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Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:11 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.


I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

(None of the above brands. 48 rolls of 2ply 400 sheet at cost. Suckers)

Give me a call, I'll do you a deal.


Or, go to Bunnings and buy 1000 grit wet / dry rub and use that. ;)

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:13 pm
by Wedgie
This topic should be wiped.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:28 pm
by Footy Chick
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.


I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

(None of the above brands. 48 rolls of 2ply 400 sheet at cost. Suckers)

Give me a call, I'll do you a deal.


Pfft, 2 ply, mars well wipe your arse bare handed ;)

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:30 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:Hands up, chaps, if you buy the bog roll in your home.


I sell my own toilet paper to myself.

Inception

(None of the above brands. 48 rolls of 2ply 400 sheet at cost. Suckers)

Give me a call, I'll do you a deal.


Pfft, 2 ply, mars well wipe your arse bare handed ;)


Yeah but with 400 sheets a roll, you can use more for cheaper, dahhhh!

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:35 pm
by HH3
Just did some sums

My TP - 19,200 sheets to a box of 48
Quilten - 6,720 sheets per 8 x 6 packs

To get the same amount of sheets of 4 ply TP it would cost you $91. Almost 3 times the price.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:35 pm
by Spargo
RustyCage wrote:Image

I'm an "A" man & I make a point of wherever I go, whoever's house it is, I adjust the paper to this setting.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:39 pm
by RustyCage
I pick up the toilet roll, put it on the holder, which ever way it happens to be is how it is

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:44 pm
by Booney
HH3 wrote:Just did some sums

My TP - 19,200 sheets to a box of 48
Quilten - 6,720 sheets per 8 x 6 packs

To get the same amount of sheets of 4 ply TP it would cost you $91. Almost 3 times the price.


****, I thought FC was having a slow day.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:44 pm
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
RustyCage wrote:Image

I'm an "A" man & I make a point of wherever I go, whoever's house it is, I adjust the paper to this setting.


Image

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:46 pm
by Q.
I have a high fibre diet and my ghost drops negate the need for paper.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:50 pm
by HH3
Booney wrote:
HH3 wrote:Just did some sums

My TP - 19,200 sheets to a box of 48
Quilten - 6,720 sheets per 8 x 6 packs

To get the same amount of sheets of 4 ply TP it would cost you $91. Almost 3 times the price.


****, I thought FC was having a slow day.


Technically this is working for me ;)

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:51 pm
by JK
Reflex

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:53 pm
by heater31
While we are at it we might as well get the scrunch or fold argument out the way....

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:43 pm
by JK
heater31 wrote:While we are at it we might as well get the scrunch or fold argument out the way....


I was hoping someone would ask that (Fold of course)

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:45 pm
by Footy Chick
heater31 wrote:While we are at it we might as well get the scrunch or fold argument out the way....


Probably not surprisingly, this also came into my brain this morning.

As it turns out, i fold, then scrunch.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:33 pm
by HH3
Im a folder then scrunch gal too

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Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 9:34 pm
by Gozu
I think Quilton is the brand I have now but liked Purex I think it was when Coles used to sell it but I think you can only get it from pharmacies now so don't bother.

One thing I've never been able to grasp is people that take a dump standing up. I remember walking into the toilet after a friend of a friend had been in there and a fair amount of it was still sitting on the toilet seat, WTF? How does that even happen and how could you just leave it there? I put it down to that guy being a weirdo as he was very strange anyway but then not long after I was at a mate's house and his g/f's sister went to the toilet I waited for the dust to settle went in to find the toilet unflushed as in no tp used and again a big chunk sitting on the toilet seat. I just walked out in disgust called my mate into the kitchen told him to check out what his g/f's sister had done to the toilet and he cleaned it all up.

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:16 pm
by whufc
HH3 wrote:Im a folder then scrunch gal too

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X2

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2016 11:38 pm
by Columbo
Wasn't sure where to post this, until I saw this thread

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... asons.html

Re: Toilet Paper

PostPosted: Fri Apr 15, 2016 9:45 am
by Dogwatcher
RustyCage wrote:I live alone when in Adelaide, so yep. When at home in Barmera my missus buys it.


I just wanna make a joke about Barmera and sh*t....
But I won't ;)