Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:46 amLightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
Tell her I haven't posted mine yet.
Tell her I haven't posted mine yet.
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:46 amTell her I haven't posted mine yet.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:47 amLightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:48 amLightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
For the sake of marriage equality, surely the price should of been her giving a HJ to her best friend...
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:49 amJK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
'Coz she was standing at the letterbox, neighbours will only take so much.*
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:49 amMW wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
For the sake of marriage equality, surely the price should of been her giving a HJ to her best friend...
I'm guessing her bloke would have been ok with that too.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:51 amMind you, this is coming for a woman who prints off HJ vouchers that he can earn and use whenever he wants, she reckons that they never last in his wallet for more than 24 hours.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:51 amBooney wrote:MW wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
For the sake of marriage equality, surely the price should of been her giving a HJ to her best friend...
I'm guessing her bloke would have been ok with that too.
Knowing him I'd have to agree.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:52 amBooney wrote:JK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
'Coz she was standing at the letterbox, neighbours will only take so much.*
C'mon mate, you know my area, can get away with anything ...
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:52 amLightning McQueen wrote:Mind you, this is coming for a woman who prints off HJ vouchers that he can earn and use whenever he wants, she reckons that they never last in his wallet for more than 24 hours.
She must be famished, if he can earn a HJ in 24 hours the tasks must be so small he's a monty.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:53 amJK wrote:Booney wrote:JK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
'Coz she was standing at the letterbox, neighbours will only take so much.*
C'mon mate, you know my area, can get away with anything ...
Ha! Only need to wait a few days at the CCTV footage will be up* for viewing.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:54 amHJ's are shit. I can do that myself, and way better.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:55 amBooney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Mind you, this is coming for a woman who prints off HJ vouchers that he can earn and use whenever he wants, she reckons that they never last in his wallet for more than 24 hours.
She must be famished, if he can earn a HJ in 24 hours the tasks must be so small he's a monty.
Na, he cashes in within 24 hours of receiving it, he's generally real blokey and doesn't help around the house much.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:56 amHH3 wrote:HJ's are shit. I can do that myself, and way better.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
Difference between HJ and BJ?
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:57 amHH3 wrote:HJ's are shit. I can do that myself, and way better.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
It's what I meant, I'm older than you and we refer to them the old fashioned way.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:57 amMW wrote:HH3 wrote:HJ's are shit. I can do that myself, and way better.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
Difference between HJ and BJ?
We're old mate.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 11:59 amMW wrote:HH3 wrote:HJ's are shit. I can do that myself, and way better.
I try to bargain with BJ's, but now it's a strictly pre-payment arrangement, as I've been burnt far too often.
Difference between HJ and BJ?
25 Pa.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:01 pmJK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
why do you want other peoples votes so bad?
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:01 pmJohno6 wrote:JK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
why do you want other peoples votes so bad?
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:02 pmAh I see the confusion.
Nowadays the H stands for hand. In my household anyway.
The B stands for blow.
Nowadays the H stands for hand. In my household anyway.
The B stands for blow.
Re: What is your vote
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2017 12:02 pmJohno6 wrote:JK wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:A chick at work bought her husbands off him for a HJ, she said he was probably overdue anyway.
WTF didn't I think of that??
why do you want other peoples votes so bad?
F**k, I miss you when you're not here.