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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:18 pm
by Footy Chick
read the post properly dufus. You know I'm not referring to you.

I just find it ironically hilarious that self appreciating knobs give you the shits... You weren't meant to take it personally :roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 5:25 pm
by wristwatcher
tears have subsided, i will survive.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:03 pm
by norwood8
Sitting through the commercials of something you've recorded due to forgetting it's a recording, I do this way too much.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:23 pm
by dedja
Even worse when you sit through the first 15 mins of the previous show at the start of the recording.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:49 pm
by Failed Creation
I get the shits when I flick past the same commercials on shows that I Series Link. How many times can one watch the same Golden Girls commercial?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:24 am
by whufc
The Royal Visit!!!!!!!

What a big hassle it is to get to and home from work tomorrow!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:02 am
by dedja
I was in Southbank in Brisbane the day before they turned up there, pissed off I didn't receive the same reception as them.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:17 pm
by whufc
dedja wrote:I was in Southbank in Brisbane the day before they turned up there, pissed off I didn't receive the same reception as them.


Yep, as a lifeguard I have had well over 100 rescues why the **** aren't they spending thousands on round a bouts for me

:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:52 pm
by Footy Chick
Next time I'm at the pool I'll be sure to throw confetti on you and shout "Hurrah!" just to make you feel better :lol: ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:02 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:Next time I'm at the pool I'll be sure to throw confetti on you and shout "Hurrah!" just to make you feel better :lol: ;)


Shouldn't you be working! This is your busiest day of the year for crying out loud!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:04 pm
by heater31
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Next time I'm at the pool I'll be sure to throw confetti on you and shout "Hurrah!" just to make you feel better :lol: ;)


Shouldn't you be working! This is your busiest day of the year for crying out loud!


Lunch break?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:05 pm
by HH3
heater31 wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Next time I'm at the pool I'll be sure to throw confetti on you and shout "Hurrah!" just to make you feel better :lol: ;)


Shouldn't you be working! This is your busiest day of the year for crying out loud!


Lunch break?


Too busy to worry about lunch!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:21 pm
by Spargo
The ATO.
I lodge my income tax return last October (knowing I have to pay).
No paperwork received after a while so I get my accountant to contact them mid December. "Yes we've received your lodgement, we are running behind at the moment" was the ATO's reply.
Mid February, still nothing so I call them myself. Same reply as back in December (at least I'm earning interest on their money).
Last Thursday I receive a "Final notice to pay" overdue account letter with them threatening to issue a garnishee notice on me!
No other correspondence from them apart from this .

F#ckwits.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:30 am
by HH3
People ragging on Elizabeth because the Royals are going there. I ******* HATE people that think they're above other people, and I'd rather spend time with Elizabethans than arrogant dickheads. Just because people don't have as much money as some, doesn't make them bad people.

If the shoe was on the other foot, and they were going up to Burnside Village to have coffee with the "better" people of Adelaide, you wouldn't hear one complaint from Elizabeth, and people would happily make the trek to go see them if thats what they wanted to do.

Makes me angry!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 10:50 am
by dedja
It's a shithole and full of Poms ... couldn't think of a better place for the Royals to visit.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:33 am
by Spargo
Lol

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:32 pm
by Phantom Gossiper
The whole Royal visit and hype gives me the sh1ts! Who gives a f**k about them??! What have they done for me lately?

Australia ia better off without them, we should be a republic!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:36 pm
by Footy Chick
Phantom Gossiper wrote:The whole Royal visit and hype gives me the sh1ts! Who gives a f**k about them??! What have they done for me lately?

Australia ia better off without them, we should be a republic!


But then we couldn't participate in the Commonwealth Games - we'd become a mediocre sporting country instead of wowing the world with our superior sporting skills every 4 years. ;)

President Tony Abbott? Bugger that, at least he still has to answer to someone at this level and can't completely **** up the country.

Oh wait....

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:39 pm
by Phantom Gossiper
Footy Chick wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:The whole Royal visit and hype gives me the sh1ts! Who gives a f**k about them??! What have they done for me lately?

Australia ia better off without them, we should be a republic!


But then we couldn't participate in the Commonwealth Games - we'd become a mediocre sporting country instead of wowing the world with our superior sporting skills every 4 years. ;)

President Tony Abbott? Bugger that, at least he still has to answer to someone at this level and can't completely **** up the country.

Oh wait....

Comm games is literally the only reason i would oppose becoming a republic! :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2014 12:39 pm
by HH3
Phantom Gossiper wrote:The whole Royal visit and hype gives me the sh1ts! Who gives a f**k about them??! What have they done for me lately?

Australia ia better off without them, we should be a republic!


I couldn't give a **** about them. Just reacting to the negative response Elizabeth and the northern suburbs are getting from holier-than-thou cockheads.