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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 11:23 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Booney wrote:
Booney wrote:Ouch.

Helped a customer, not a very good customer, but one I've had a relationship with for over 15 years and did a design check for him.

He pitted his design against one of his competitors and I :

"....would be going against my better judgement if I were to endorse this design over that offered by your competitors. "

I got back :

"I had given you the opportunity to assist us in the design. Maybe I approached the incorrect staff member."

I have yet to reply. :lol:


Would you believe he just walked in the office?


Oh, hope he didn't flip your table :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2023 1:02 pm
by Lightning McQueen
A friend at work who is an amazing cook often messages me to see if I want her to bring lunch in the following day for me.

She brought 3 dishes in for me today so I put two of them in the microwave, one being a satay chicken, tofu, vegies and rice, the other looked to be some kind of soup.

Anywho, I heat them up and take them back to my office and I hook into the more hearty dish first, I then start on the soup-like dish and I was trying to decipher what type of soup it was as I was wading through mango and pineapple.....................it was a fruit salad :oops: :oops: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:37 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Got a text message saying the Good Guys have had data breached :lol: do the Russians want to know what whitegoods may have been purchased

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:43 am
by Lightning McQueen
Lightning McQueen wrote:A friend at work who is an amazing cook often messages me to see if I want her to bring lunch in the following day for me.

She brought 3 dishes in for me today so I put two of them in the microwave, one being a satay chicken, tofu, vegies and rice, the other looked to be some kind of soup.

Anywho, I heat them up and take them back to my office and I hook into the more hearty dish first, I then start on the soup-like dish and I was trying to decipher what type of soup it was as I was wading through mango and pineapple.....................it was a fruit salad :oops: :oops: :lol:

I ended up coming clean with her yesterday afternoon when I returned her containers.

She came in my office this morning and said "Now this is a fruit punch, it's best served cold" :lol: :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 8:06 pm
by Pseudo
Watching something on the SBS streaming service. In the scheduled ad break, first ad is an appeal to cut down on booze. Second ad is for pre-mix whisky cans :lol:

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:19 am
by carey
Your typical (Not all) Crow f*@k wit supporters on all social media platforms on the back of a practice match lol :lol:

Seriously, no idea some people.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 7:19 am
by Lightning McQueen
Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 1:36 pm
by carey
Lightning McQueen wrote:Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.



Address?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 1:39 pm
by Booney
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.



Address?


No, no dress.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:02 pm
by Lightning McQueen
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.



Address?


I didn't see one.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:05 pm
by Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.

You must have a huge......... telephoto Lens?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2023 2:08 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Corona Man wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Young couple next door have been making a home porno over the last couple of weeks.

They don't know yet but hopefully they approve when they find out.

You must have a huge......... telephoto Lens?

Na, it's just how I use it.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 1:33 pm
by amber_fluid
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Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 9:31 pm
by carey
How the f**k the show ‘Finding Bigfoot’ is still on TV. Just watched an episode what a load of absolute crap.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:51 am
by Booney
This dickhead :

Andrew “Cosi” Costello is half the man he used to be and making no apologies.

After a lifetime at war with himself, battling his weight, he is winning.

Tipping the scales at almost 143kg in mid November, the host of South Aussie with Cosi, which airs on Channel 7, has dropped 35kg in less than four months and is confident of shedding a further 5kg.

Talking exclusively to the Sunday Mail, Cosi wants to share the secret to his weight loss to help others.

After thinking about it for five years, he had gastric sleeve surgery. And Cosi wishes he had done it sooner.

Recognising his critics may argue he took the easy way out, Cosi says he was not a “fat slob on the couch”.

“I have always been flat out, but food consumption wrote off any exercise I did,” he says.


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So you ate too much?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 1:40 pm
by gadj1976
Booney wrote:This dickhead :

Andrew “Cosi” Costello is half the man he used to be and making no apologies.

After a lifetime at war with himself, battling his weight, he is winning.

Tipping the scales at almost 143kg in mid November, the host of South Aussie with Cosi, which airs on Channel 7, has dropped 35kg in less than four months and is confident of shedding a further 5kg.

Talking exclusively to the Sunday Mail, Cosi wants to share the secret to his weight loss to help others.

After thinking about it for five years, he had gastric sleeve surgery. And Cosi wishes he had done it sooner.

Recognising his critics may argue he took the easy way out, Cosi says he was not a “fat slob on the couch”.

“I have always been flat out, but food consumption wrote off any exercise I did,” he says.


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So you ate too much?


Weird comment given anyone decided to do something about their weight and thereby losing 1/4 of their weight in the process.

But each to their own.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 2:13 pm
by Booney
gadj1976 wrote:
Booney wrote:This dickhead :

Andrew “Cosi” Costello is half the man he used to be and making no apologies.

After a lifetime at war with himself, battling his weight, he is winning.

Tipping the scales at almost 143kg in mid November, the host of South Aussie with Cosi, which airs on Channel 7, has dropped 35kg in less than four months and is confident of shedding a further 5kg.

Talking exclusively to the Sunday Mail, Cosi wants to share the secret to his weight loss to help others.

After thinking about it for five years, he had gastric sleeve surgery. And Cosi wishes he had done it sooner.

Recognising his critics may argue he took the easy way out, Cosi says he was not a “fat slob on the couch”.

“I have always been flat out, but food consumption wrote off any exercise I did,” he says.


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So you ate too much?


Weird comment given anyone decided to do something about their weight and thereby losing 1/4 of their weight in the process.

But each to their own.


Good luck to him I say, but saying he 'didn't take the easy way out', it's just because 'his food consumption was too high' is a bit weird, you think?

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Wed Mar 08, 2023 8:45 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
A 6 year *bump.

#sneans

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 6:08 pm
by Corona Man
Stopped into my local on the way home tonight for a beverage.

Having a beer with my mate big Johnny. His phone rings, it’s the misso.

“I’ll be home soon love, just at the shops”…

Pub is a shop I guess.

Re: Things that make you laugh

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2023 7:04 pm
by Spargo
PatowalongaPirate wrote:A 6 year *bump.

#sneans


Spare me…

#highhorse