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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 6:52 pm
by Psyber
Brodlach wrote:Someone threatening to beat me up this morning. I'm a big bloke with a fair bit of marital arts experience, him small, stupid.


Moron!

I didn't know that would help in a fight, but perhaps that is an essential part of the art of marriage?? ;)

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Tue Aug 29, 2017 10:20 pm
by Pseudo
Brodlach wrote: I'm a big bloke with a fair bit of marital arts experience, .

I used to get in to marital arts too, but these days the missus won't let me near her...

(edit) damn, gotta be quick to beat Psyber...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:19 pm
by Johno6
heading to some American food festival thing at the Barossa this weekend....
looking forward to first night away from the daughter, but also a little nervous

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:20 pm
by Brodlach
Johno6 wrote:heading to some American food festival thing at the Barossa this weekend....
looking forward to first night away from the daughter, but also a little nervous


Worried about your performance?


Hope you're not driving, could end up in Yankalilla

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2017 5:22 pm
by Johno6
ive mastered the solo performance.... just hoping I can get a pass mark for the duet.


and I was expecting that reply.... you didn't let me down, bastard.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 9:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
Johno6 wrote:ive mastered the solo performance.... just hoping I can get a pass mark for the duet.


and I was expecting that reply.... you didn't let me down, bastard.

Just picture everybody in the room naked.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:30 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:31 am
by Booney
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...


I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:33 am
by MW
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...


I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.


genuine lol. Well played.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:33 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...


I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.
I dont rate knowing that....

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Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:13 am
by Brodlach
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...


I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.

Your probably still in there at 8am as you are full of shit ;)

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:17 am
by HH3
Booney wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:In 72 hours I'll be on a plane to Surfers!

Airport doing a full evacuation fire drill tomorrow morning at 8am...


I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.


I do all my poos at work. I'm technically a professional pooer.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:07 pm
by am Bays
HH3 wrote:
I do all my poos at work. I'm technically a professional pooer.


Ahh, you're just taking the p!ss...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:08 pm
by MW
am Bays wrote:
HH3 wrote:
I do all my poos at work. I'm technically a professional pooer.


Ahh, you're just taking the p!ss...


He's the no.2 person to say that

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:10 pm
by HH3
I technically am the no. 2 person at work too.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:13 pm
by Spargo
HH3 wrote:I technically am the no. 2 person at work too.

Shit, the no 1 person must be a real captain of industry then...

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:16 pm
by MW
sounds like a shitty job

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:21 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:I do a full evacuation around 7am every morning.

I was constipated this morning, but I couldn't give a shit.

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 12:30 pm
by HH3
MW wrote:sounds like a shitty job


Nah I love it

Re: Things that you rate!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2017 3:11 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Made itImage

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