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Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:59 pm

Jack wrote:When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Sounds like you avoided the toilet and went straight for the golden shower.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Booney » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:03 pm

Magellan wrote:
Jack wrote:When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex

Sounds like you avoided the toilet and went straight for the golden shower.


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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby MW » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:08 pm

Jack wrote:When your busting for a piss
Your hanging on for what seems to be an eternity
You finally get to a urinal or toilet or wherever, and you piss
One of lifes pleasurable experiences, sometimes as good as sex


I think you're doing one of them wrong then :shock:
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:16 pm

Booney wrote:Das is nicht so gut!

Jack wrote:Wenn Sie für eine Pisse sprengen
Sie hängen für, was scheint, eine Ewigkeit zu sein
Sie kommen endlich zu einem Urinal oder Toilette oder wo auch immer, und Sie pissen
Eines der angenehmen Erfahrungen des Lebens, manchmal so gut wie Sex

Edited for cultural appropriateness.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:24 pm

haha, pissen is the german word for piss
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Postby Magellan » Fri Dec 02, 2016 2:40 pm

I shudder to think what Jack might be like when he's slept in on a work day and missed his morning bog.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Pseudo » Fri Dec 02, 2016 4:47 pm

I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby stan » Fri Dec 02, 2016 5:00 pm

Summer and what it brings. So many functions on this time of year. Just walking through town was a pleasure.

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Wedgie » Fri Dec 02, 2016 6:40 pm

Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Dec 02, 2016 8:53 pm

Pseudo wrote:I'm sure that @Footy Chick will rate this one astronomically...

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-12-02/l ... ey/8087620


Definitely rate this, thanks for posting Pseudo. :D

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Wedgie » Sat Dec 03, 2016 9:11 am

Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:35 pm

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Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

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Things that you rate!

Postby RustyCage » Sat Dec 03, 2016 6:18 pm

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Spargo » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:05 pm

Wedgie wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Winning Mug of the Week in the free raffle at the Hope Inn tonight, woo-hoo, ten free pints! :D

I must be getting old. I still have five left over for today!

Drinking 10 before they draw the winner will do that...
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:13 am

Weekend up on the river with some mates. There's certainly plenty of water moving down and where we were ( near Ramco ) the water level rose about 10cm in less than 24 hours.

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Johno6 » Tue Dec 06, 2016 4:29 pm

just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Brodlach » Tue Dec 06, 2016 9:33 pm

Johno6 wrote:just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Keefy » Tue Dec 06, 2016 10:01 pm

Johno6 wrote:just got back from the great ocean rd trip,
loved it. cant believe I have never done it before.


Doing that with the family in January

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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:40 am

Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.
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Re: Things that you rate!

Postby Spargo » Wed Dec 07, 2016 10:47 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:Getting keys to the new pad today, we wont have much in there tonight but it's going to be such a relief, about 9 weeks of chaos all coming to an end.

A bottle of champers, a bottle of red and some CC's and we'll be set.

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