Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 07, 2014 6:58 pm

mal wrote:11:49am
7/5/2014
Bus 1528
Near the intersection of South and Grand Junction Road

This was the following advertisement on the rear of the bus

BEST OF 3 TOTES
OR
STARTING PRICE
VERY NICE
LADBROKES.COM.AU
BET BETTER

Should this be allowed to be on Public transport ?


ya don't fancy a punt on the ponies
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mal » Wed May 07, 2014 7:05 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
mal wrote:11:49am
7/5/2014
Bus 1528
Near the intersection of South and Grand Junction Road

This was the following advertisement on the rear of the bus

BEST OF 3 TOTES
OR
STARTING PRICE
VERY NICE
LADBROKES.COM.AU
BET BETTER

Should this be allowed to be on Public transport ?


ya don't fancy a punt on the ponies


Government has banned Live Betting odds on TV[ a reason mentioned is too many young boys see the adds]
Nick Xman is anti gambling
And yet we have this add on the buses

Sending messages to schoolkids , not what some would consider ideal
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed May 07, 2014 8:52 pm

I bet the bus was running late.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed May 07, 2014 9:10 pm

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fisho mcspaz wrote:Oh man, you should've heard my old neighbours and the conversations they used to have. There were at least four sons in the family, possibly five, and at least two were over 18. They had some mates over for a BBQ a few weeks ago and the dialogue went like this: 'Oi Craig, pass me them sausages bruz.' 'Nah Simon, they're hotdogs bruz!' 'Haha I love you man.' 'I love you too.' [Loud crash in background, presumably someone falling over barbecue.] 'SWAG!!!' 'That's not swag, that's just being a f***ing idiot.' 'Shut up bruz, chicks be mirin!' :Hangman:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Thu May 08, 2014 12:01 am

New barista who's taken over from the regular barista on maternity leave.

The new blonde girl is pretty easy on the eye.

But can't make coffee for s#!t!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Thu May 08, 2014 9:31 am

Magpiespower wrote:New barista who's taken over from the regular barista on maternity leave.

The new blonde girl is pretty easy on the eye.

But can't make coffee for s#!t!

Is she new to the role? Give her time she will improve i'm sure!

p.s I'm a phenomenal barista 8)

*edit* if you aren't happy with it, you should really let her know and get it made again - it's the only way she will know and learn.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu May 08, 2014 10:39 am

......and stop perving at her norks!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Magpiespower » Fri May 09, 2014 12:08 am

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Is she new to the role? Give her time she will improve i'm sure! *edit* if you aren't happy with it, you should really let her know and get it made again - it's the only way she will know and learn.


Pretty sure she's only casual.

Might have to take it back next time.

Just so I can perve on her norks a bit more...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby am Bays » Fri May 09, 2014 10:53 am

Magpiespower wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Is she new to the role? Give her time she will improve i'm sure! *edit* if you aren't happy with it, you should really let her know and get it made again - it's the only way she will know and learn.


Pretty sure she's only casual.

Might have to take it back next time.

Just so I can perve on her norks a bit more...


As that great neo-modernism American Philospher Al Bundy once said:

"Hooter hooters, Yum Yum Yum. Hooters hooters, on a girl that's dumb!"
Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 09, 2014 10:54 am

am Bays wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Is she new to the role? Give her time she will improve i'm sure! *edit* if you aren't happy with it, you should really let her know and get it made again - it's the only way she will know and learn.


Pretty sure she's only casual.

Might have to take it back next time.

Just so I can perve on her norks a bit more...


As that great neo-modernism American Philospher Al Bundy once said:

"Hooter hooters, Yum Yum Yum. Hooters hooters, on a girl that's dumb!"


Dumb girls always have the best boobs. It's weird.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 09, 2014 10:57 am

HH3 wrote:
am Bays wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Is she new to the role? Give her time she will improve i'm sure! *edit* if you aren't happy with it, you should really let her know and get it made again - it's the only way she will know and learn.


Pretty sure she's only casual.

Might have to take it back next time.

Just so I can perve on her norks a bit more...


As that great neo-modernism American Philospher Al Bundy once said:

"Hooter hooters, Yum Yum Yum. Hooters hooters, on a girl that's dumb!"


Dumb girls always have the best boobs. It's weird.


Not necessarily.... I know a girl with great set and she is as nerdy as hell
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri May 09, 2014 11:00 am

heater31 wrote:Not necessarily.... I know a girl with great set and she is as nerdy as hell

That's hot..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 09, 2014 11:03 am

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
heater31 wrote:Not necessarily.... I know a girl with great set and she is as nerdy as hell

That's hot..


She is also a former gymnast, short, her mum is a MILF and her younger sister isn't bad either..... :oops: :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Fri May 09, 2014 11:06 am

heater31 wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:
heater31 wrote:Not necessarily.... I know a girl with great set and she is as nerdy as hell

That's hot..


She is also a former gymnast, short, her mum is a MILF and her younger sister isn't bad either..... :oops: :shock:

Seeeeensational! :D
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri May 09, 2014 11:13 am

how are the above posts in this thread????

now that gives me the sh!ts!!! lol
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri May 09, 2014 11:14 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:how are the above posts in this thread????

now that gives me the sh!ts!!! lol


It shits me that someone can have those attributes and be intelligent :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri May 09, 2014 11:41 am

heater31 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:how are the above posts in this thread????

now that gives me the sh!ts!!! lol


It shits me that someone can have those attributes and be intelligent :lol:

I'm pretty smart and I reckon I'm quite taut...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Fri May 09, 2014 11:42 am

Spargo wrote:
heater31 wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:how are the above posts in this thread????

now that gives me the sh!ts!!! lol


It shits me that someone can have those attributes and be intelligent :lol:

I'm pretty smart and I reckon I'm quite taut...


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri May 09, 2014 11:53 am

I've been working out, I'm quite buffed now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Fri May 09, 2014 12:05 pm

mal wrote: Government has banned Live Betting odds on TV[ a reason mentioned is too many young boys see the adds]
Nick Xman is anti gambling
And yet we have this add on the buses

Sending messages to schoolkids , not what some would consider ideal

I'd ban all betting advertising and the apps for phones, all cigarettes ads in any context, and close the pubs and clubs earlier.
But then I'm biased by being a doctor and having seen what happens to those who are susceptible to them and have limited self-control.
(And to their families!)
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