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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:13 pmby Pseudo
fisho mcspaz wrote:Teaching at uni level...In English, many of them can't spell and have no concept of how to structure an essay,
When I was in 3rd year of a computer science major there were folks in my classes who didn't know how to program. The next year I scored a gig doing first-year tutorials. There were three blokes who would habitually turn up and tick their names off the roll and promptly piss off again - but not before scrawling racist epithets next to all the asian names on the roll. These dumb twits clearly didn't realise that I marked their assignments too
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Sep 23, 2015 11:07 pmby Rik E Boy
Heidi Whities. **** off you dumb bitch.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:05 pmby Pag
stan wrote:HH3 wrote:Pseudo wrote:Pag wrote:This note from a parent this morning, and the plenty of others like it:
'Can you please excuse ....... from any oral presentations today as she ate a packet of chips last night and has an extremely sore throat today".
Wow.
I trust this student will be graded 'D' or less, and a comment about non-participation in class activity will be made on the report card?
I've been told by my mother in law, who has been teaching for a very long time, that they are not allowed to write anything negative on report cards anymore. She's not happy about it.
She's also being pressured to give a kid an A, that she doesn't think deserves one.
One of the big issues is that during school years we seem to reward mediocrity. The system it seems would have us all tell someone good job for trying hard even if your not even close rather than addressing the issue at hand.
This is literally a parent allowing a student to get out of an assessment task because said student may find it a bit intimidating, scary, or perhaps out of her comfort zone. How the parent expects the child to improve any skills without having to develop and apply a bit of resilience, I have no idea.
The student is doing it tomorrow, on the last day of term, although said student (and parent) doesn't know it yet.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:25 pmby mighty_tiger_79
no wonder the future is looking bleak!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:57 pmby heater31
Pag wrote:
This is literally a parent allowing a student to get out of an assessment task because said student may find it a bit intimidating, scary, or perhaps out of her comfort zone. How the parent expects the child to improve any skills without having to develop and apply a bit of resilience, I have no idea.
The student is doing it tomorrow, on the last day of term, although said student (and parent) doesn't know it yet.
Given the piss weak excuse already given I expect this is also the type of parent that would let their child stay home from school on the last day of term.....
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:28 pmby Spargo
Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:10 amby HH3
Spargo wrote:Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
How sick are you gonna feel if you're sharing in a multimillion dollar payday on Sunday because they got changed?
Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:52 amby nuggety goodness
HH3 wrote:Spargo wrote:Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
How sick are you gonna feel if you're sharing in a multimillion dollar payday on Sunday because they got changed?
Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
Or stop gambling altogether and put the money aside that you would normally spend on it... guarantee you'll come out in front!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:32 amby Spargo
HH3 wrote:Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
$147 for the ticket, won't be happening.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:11 amby helicopterking
nuggety goodness wrote:HH3 wrote:Spargo wrote:Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
How sick are you gonna feel if you're sharing in a multimillion dollar payday on Sunday because they got changed?
Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
Or stop gambling altogether and put the money aside that you would normally spend on it... guarantee you'll come out in front!
Money won is much sweeter then money earnt.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:16 amby JK
Mate works with a bloke who has his routine system numbers, but only plays them if the Number 6 came out in the previous draw. Cost him the 1st Div a while back.
This doesn't give me the shits, but on this strangers behalf I'll add it to the thread.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 12:27 pmby Pseudo
nuggety goodness wrote:HH3 wrote:Spargo wrote:Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
How sick are you gonna feel if you're sharing in a multimillion dollar payday on Sunday because they got changed?
Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
Or stop gambling altogether and put the money aside that you would normally spend on it... guarantee you'll come out in front!
Or instead of putting the money aside, spend it all on beer. You won't come out in front but you'll have a lot more fun.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:47 pmby Lightning McQueen
After a massive night I caught a cab into work today, only to lose my phone charger adaptor somewhere in my travels.
It's been a very long slow day.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:51 pmby heater31
Lightning McQueen wrote:After a massive night I caught a cab into work today, only to lose my phone charger adaptor somewhere in my travels.
It's been a very long slow day.
Played an away game last night?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:53 pmby Booney
nuggety goodness wrote:HH3 wrote:Spargo wrote:Bloke at work who runs our lotto syndicate. We take a system 10 on Saturdays, same no's every week.
He knows my stance on changing them - major no no, don't do it.
He has weakened to a few who want to change the no's because we haven't had a return this year. F#ck me, do these halfwits know the odds of getting some sort of collect? Do they realise it's called gambling for a reason?
I feel sick in advance about checking our previous lot of no's in every weeks results now.
How sick are you gonna feel if you're sharing in a multimillion dollar payday on Sunday because they got changed?
Buy your own ticket with the old numbers too. Win win.
Or stop gambling altogether and put the money aside that you would normally spend on it... guarantee you'll come out in front!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 2:56 pmby Booney
heater31 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:After a massive night I caught a cab into work today, only to lose my phone charger adaptor somewhere in my travels.
It's been a very long slow day.
Played an away game last night?
His phone is flat 'cause he's been in the dunny texting his mates Mrs.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:12 pmby Spargo
Booney wrote:heater31 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:After a massive night I caught a cab into work today, only to lose my phone charger adaptor somewhere in my travels.
It's been a very long slow day.
Played an away game last night?
His phone is flat 'cause he's been in the dunny texting his mates Mrs.
Gold.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:30 pmby Lightning McQueen
heater31 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:After a massive night I caught a cab into work today, only to lose my phone charger adaptor somewhere in my travels.
It's been a very long slow day.
Played an away game last night?
Yep, George Thorogood said it well, a pity it wasn't just one of each.
Going from beer to Jacks to scotch isn't recommended, I'm not much of a scotch drinker usually, I know why today.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Sep 25, 2015 3:31 pmby Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:His phone is flat 'cause he's been in the dunny texting his mates Mrs.
My names not Wayne.
My friend rang that dude last night funny enough, she asked if her and her friend could go over his house for a threesome, he's bombarded her with texts today.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Tue Sep 29, 2015 1:33 pmby MW
Driving to work this morning some nimrod was more concerned that I might want to get into his/her lane that they sped up to block the space and in doing so, failed to notice the traffic in fact had stopped in his/her lane and they smashed into the back of them at 60km/h and the last I see was his/her car careering off the road into someones fence or tree.