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Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:21 pm
by Spargo
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work being made redundant.


Any good?

Mate, I kid you not, we have all these "Dolly Girls" aged between 21 & 26 that scrub up quite well but this chick is 36 and takes all the awards, all the young blokes fall to pieces just trying to talk to her but she's the nicest person going too.


Tell her I’ve got a position for her.


What about a job for her?

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:23 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Any good?

Mate, I kid you not, we have all these "Dolly Girls" aged between 21 & 26 that scrub up quite well but this chick is 36 and takes all the awards, all the young blokes fall to pieces just trying to talk to her but she's the nicest person going too.


Tell her I’ve got a position for her.


What about a job for her?


It’s a type of job!

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:28 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Bum Crack wrote:so you're spewing u won't get to imagine slipping her a length every day at work anymore?

Her loss!

All bullshit aside, she has 3 kids and thought she was gonna be here forever.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:32 pm
by MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:so you're spewing u won't get to imagine slipping her a length every day at work anymore?

Her loss!

All bullshit aside, she has 3 kids and thought she was gonna be here forever.


You're in the manufacturing industry right? never assume...

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:33 pm
by amber_fluid
MW wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:so you're spewing u won't get to imagine slipping her a length every day at work anymore?

Her loss!

All bullshit aside, she has 3 kids and thought she was gonna be here forever.


You're in the manufacturing industry right? never assume...


He said she was hot not smart.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:39 pm
by Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:
You're in the manufacturing industry right? never assume...

Even I thought her role was as safe as houses, what she does compared to others and having a stab at her salary vs others.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:41 pm
by Bum Crack
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
You're in the manufacturing industry right? never assume...

Even I thought her role was as safe as houses, what she does compared to others and having a stab at her salary vs others.

Imagine if she was on SA Footy posting all day???

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:44 pm
by HH3
Does she want an accounts job?

Apparently you don't need to know how to do accounts.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:46 pm
by The Bedge
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work being made redundant.


Any good?

Mate, I kid you not, we have all these "Dolly Girls" aged between 21 & 26 that scrub up quite well but this chick is 36 and takes all the awards, all the young blokes fall to pieces just trying to talk to her but she's the nicest person going too.

Can we FB stalk her lol?

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:47 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Chick at work being made redundant.


Any good?

Mate, I kid you not, we have all these "Dolly Girls" aged between 21 & 26 that scrub up quite well but this chick is 36 and takes all the awards, all the young blokes fall to pieces just trying to talk to her but she's the nicest person going too.

Can we FB stalk her lol?


You’re a creep mate. :lol:

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:48 pm
by amber_fluid
HH3 wrote:Does she want an accounts job?

Apparently you don't need to know how to do accounts.


As long as Mary doesn’t lose her job though!

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:49 pm
by HH3
Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:49 pm
by HH3
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Does she want an accounts job?

Apparently you don't need to know how to do accounts.


As long as Mary loses her job*

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:50 pm
by amber_fluid
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:50 pm
by HH3
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:53 pm
by amber_fluid
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.


Or fool people into believing you’re busy.

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:55 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.


Is that the office motto?

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:58 pm
by HH3
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.


Or fool people into believing you’re busy.


If I didn't do what I do, the doors would've closed a while ago.

Watch this space ;)

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 4:59 pm
by The Bedge
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:Every time I get an email from a new person, I punch their name into FB to see what they look like.


How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.


Or fool people into believing you’re busy.

Whenever i get carried away posting something long in here, my boss hears me frantically typing away thinks i'm working my backside off.. 8)

Re: Things that make you sad.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:00 pm
by amber_fluid
The Bedge wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
How do you find time to any work?


Work smart, not hard.


Or fool people into believing you’re busy.

Whenever i get carried away posting something long in here, my boss hears me frantically typing away thinks i'm working my backside off.. 8)


:lol: