Things that give you the sh1ts

[Spargo]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

[Brodlach]

I looked at the clock and it was 10:37, looked what seemed half an hour later and it was 10:13

[Brodlach]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

[Spargo]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

[Brodlach]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

[HH3]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

[Spargo]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

You just worry about getting it done tomorrow arvo.

[heater31]

One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

That's ridiculous. Valium will be next probably.

Dont give them any ideas

[Pseudo]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

Get Acronyms on Google Fast ?

[tipper]

One Government Department has recently ruled that if you pop a codeine you have to go home.

That's ridiculous. Valium will be next probably.

Dont give them any ideas

hmmm. i can see a little sideline in black market codiene around here once it ceases to be over the counter next year... just have to organise a reliable supply ill send you yours Heater in internal mail

[HH3]

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

[amber_fluid]

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

[HH3]

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

[amber_fluid]

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

You only live once mate

Roll the dice.......

[HH3]

The last 3 hours has been two women demanding I do all these little jobs today because I'm away for Mad Monday next week, and they don't want to deal with it then.

One "reminded" me to do something I had told her to do at 9am this morning. That conversation got a bit hairy.

Ask them both for a threesome......... that should get rid of them!

They're both in their 60's, so they might call my bluff,

No one wants that.

You only live once mate

Roll the dice.......

I'll crack a few windows first.

[Psyber]

Alright for some, I’m flat knacker...

You enjoy your 40 degrees on Monday too

GAGF

I know Im getting old when I have to google these acronyms.

Nah - your old when you don't know them at all and never did care enough about fads to bother to Google them...
(I'm busy enough without linguistic trivia to chase up.)

[RustyCage]

On "holiday" in Waikerie. I'm on holidays, the missus is working. Ended up having to make an emergency dash back to gawler to pick up some equipment. Between Blanchetown and Nuriootpa there were 5 sets of roadworks. Five.

Extended periods of 25 in a 110 zone make for such a fun drive

[Bum Crack]

Getting a letter in the mail today saying our daughter's car (which is registered in missus name) run out of rego on 6 December. She went to town last weekend via South Eastern Freeway so expecting a fine each way for unregistered of around $850.00. . I know there's no excuse for driving unregistered but we have gone through all the mail and nothing was received in the mail otherwise we would have paid it. Just what we ******* need before xmas. ******* pissed off.

[Lightning McQueen]

Getting a letter in the mail today saying our daughter's car (which is registered in missus name) run out of rego on 6 December. She went to town last weekend via South Eastern Freeway so expecting a fine each way for unregistered of around $850.00. . I know there's no excuse for driving unregistered but we have gone through all the mail and nothing was received in the mail otherwise we would have paid it. Just what we ******* need before xmas. ******* pissed off.

Should only get one fine mate.

[Lightning McQueen]

@Bum Crack

https://www.sa.gov.au/topics/driving-an ... -detection