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Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 1:36 am
by whufc
Lightning McQueen wrote:
MW wrote:
Booney wrote:One lady was his next door neighbour, the other one was his aunty, but he doesn't know the other bloke.

If I was him I'd be enjoying a really good feed and getting on the gas, pretty sure he's not going to be out and about for long.


He's in Mildura. I'd be hiring a kayak and going for a long paddle...


F***, I went to school with him, and he played all my junior footy with him, I've punched on with him at least twenty times growing up, his old man and mine would always end up in a scrap every time he went to the pub.


Wow, as soon as I seen his face I just went woah, he messaged me about a year ago or so too. What a spin out.


He was a Smithfield High guy wasn't he?

Reckon I recognise him

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:44 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Put my car in for a service.
Last year they put a sticker saying next one is 30,000km.
This morning he tells me we are doing the 45,000km.....
Ok fair enough.....but you put the sticker on....
And this is the **** that told me my car was ready to pick up last year.......45mins later....

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:17 am
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
He was a Smithfield High guy wasn't he?

Reckon I recognise him

Yeah, then Craigmore I reckon.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:11 pm
by Grenville
The missus has been a nurse for a good number of years and has seen things that would make your guts churn but seeing me pummel a mouse with a shovel today made her squirm.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 10:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
Grenville wrote:The missus has been a nurse for a good number of years and has seen things that would make your guts churn but seeing me pummel a mouse with a shovel today made her squirm.

I'm glad you said shovel, a woman I know that's a nurse had a man go into emergency with a cat stuck on him.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:15 am
by HH3
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Grenville wrote:The missus has been a nurse for a good number of years and has seen things that would make your guts churn but seeing me pummel a mouse with a shovel today made her squirm.

I'm glad you said shovel, a woman I know that's a nurse had a man go into emergency with a cat stuck on him.


@Booney

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2018 11:32 am
by heater31
HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Grenville wrote:The missus has been a nurse for a good number of years and has seen things that would make your guts churn but seeing me pummel a mouse with a shovel today made her squirm.

I'm glad you said shovel, a woman I know that's a nurse had a man go into emergency with a cat stuck on him.


@Booney
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Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:37 pm
by carey
The lowdown on Fox Footy.

This show shits me to tears, the 2 chicks on the show are the most annoying brain dead idiots I’ve ever seen and the ‘Stars’ of the game Nick Del Santo, Ben Dixon amoung others are just cliche kings.

What i don’t understand is, why the f**k I watch it every week!

Definition of insanity. :oops:

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:39 pm
by Brodlach
I cannot stand that show

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 7:42 pm
by carey
Brodlach wrote:I cannot stand that show



It’s literally the worst show I’ve ever seen.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:02 pm
by Brodlach
carey wrote:
Brodlach wrote:I cannot stand that show



It’s literally the worst show I’ve ever seen.

They should can it and do a show of you with two Red Can bricks. Would be a ratings bonanza!

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:47 pm
by valleys07
carey wrote:The lowdown on Fox Footy.

This show shits me to tears, the 2 chicks on the show are the most annoying brain dead idiots I’ve ever seen and the ‘Stars’ of the game Nick Del Santo, Ben Dixon amoung others are just cliche kings.

What i don’t understand is, why the f**k I watch it every week!

Definition of insanity. :oops:


Yep, pretty cringeworthy.

Their cross to the bird who does the best bits of social media is embarrassing. The product she reads out is pretty reflective of the enthusiasm she displays for her job.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2018 10:56 pm
by Armchair expert
People going mad over those little versions of products at Coles

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:50 am
by amber_fluid
Armchair expert wrote:People going mad over those little versions of products at Coles


My kids love them.
I don’t understand it either but they are free* and keeps the kids amused for 10 minutes.

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:56 am
by LMA
amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People going mad over those little versions of products at Coles


My kids love them.
I don’t understand it either but they are free* and keeps the kids amused for 10 minutes.


The little tub of Vaseline doesn't last long

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:18 am
by amber_fluid
LMA wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:People going mad over those little versions of products at Coles


My kids love them.
I don’t understand it either but they are free* and keeps the kids amused for 10 minutes.


The little tub of Vaseline doesn't last long


The 1kg tub wouldn’t last you long either..........

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:07 pm
by Mic
If you physically harm someone by king-hit etc you get arrested for assault and possible jail time, but if it takes place on a sporting field your only punishment is that you don’t get to play that sport for a number of weeks. :-?

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:13 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Mic wrote:If you physically harm someone by king-hit etc you get arrested for assault and possible jail time, but if it takes place on a sporting field your only punishment is that you don’t get to play that sport for a number of weeks. :-?

When did this happen?

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:20 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Mic wrote:If you physically harm someone by king-hit etc you get arrested for assault and possible jail time, but if it takes place on a sporting field your only punishment is that you don’t get to play that sport for a number of weeks. :-?

When did this happen?

1985 matthews on bruns

Re: Things that you don't understand

PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 4:58 pm
by Footy Chick
Why is everyone calling it a king hit, he hit him from the front, not from behind.