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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:34 pm
by HH3
All jokes aside, I hope Fisty suc-seeds in finding her tree.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 4:41 pm
by HH3
Found it!!!

Its in Shelbyville!!

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 6:44 pm
by Q.
Footy Chick wrote:Where's @Q. when you want a good tree pun [emoji38]

On a header. You should have twigged that I was busy.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:47 am
by Spargo
Gout - agony.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:22 am
by JK
Said goodbye to another good friend yesterday, who left the world far too soon. Worst part of getting old

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:51 am
by Magellan
JK wrote:Said goodbye to another good friend yesterday, who left the world far too soon. Worst part of getting old

Whilst you can't do anything about father time, the best thing is to remember the good times that you shared. Keep the flame burning.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:00 am
by helicopterking
Blokes who withdraw from cricket on the morning of a match without any warning.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:09 am
by JK
Magellan wrote:
JK wrote:Said goodbye to another good friend yesterday, who left the world far too soon. Worst part of getting old

Whilst you can't do anything about father time, the best thing is to remember the good times that you shared. Keep the flame burning.


Yep for sure mate. Not always easy but

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:58 am
by The Dark Knight
helicopterking wrote:Blokes who withdraw from cricket on the morning of a match without any warning.

Soft.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 10:59 am
by helicopterking
The Dark Knight wrote:
helicopterking wrote:Blokes who withdraw from cricket on the morning of a match without any warning.

Soft.


1 of many words for it.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:38 pm
by mal
Spargo wrote:Gout - agony.


GOUT
Agony
I remember the first time I got Gout in my BIG toe
Getting a good nights sleep was difficult
Just having a blanket resting on my toe was excruciating

I visited the Doctor , who explained to me it was Gout
The Doctor prescribed me pain killers and Viagra
I understood about the pain killers , but had to ask why the Viagra ?
He explained , the pain killers for pain , Viagra to keep the blanket of my toe

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 7:02 pm
by The Dark Knight
helicopterking wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
helicopterking wrote:Blokes who withdraw from cricket on the morning of a match without any warning.

Soft.


1 of many words for it.

Crickets a summer sport and it wasn't that bad today.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 12:08 am
by helicopterking
The Dark Knight wrote:
helicopterking wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:
helicopterking wrote:Blokes who withdraw from cricket on the morning of a match without any warning.

Soft.


1 of many words for it.

Crickets a summer sport and it wasn't that bad today.


Unfortunately heart is something you cannot train.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:01 pm
by Computer Crashed
DRUGS.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:40 pm
by carey
Computer Crashed wrote:DRUGS.



Agreed. But it also shits me all the stories of he was such a nice guy, so kind and now his gone. blah blah blah.

Stiff shit. Play with fire get burnt. You know the risks and still take the chance. It's the family's I feel sorry for

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:55 pm
by heater31
carey wrote:
Computer Crashed wrote:DRUGS.



Agreed. But it also shits me all the stories of he was such a nice guy, so kind and now his gone. blah blah blah.

Stiff shit. Play with fire get burnt. You know the risks and still take the chance. It's the family's I feel sorry for

I'm ******* so over these numptys calling for testing drugs so you know what is in them. Basically that means these organised gangs win you spastics.

Simple answer is DON'T DO DRUGS!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 7:59 pm
by valleys07
carey wrote:
Computer Crashed wrote:DRUGS.



Agreed. But it also shits me all the stories of he was such a nice guy, so kind and now his gone. blah blah blah.

Stiff shit. Play with fire get burnt. You know the risks and still take the chance. It's the family's I feel sorry for


Agreed, Carey- if you're stupid enough to touch the shit, be prepared for the consequences. Unfortunately in this young mans case, he paid the ultimate price. His poor family..

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:16 pm
by stampy
george pell

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:27 am
by Footy Chick
The power going out on a 30c night.

No sleep for me!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:08 am
by Spargo
Footy Chick wrote:The power going out on a 30c night.

No sleep for me!

Find a shady tree to lay under....