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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Jan 30, 2024 4:05 pmby Jimmy_041
Pseudo wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:MW wrote:Booney wrote:
I've been presented with the facts, I still think Basil is a massive wanker.
See now this I agree with
but on this occasion, he's not a sexist wanker
I’m sure you’d hate the world too if you had a ski ramp hanging off your face
... and were named Basil.
and were always called last in class
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:20 amby The Bedge
Spoke to a potential recruit for footy this morning...
Player: I want between xx and xx a game..
Me: You're dreaming! No Chance!
Player: I got xx at Gaza last year
Me: Yeah and look where that got them!
Player: I'm worth it.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:22 amby wenchbarwer
The Bedge wrote:Spoke to a potential recruit for footy this morning...
Player: I want between xx and xx a game..
Me: You're dreaming! No Chance!
Player: I got xx at Gaza last year
Me: Yeah and look where that got them!
Player: I'm worth it.
Out of interest, did you chase them or they offer their services?
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:23 amby The Bedge
I contacted this one - he's the nephew of one of my best mates.
Have another catch up at lunch with a former junior who reached out to me last night.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:28 amby wenchbarwer
I don't think I'd be referencing Gaza as a starting point for negotiations, though...
Might be dodging a bullet here.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 11:14 amby dedja
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 2:44 pmby Lightning McQueen
Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 3:41 pmby Jimmy_041
Lightning McQueen wrote:Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!
Another one:
Call kid - no answer
SMS (within a minute): What do you want?
SMS back: I was going to give you $5k but dont worry about it
Kid calls - dont answer............
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:32 pmby Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Nothing makes your kids drop by like asking them to stay away for a few days!!
Another one:
Call kid - no answer
SMS (within a minute): What do you want?
SMS back: I was going to give you $5k but dont worry about it
Kid calls - dont answer............
I get replies from messages I sent 3 days prior.
Whenever the daughter rings I answer in a frantic voice saying “oh cool, you’ve found your phone, I was getting worried”
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 5:01 pmby MW
My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:20 pmby Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.
I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 8:43 pmby Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:MW wrote:My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.
I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought
gonna use this
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Fri Feb 09, 2024 10:00 pmby Lightning McQueen
Vamos wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:MW wrote:My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.
I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought
gonna use this
Someone used it on me when they picked up and it stuffed me up, I can’t say that I own it but it’s funny hearing the caller struggle for words
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Sat Feb 10, 2024 12:03 pmby Footy Chick
The Bedge wrote:I contacted this one - he's the nephew of one of my best mates.
Have another catch up at lunch with a former junior who reached out to me last night.
Be picky- you can only have 3
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Tue Feb 13, 2024 11:47 amby woodublieve12
Lightning McQueen wrote:MW wrote:My pet hate is when they call me, and don't give me the option to say hello when I answer, and they get pissy when i say hello as they start to talk.
I like to answer the phone with “good thanks” it makes the caller lose their chain of thought
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Wed Feb 14, 2024 11:35 amby Jimmy_041
Lisa Willkinson getting a Logie for her outstanding work now claiming he wasn't her work at all
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Wed Feb 14, 2024 12:09 pmby Pseudo
Jimmy_041 wrote:Lisa Willkinson getting a Logie for her outstanding work now claiming he wasn't her work at all
Bloody oath. She ought to return it, so it can be awarded to someone who didn't put the judicial process under threat.
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Wed Feb 14, 2024 2:48 pmby Wedgie
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Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:14 pmby Brodlach
Going to the bank in Norwood, first time in a long time, one teller open and a line of 27 people. Crazy
Re: Things that make you laugh
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Thu Feb 15, 2024 1:32 pmby Booney
Brodlach wrote:Going to the bank in Norwood, first time in a long time, one teller open and a line of 27 people. Crazy
I call bullshit. There's no banks open any more.