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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:39 pm
by JK
Mr Beefy wrote:JoBeth will be going down on warnie as soon as she gets hungry


I might switch it on then (is she still tidy?)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2016 8:41 pm
by Mr Beefy
JK wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:JoBeth will be going down on warnie as soon as she gets hungry


I might switch it on then (is she still tidy?)

She aint to bad. She forgot to bring her bras into the jungle, she appears to be cold

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:04 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:My wife. She wants to watch Warnie enter the jungle....what a shithouse TV program that is!


The worst part, we're now going to get pay back for taking the TV over for the summer of cricket as the MKR/I'm a Celeb shit takes hold.

Rumpus room it is, crank some tunes, closer to the fridge.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:24 am
by bennymacca
Booney wrote:
Brodlach wrote:My wife. She wants to watch Warnie enter the jungle....what a shithouse TV program that is!


The worst part, we're now going to get pay back for taking the TV over for the summer of cricket as the MKR/I'm a Celeb shit takes hold.

Rumpus room it is, crank some tunes, closer to the fridge.


NZ test series and the world T20 should take us nicely into footy season.

Netflix Monday to thursday

(having said that i am ashamed to say i watched "im a celebrity" last night and found it somewhat entertaining, especially fev and akhmal. I doubt i could watch more than an episode or two though)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 9:36 am
by MW
When do the celebrities enter the jungle?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 10:41 am
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:When do the celebrities enter the jungle?

On fire today there MW :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:06 am
by MatteeG
Mr Beefy wrote:
JK wrote:
Mr Beefy wrote:JoBeth will be going down on warnie as soon as she gets hungry


I might switch it on then (is she still tidy?)

She aint to bad. She forgot to bring her bras into the jungle, she appears to be cold


From memory didnt she make some "Funny Home Videos" while hosting a show of similar name?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:07 am
by MW
Jo Beth looks like she has had a hard time of it since her hey day...44 years have not been kind.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:09 am
by mighty_tiger_79
A 2007 Renault kangoo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2016 11:16 am
by Mr Beefy
MW wrote:Jo Beth looks like she has had a hard time of it since her hey day...44 years have not been kind.

She looks a bit better than Ol' Val

https://www.facebook.com/ImaCelebrityAU/videos/535145869997297/

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 7:46 am
by shoe boy
The shocking and repulsive daily reporting out of the Royal Commission into sexual child abuse from various churches and institutions who have a culture that runs deep over many years .

The cover up's that runs straight to the top including the Catholic Church and its leader in our country Pell !

F-----g scum the lot of them !!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 8:15 am
by Magellan
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:A 2007 Renault kangoo

Until I just googled that I thought (a) you'd misspelt the name of a marsupial, and (b) why would anyone name a car after a kangaroo?

On that note, there are some sh!t names for cars these days. What the f**k is a "Tiida" meant to be? Cars used to inspire prestige, now they have names that sound like your child's first words.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:00 am
by stan
shoe boy wrote:The shocking and repulsive daily reporting out of the Royal Commission into sexual child abuse from various churches and institutions who have a culture that runs deep over many years .

The cover up's that runs straight to the top including the Catholic Church and its leader in our country Pell !

F-----g scum the lot of them !!!

Absolutely. Its a ******* disgrace.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:28 pm
by Grenville
Rod Marsh.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:09 pm
by Q.
Having to now pay a buttload for ASICS footy boots since Sports Locker was shut down.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:24 pm
by heater31
Q. wrote:Having to now pay a buttload for ASICS footy boots since Sports Locker was shut down.

Easier to just hang up the old ones ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:26 pm
by Q.
heater31 wrote:
Q. wrote:Having to now pay a buttload for ASICS footy boots since Sports Locker was shut down.

Easier to just hang up the old ones ;)


Don't know about easy, but certainly cheaper ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:26 pm
by Mythical Creature
Q. wrote:Having to now pay a buttload for ASICS footy boots since Sports Locker was shut down.


Definitely gives this shits. And now I need to find a new place to string my tennis racquets.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:39 am
by The Ash Man
My fridge shitting itself 3 months after extended warranty ran out.

Now for new fridge shopping

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Feb 05, 2016 10:46 am
by HH3
Dealing with supplier f**k ups has been my full time job the last two days.

The worst offender is in Victoria. I ordered something that is very important to my customers business. The product has heaps of different variances, and he needs a specific one.

Ordered the right thing Tuesday, they invoice and send the wrong thing. Gets here yesterday wrong. The customers fuming because he needs it badly.

I talk to the Vic office, they apologise and pledge to fix it ASAP.

This morning, the delivery comes in. Very quick. Except it's the same WRONG stock we got yesterday. This time the invoice is right, but their warehouse picked it wrong.

Another one shipped our order out from Melbourne Tuesday with a backorder on it. They tell me this morning, 4 days later, that the thing on backorder doesn't exist anymore, and now I need to talk to our customer, who's been waiting too long already, if he wants the replacement product, and tell him that it won't get to us til probably Wednesday next week.

I've copped a fair few naughty words the last few days.