SA Footy

bennymacca wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

LMA wrote:Happy to make the side
How many hammy's in that team? I've done a minimum 10, nothing but scar tissue left.

No hammy but two knee reconstructions

I’ve had one knee reco and need an arthroscope

And my did my calf in bed two years ago

did you buy it a drink first?

Lightning McQueen wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:
Coupla good look roosters on each wing.

The pin-up boys of the team!!

Every team needs them!!

Lightning McQueen wrote:

bennymacca wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

LMA wrote:Happy to make the side
How many hammy's in that team? I've done a minimum 10, nothing but scar tissue left.

No hammy but two knee reconstructions

I’ve had one knee reco and need an arthroscope

And my did my calf in bed two years ago

did you buy it a drink first?

Lol

I got a cramp that was so bad my whole calf was in a tiny ball up behind my knee and it didn’t go away for like 20 mins

bennymacca wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

LMA wrote:Happy to make the side
How many hammy's in that team? I've done a minimum 10, nothing but scar tissue left.

No hammy but two knee reconstructions

I’ve had one knee reco and need an arthroscope

And my did my calf in bed two years ago

Three knee recons for me and two currently snapped ACL's which I never got done as i gave up sport.

Bum Crack wrote:

bennymacca wrote:

Brodlach wrote:

LMA wrote:Happy to make the side
How many hammy's in that team? I've done a minimum 10, nothing but scar tissue left.

No hammy but two knee reconstructions

I’ve had one knee reco and need an arthroscope

And my did my calf in bed two years ago

Three knee recons for me and two currently snapped ACL's which I never got done as i gave up sport.

Best you stay on the pine then Bum Crack with knees like that.

bennymacca wrote:
Lol

I got a cramp that was so bad my whole calf was in a tiny ball up behind my knee and it didn’t go away for like 20 mins

Part of my right calf disintegrated taking a catch one day fielding at short leg, dude flicked it up off the pads I somehow jumped up and it landed in my hand, it felt like I got shot though and couldn't move for a few minutes.

Found out the extent a few weeks later when I went to see a physio because of a massive divot in my leg.

We need a captain and/or leadership group as someone mentioned earlier.
Should we nominate 2 people each with a reason why?

LMA wrote:Happy to make the side
How many hammy's in that team? I've done a minimum 10, nothing but scar tissue left.

I'm on at least a dozen, the first big one I couldn't sit on the throne to crap for over a week, had to use the hands pressed up against the wall, couldn't get in the drivers seat either.

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As full forward, I’ve based my training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

Spargo wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As a team we’ve based our training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

EFA

Spargo wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As full forward, I’ve based my training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

Word of warning... be careful with a pizza when riding your push bike home.

Booney wrote:
Pity. Lots of people actually enjoy their jobs, have great flexibility, good pay conditions, bonuses, travel etc.

Clearly you didn't enjoy your last job, easy to understand I know plenty of public service people with a similar outlook.

I enjoy the comradeship on here, I can talk to good people, have a laugh, cop a pay out and not leave my desk, not waste my time or others in the office, having 3 screens makes it easier to have a perfect blend to maintain a good level of productivity too.

My job can be a pain in arse at times but I'm pretty lucky generally.

Corona Man wrote:

Spargo wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As full forward, I’ve based my training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

Word of warning... be careful with a pizza when riding your push bike home.

Push bike? No chance.
Years ago I was house sitting at Tennyson and got on the drink at the Grange Hotel. Walked up to Saints pizza bar & ordered 2 large - delivered.
“What’s the address?” the fella asked
“Don’t worry, I’ll show you when you drop me home with the pizzas” I replied.

Mate of mine tells a ripping story of Grenville.

Mate was playing district cricket, went to another blokes house after the game, had to pick up another bloke and ended up at another house where he was walking past a bedroom where Grenville was laying on the bed with a half a family pizza next to him, an open carton of VB cans on the floor next to the bed and empty cans littered on the floor.

"Pizza mate?" Gren asked.

"All good, thanks mate".

Grenville and a group of mates played in a Holden Golf Scramble at Mount Barker years ago. Word is Grenville got through a 30 block of Red Tins in 18 holes......His group also won the event! This meant our Pro then had the "pleasure" of joining Grenville and his mates at the regional qualifier.... I recall him saying he didn't think his liver ever recovered.

Spargo wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As full forward, I’ve based my training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

Really, i thought Warrick Capper was more your style...

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Spargo wrote:

Corona Man wrote:Reading this, it would appear the umpy is fitter than the players!

As full forward, I’ve based my training ethics & extra curricular activities on the great Grenville Dietrich.

Really, i thought Warrick Capper was more your style...

Mate, he's a prisoner of gravity like you and me.

I would like to announce my retirement and I will happily take up a coaching role....

woodublieve12 wrote:I would like to announce my retirement and I will happily take up a coaching role....

When's the presser?

woodublieve12 wrote:I would like to announce my retirement and I will happily take up a coaching role....

Grow your beard for another week or so and you might pass as old enough to play in our under 18's.