Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

Anyway, I came to post about something that gives me the shits...

Someone very near and dear to me keeps using the phrase "I know, right" *upward inflection*. It's seriously giving me the shits.

You wouldn't be able to stand being around me. If I think somethings funny, I will repeat it until everybody wants to kill me.

Right now I'm finishing every sentence to the missus with "brah".

Eg. "Whats for tea, brah?" "Where's my clean work shirt, brah?" etc etc.

Keep up with the "brah" and I'd say the work shirts will be exactly where you left them.

yeah, the fairies will wash them and hang them up

[Johno6]

Bae is a Danish word for poop as per @fact

[stan]

Bae is a Danish word for poop as per @fact

Whar I find funny is that with smart phones these days it takes more effort to write bae than babe. I'm mean come on with auto text on most phones you need to really do much. We are not using old Nokia bricks anymore.

[Failed Creation]

Anyway, I came to post about something that gives me the shits...

Someone very near and dear to me keeps using the phrase "I know, right" *upward inflection*. It's seriously giving me the shits.

You wouldn't be able to stand being around me. If I think somethings funny, I will repeat it until everybody wants to kill me.

Right now I'm finishing every sentence to the missus with "brah".

Eg. "Whats for tea, brah?" "Where's my clean work shirt, brah?" etc etc.

I do this to my wife.

At the moment, I start and end by saying (in a shrill, childlike voice) "This is a carry shell..." from those ******* horrible Jeep commercials.

A few months ago, I'd sing this:



Last week, it was this:

[Q.]

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

[bennymacca]

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

[HH3]

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

If they're sitting with their back to the door at the pc, i think they're fair game.

Nuts on the shoulder is always hilarious..............to me.

[wristwatcher]

Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

[Q.]

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

u are 1 ****ing cheeky **** mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life

[bennymacca]

I just rub my sweaty balls on mine when she isn't looking

Who doesn't rub their balls on your wife?

u are 1 ****ing cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life

Hahaha. I think.

[Footy Chick]

Unfortunately that's just the way some people deal with things without realising.

and then, some people are just insensitive twats.

I'm sure you can tell the difference.

[bennymacca]

Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

People are idiots.

[woodublieve12]

Just read some piece of shits status on Facebook making a joke about Phil Hughes death.

People are idiots.

a person wrote a status on tuesday night saying it was hughes fault because it was a silly shot... Not cool....

[Footy Chick]

Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

[heater31]

Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

Poor taste, but he does have a point. Similar injuries and end result.

Maybe the cowards that throw them might think twice.

[Footy Chick]

When I saw the headline when it first happened, the all the headlines said "Hughes hospitalised by bouncer" or something to that effect and I admittedly thought of a person bouncer first until I actually read the story.

[Pseudo]

Or the status i saw saying that he's the second SA cricketer to die because of a bouncer. (assuming he was referring to David Hookes of course)

I thought this was particularly calleous.

Ouch.

Objectively speaking, that is pretty clever, but still....

[Footy Chick]

exactly...too soon, too soon...

[mighty_tiger_79]

Hearing that Frosty the Snowman on the riverbank display will be minus his pipe so not too encourage smoking.....

ffs....

[woodublieve12]

Hearing that Frosty the Snowman on the riverbank display will be minus his pipe so not too encourage smoking.....

ffs....