Things that give you the sh1ts

[Corona Man]

Not being able to connect to my own home internet because daughter has changed the name from TelstraF52698 to Pretty Fly for a wifi

That's gold!

No it's crap... Effin crap

[Magellan]

In my ignorance I caught the train, and am now packed into a carriage nose-to-armpit with a horde of bogans having "19" scrawled all over their vestments.

Damn those Paul Hardcastle fans.

And damn those John Schumann/Redgum fans whilse we're at it.

[Pseudo]

Going to the usual cafe at the train station and ordering the usual drink to the usual staff ... and getting a size larger than I always order, so the coffee is diluted to the point where it tastes like it was made by diddling a piece of brown chalk in hot water for 30 seconds.

Then trudging to the platform to find that my train is down the far end, the third in a queue of separate trains - yet the platforms to the right and to the left are both vacant.

I expect the day to get worse; I have to deal with students in the afternoon, and have not been properly caffeinated...

Never mind about that, we all want to know which name you ordered under

Yesterday at Cibo I was Rastus.

The barista called out "thankyou, Rars-tuss".

Is it that hard to get the pronunciation correct?

[mighty_tiger_79]

You got what you deserved.......
Top marks to the barista

[mighty_tiger_79]

Work shorts
The pocket where my keys sit has worn through the outer corner.
Then at golf last week, the outer side of where my wallet sits, also a hole (found out due to tees falling out)
Work pants
Rarely wear them, and today noted a hole in pocket where my keys sit.

So I can see how keys can cut through, but not my wallet.....
Pisses me off cos they are relatively new, both shorts/pants

[Spargo]

Work shorts
The pocket where my keys sit has worn through the outer corner.
Then at golf last week, the outer side of where my wallet sits, also a hole (found out due to tees falling out)
Work pants
Rarely wear them, and today noted a hole in pocket where my keys sit.

So I can see how keys can cut through, but not my wallet.....
Pisses me off cos they are relatively new, both shorts/pants

Work shorts allowed at the Vines?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Yep.

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[Spargo]

Surely keys, wallet, mobile etc in the golf bag?

[mighty_tiger_79]

Surely keys, wallet, mobile etc in the golf bag?

Yep.
But it seems they are wearing away at the corners in the short pockets and thus the tees I place in my pockets slip out.
Shorts/pants were only purchased a few months back, which gives me the sh1ts, plus the added sh1ts of potentially losing sh1t out of the pockets....
They don't make things like they used too.

[Jimmy_041]

If any pollie thinks a manufactured mug shot is going to get my vote across the line they are grossly insulting my intelligence.

I can be bribed, for sure, but a happy snap doesn't cut it for me.

I still like the "Stiffler's Mum" graffiti - cant remember her name though

Found it:

[Lightning McQueen]

Someone was in my backyard last night when I returned home from being out, I feel more of a dickhead because I told my dog to shut up when it was apparent that he was barking for a reason.

[bennymacca]

Someone was in my backyard last night when I returned home from being out, I feel more of a dickhead because I told my dog to shut up when it was apparent that he was barking for a reason.

That's shitty.

I've yelled at my dog before when it turns out someone was breaking into my car parked in the driveway (if you count it as still breaking in as I forgot to lock it lol)

[Lightning McQueen]

Someone was in my backyard last night when I returned home from being out, I feel more of a dickhead because I told my dog to shut up when it was apparent that he was barking for a reason.

That's shitty.

I've yelled at my dog before when it turns out someone was breaking into my car parked in the driveway (if you count it as still breaking in as I forgot to lock it lol)

It all made sense this morning when my dog was at the front door this morning as I left for work.

[bennymacca]

Did I they attempt to break in or take anything?

[Lightning McQueen]

Did I they attempt to break in or take anything?

There was nothing noticeably missing and I reckon me pulling up the driveway might have startled them, there was no sign of entry to my mancave and funnily enough I had left my back sliding door unlocked before I went out.
I had an eerie feeling when I got home , I went to the liberty of checking under the beds and behind doors and shit that I never really worry about.
I've found out this morning that the dude across the road from me has CCTV so I'm pretty keen to get home and hopefully he'll let me view it.

[The Ash Man]

My secretary announcing she needs tomorrow off.
I had planned to piss off before lunch, have a round of golf and hit the pub.
Now its all ruined

[Booney]

My secretary announcing she needs tomorrow off.
I had planned to piss off before lunch, have a round of golf and hit the pub.
Now its all ruined

Whoa...back up here.

You've got someone to pick the phone up for you, how hard can life be?

[nuggety goodness]

My secretary announcing she needs tomorrow off.
I had planned to piss off before lunch, have a round of golf and hit the pub.
Now its all ruined

Whoa...back up here.

You've got someone to pick the phone up for you, how hard can life be? [emoji38]

It sh1ts me that i don't get a secretary...

[Footy Chick]

Another plane dropping out of the sky. How the f*** do they lose planes with todays technology?

[Corona Man]

An EgyptAir flight on its way to Cairo from Paris went off radar Wednesday night, according to a tweet from the airline and from a journalist.


"An informed source at Egyptair stated that Flight no MS804, which departed Paris at 23:09 (CEST), heading to Cairo has disappeared from radar," the tweet read.

There were 59 passengers on board and 10 crew members, according to the airline's Twitter feed.

The aircraft disappeared after entering Egyptian airspace, according to EgyptAir. The three-and-a-half hour flight left at 11:21 p.m. Paris time, more than half an hour after its scheduled departure of 10:45 p.m., according to the Flight Aware website.

It was expected to arrive in Cairo at 2:55 a.m., 15 minutes after its scheduled arrival of 2:40 a.m., according to Flight Aware.

The airline said it would provide more details as they become available. EgyptAir operates from a hub at Cairo International Airport and is based in Heliopolisk, Egypt.

Another Pilot wanting to take a few down with him??