna have to set up a chair and blow my whistle.


Your neck is more important than all of the above - make sure you get to a Chiro...stat.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:46 am
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:My necks completely seized up. A few reasons this is a shitty thing to happen today.

1) Two warehouse guys away, means if I go home the company is effectively an answering machine.

2) State gridiron training starts tonight, which I obviously can't participate in now.

3) Spartans Junior training is tonight as well, which I am a coach. Gonna have to set up a chair and blow my whistle.


Your neck is more important than all of the above - make sure you get to a Chiro...stat.


So I may have trained through it..... :lol:

When it's warm its not too bad.

When it's cold......................................................................................

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:54 am
by Lightning McQueen
We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:01 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.


The old lady in my office slurps everything when she eats. It doesn't even have to be liquid.

She slurps a f**kin sandwich!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:03 am
by Magellan
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:11 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.


The old lady in my office slurps everything when she eats. It doesn't even have to be liquid.

She slurps a f**kin sandwich!!

Ha, one of them chucks a handful of food in their lamington mulcher just as they're about to talk too.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
Magellan wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.

Hot stuff. It must make being around them a challenge when fish curry left-overs are on the menu.

Every day is a winding road, the one that sits closest to me still sneaks out for durries, fully douses herself in cheap perfume to mask the smell and grabs a packet of chips for extra cover..........crunch crunch f*****n crunch.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:20 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.


The old lady in my office slurps everything when she eats. It doesn't even have to be liquid.

She slurps a f**kin sandwich!!

Ha, one of them chucks a handful of food in their lamington mulcher just as they're about to talk too.


This one puts stuff in her mouth AFTER the phone starts ringing to get out of picking it up. It's part of her job to be first point of contact. She's always got something crunchy handy.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:25 am
by Q.
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:We have two chicks that eat with their mouth open, especially chips and they both bag one another to me about it, it doesn't give me the shits but it does vandalise my ears.


The old lady in my office slurps everything when she eats. It doesn't even have to be liquid.

She slurps a f**kin sandwich!!

Ha, one of them chucks a handful of food in their lamington mulcher just as they're about to talk too.


This one puts stuff in her mouth AFTER the phone starts ringing to get out of picking it up. It's part of her job to be first point of contact. She's always got something crunchy handy.
honestly, your workplace sounds like the sort of place where people's hopes and dreams go to die

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:30 am
by HH3
Q. wrote:honestly, your workplace sounds like the sort of place where people's hopes and dreams go to die


Im a shell of a man.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:38 am
by Lightning McQueen
Q. wrote:honestly, your workplace sounds like the sort of place where people's hopes and dreams go to die