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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:06 pm
by Grenville
The Dark Knight wrote:Winning outright against Cove today, perfect timing as our 40th year celebration is tonight, will be a big night for the club. My first outright win in any grade of cricket.


Congrats lad, my most memorable outright was in A2 turf, four of our blokes had been choofing before the game (our skipper was pulled over by the police on the way to the game and had avoided detection by hopping straight out of his car). The opposition were doing drills an hour before the start, we were either stoned or nursing hangovers (or just lazy), knocked em off by about 20 runs and couldn't stop laughing as their coach went off his tits at them. Lost outright a couple of weeks later against an ordinary opposition and the skipper lost his shit, whilst teeing off on us (which we deserved) chucked a golf ball against the ball that nearly decapitated a couple of us.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:14 pm
by The Dark Knight
Grenville wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Winning outright against Cove today, perfect timing as our 40th year celebration is tonight, will be a big night for the club. My first outright win in any grade of cricket.


Congrats lad, my most memorable outright was in A2 turf, four of our blokes had been choofing before the game (our skipper was pulled over by the police on the way to the game and had avoided detection by hopping straight out of his car). The opposition were doing drills an hour before the start, we were either stoned or nursing hangovers (or just lazy), knocked em off by about 20 runs and couldn't stop laughing as their coach went off his tits at them. Lost outright a couple of weeks later against an ordinary opposition and the skipper lost his shit, whilst teeing off on us (which we deserved) chucked a golf ball against the ball that nearly decapitated a couple of us.
Haha great story!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 pm
by Wedgie
The Dark Knight wrote:Winning outright against Cove today, perfect timing as our 40th year celebration is tonight, will be a big night for the club. My first outright win in any grade of cricket.

Used to love beating Cove when they were in the SCA, mob of wanks.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:17 pm
by The Dark Knight
DOC wrote:Enjoy the night.

No posting after 10pm
Noted.

That's usually when my attention turns from cricket/SAfooty to the night ahead (chasing women).

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 17, 2018 8:22 pm
by Grenville
The Dark Knight wrote:
Grenville wrote:
The Dark Knight wrote:Winning outright against Cove today, perfect timing as our 40th year celebration is tonight, will be a big night for the club. My first outright win in any grade of cricket.


Congrats lad, my most memorable outright was in A2 turf, four of our blokes had been choofing before the game (our skipper was pulled over by the police on the way to the game and had avoided detection by hopping straight out of his car). The opposition were doing drills an hour before the start, we were either stoned or nursing hangovers (or just lazy), knocked em off by about 20 runs and couldn't stop laughing as their coach went off his tits at them. Lost outright a couple of weeks later against an ordinary opposition and the skipper lost his shit, whilst teeing off on us (which we deserved) chucked a golf ball against the ball that nearly decapitated a couple of us.
Haha great story!


A few games later there were about 6 blokes on the pipe, one of them hit a ball that hard it bounced off a gumtree on the boundary and ended up back on the pitch. I've played district cricket but I've never seen a ball hit that hard.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:46 pm
by Corona Man
Taking the day off tomorrow to spend some time with my lad and his fiancé. Plans so far, bit of a sleep in, bacon and eggs breakfast, head up to Daylesford- lad wants to check out a cricket bat place, spot of lunch.... perfect.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:16 am
by Booney
I was so, so unwell on Friday that I couldn't make it into work.

Fortunately I was well enough to go out in the boat with my brother and get 26 crabs, 5 squid, 6 tommies and 4 whiting though.

8)

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:35 am
by Magellan
Booney wrote:I was so, so unwell on Friday that I couldn't make it into work.

Fortunately I was well enough to go out in the boat with my brother and get 26 crabs, 5 squid, 6 tommies and 4 whiting though.

8)

A miraculous recovery, no doubt thanks to the healing waters of Gulf St Vincent (St Vincent being the patron saint of taking sickies, IIRC).

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 8:40 am
by Booney
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:I was so, so unwell on Friday that I couldn't make it into work.

Fortunately I was well enough to go out in the boat with my brother and get 26 crabs, 5 squid, 6 tommies and 4 whiting though.

8)

A miraculous recovery, no doubt thanks to the healing waters of Gulf St Vincent (St Vincent being the patron saint of taking sickies, IIRC).


Without question. By a sheer stroke* of luck I also managed to find a cooler bag with several frosty cold lagers on the vessel, these were a timely find as around 9:00 am I felt my hydration levels dropping rapidly. Dodged another one there I can tell you.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:32 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Were you out on Felix?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 11:39 am
by Magellan
Booney wrote:
Magellan wrote:
Booney wrote:I was so, so unwell on Friday that I couldn't make it into work.

Fortunately I was well enough to go out in the boat with my brother and get 26 crabs, 5 squid, 6 tommies and 4 whiting though.

8)

A miraculous recovery, no doubt thanks to the healing waters of Gulf St Vincent (St Vincent being the patron saint of taking sickies, IIRC).


Without question. By a sheer stroke* of luck I also managed to find a cooler bag with several frosty cold lagers on the vessel, these were a timely find as around 9:00 am I felt my hydration levels dropping rapidly. Dodged another one there I can tell you.

Mandatory safety equipment. In case of emergency, crack the tubes. ;)

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 9:24 pm
by cracka
The Australian Aerial skier David Morris, so gracious when missing out on making the finals in controversial circumstances

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:26 pm
by amber_fluid
Anyone see the French ice skater pop a nip during her performance?

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:28 pm
by Failed Creation
amber_fluid wrote:Anyone see the French ice skater pop a nip during her performance?


I wish I had...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 12:45 pm
by Pseudo
amber_fluid wrote:Anyone see the French ice skater pop a nip during her performance?

Pics or it didn't happen.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 1:03 pm
by amber_fluid
Pseudo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Anyone see the French ice skater pop a nip during her performance?

Pics or it didn't happen.


Don’t get too excited as she is 35kg on a heavy day so there’s not much too see.
Google it!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 20, 2018 4:04 pm
by HH3
Grow up!

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:58 am
by Footy Chick
Pseudo wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:Anyone see the French ice skater pop a nip during her performance?

Pics or it didn't happen.


Go look in the mirror at your own boob and nip.

Yours was probably bigger :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:16 am
by Dutchy
The fascination over a nip slip these days amazes me when any amount of porn is available on your phone with a few clicks :lol:

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2018 10:18 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:The fascination over a nip slip these days amazes me when any amount of porn is available on your phone with a few clicks :lol:


A few clicks? Man, you need to work out bookmarks. ;)