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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:44 am
by mighty_tiger_79
I sense this is another chapter in Booneys book of life experiences

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:49 am
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:One particular teenager that resides at the Boon residence and the state of his ******* room.

I'm pretty sure, certain in fact, that mine never looked and worse still smelt like that!

*WARNING* - Stern Father-Son talk approaching.

Vomit on the floor? ;)


Tell him no chick will ever want to sleep over in that stench ;)


Maybe a chick contributed to the stench ;) ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:52 am
by bennymacca
Footy Chick wrote:
heater31 wrote:
Booney wrote:One particular teenager that resides at the Boon residence and the state of his ******* room.

I'm pretty sure, certain in fact, that mine never looked and worse still smelt like that!

*WARNING* - Stern Father-Son talk approaching.

Vomit on the floor? ;)


Tell him no chick will ever want to sleep over in that stench ;)



I can just imagine the conversation

"You wanna bang chicks instead of having to do it yourself mate?"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:05 am
by carey
The new fat f@#k site manager that is now on site thinking he can solve every issue from world hunger to world peace. F@#k wit.......



**I had to vent somewhere

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:30 am
by Booney
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I sense this is another chapter in Booneys book of life experiences


It might be. Let's see how tonights little chin wag goes. :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 10:21 am
by am Bays
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:I sense this is another chapter in Booneys book of life experiences


It might be. Let's see how tonights little chin wag goes. :lol:


Let us know how many times he says "Yeah, yeah I know"

I hope for his sake he doesn't pull out the good ol', "Whatever"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 1:42 pm
by mal
Hotmail not working all morning
After searching on and on eventually found a helpline number
Takes me several press this press thats
Did a few checks with the helpline person
NO rectification
He spiels how I should enrol in some troubleshooting membership stuff
TELLS ME IT WILL COST ME $60 FOR 30 DAYS
My reply @#$%^&*(*&^%$#@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@#$%^&
His reply CLICK

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:06 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
since when do you pay for Hotmail?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:09 pm
by helicopterking
Mine isn't working either.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:11 pm
by wristwatcher
The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:21 pm
by HH3
wristwatcher wrote:The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already


I'd be stoked if the Home Ice Cream guy came down my street.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:22 pm
by Dogwatcher
car accidents.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:27 pm
by wristwatcher
HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already


I'd be stoked if the Home Ice Cream guy came down my street.



Are you 7 years old?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:28 pm
by Booney
Dogwatcher wrote:car accidents.


All ok mate?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:28 pm
by Dogwatcher
wristwatcher wrote:
HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already


I'd be stoked if the Home Ice Cream guy came down my street.



Are you 7 years old?


I don't think he is, I think he just wants to do the Eddie Murphy skit.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:29 pm
by Dogwatcher
Booney wrote:
Dogwatcher wrote:car accidents.


All ok mate?


All good. Just damaged cars and pride.
I t-boned a chick (not as pleasant as it sounds).

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:29 pm
by HH3
wristwatcher wrote:
HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already


I'd be stoked if the Home Ice Cream guy came down my street.



Are you 7 years old?


Yeah coz only 7 year olds can like ice cream... :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:38 pm
by wristwatcher
HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:
HH3 wrote:
wristwatcher wrote:The bell on the home ice cream truck doing laps around the neighbourhood. Piss off already


I'd be stoked if the Home Ice Cream guy came down my street.



Are you 7 years old?


Yeah coz only 7 year olds can like ice cream... :roll:



No but a 7 year old would be excited by the presence of a ice cream van even if it did laps around the surrounding blocks with its annoying bell setting off all the dogs in the neighbourhood for a couple of hours.

I have no problem with a guy trying to make a living but after about 3 times down my street it is time to f$&@ off

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:41 pm
by Footy Chick
He cant affooooord it, he can't afooord it

and his father is an alco-hoooolic ;) :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 2:42 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
perhaps johno is driving the van and got lost