I need to know....

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Armchair expert » Fri Mar 13, 2026 1:42 pm

Booney wrote:
another grub wrote:Why am I getting directed to a new site now?


Porn Hub closed mate.


Its back!

but its only interviews and video game footage


So I've been told....
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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Sat Mar 14, 2026 9:25 am

Why do dumb people exist?

Was driving behind a car yesterday, the rear left wheel was wobbling badly, looked like it was only a matter of time before it decided to disengage itself from its host, so I thought I’d do the right thing and let the driver know when we were both stopped at a T-junction.

The dude in the car says thanks, but shrugs his shoulders and drives off, I reckon I followed it for another couple of kms.

1. How the faark did he not feel the back end wobbling like jelly on a plate?
2. After being told that the wheel is about to fall off, doesn’t even bother to pull over and have a look?

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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Mar 15, 2026 7:20 pm

Reminds me of the old Kenny Rogers song "You picked a fine time to leave me Loose Wheel".
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Re: I need to know....

Postby DOC » Sun Mar 15, 2026 8:14 pm

With four hundred children and some slop on my veal
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Dutchy » Wed Mar 18, 2026 8:15 pm

Northerner's - can you park your car around Para Hills FC?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 19, 2026 6:15 am

Dutchy wrote:Northerner's - can you park your car around Para Hills FC?


Not really, there's a few spots but they'd be taken early.

You can park your car and sit 10-15m in front of it though.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Mar 19, 2026 8:17 am

Cheep beers at the Para Hills Community Club next door, too
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Dutchy » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:17 am

wenchbarwer wrote:Cheep beers at the Para Hills Community Club next door, too


Open at 9.30am? :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Dutchy » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:19 am

Anyone had any experience with the new Hyundai Tucson? Wife is keen on one for our next car, taking one for a test drive on Sat but have no idea what they are like.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:25 am

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wenchbarwer wrote:Cheep beers at the Para Hills Community Club next door, too


Open at 9.30am? :lol:


There's a Fassina on the other side of Bridge Road, I'm sure they will be :lol:
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:36 am

Dutchy wrote:Anyone had any experience with the new Hyundai Tucson? Wife is keen on one for our next car, taking one for a test drive on Sat but have no idea what they are like.


Petrol (turbo?) , hybrid, N?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:44 am

wenchbarwer wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:Cheep beers at the Para Hills Community Club next door, too


Open at 9.30am? :lol:


There's a Fassina on the other side of Bridge Road, I'm sure they will be :lol:


Fassina's are shit! No wonder they don't have a catalogue or advertise their prices online.

I found out the hard way, felt obliged to buy something becasue the attendant was nice and the shop was empty.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Mar 19, 2026 9:48 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
wenchbarwer wrote:Cheep beers at the Para Hills Community Club next door, too


Open at 9.30am? :lol:


There's a Fassina on the other side of Bridge Road, I'm sure they will be :lol:


Fassina's are shit! No wonder they don't have a catalogue or advertise their prices online.

I found out the hard way, felt obliged to buy something becasue the attendant was nice and the shop was empty.


Voting and buying overpriced grog, you'd do anything for a looker, wouldn't you?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby The Bedge » Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:37 am

Is there a fine for not voting?
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Booney » Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:39 am

The Bedge wrote:Is there a fine for not voting?


You get a letter within 90 days of the election to explain why, if you talk shit or they don't accept the excuse it's $110 expiation notice.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:49 am

II never understood why people don't vote. I get it's a bit of a hassle, but i think it's a privilege
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Re: I need to know....

Postby dedja » Thu Mar 19, 2026 10:52 am

The only requirement is to get your name crossed off, once you do that then you don’t technically have to cast your vote, placing empty ballots, drawing dick pics or filling out the voting slips formally are all legal … except only one option will count. :D
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Dutchy » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:00 am

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Anyone had any experience with the new Hyundai Tucson? Wife is keen on one for our next car, taking one for a test drive on Sat but have no idea what they are like.


Petrol (turbo?) , hybrid, N?


Looking at Hybrid most likely but going in with open eyes as to what ever options are on the table
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Re: I need to know....

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:04 am

woodublieve12 wrote:II never understood why people don't vote. I get it's a bit of a hassle, but i think it's a privilege


Do you vote with intent? I would say that 70% of the population attend the booth to get their name signed off to avoid the fine.
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Re: I need to know....

Postby wenchbarwer » Thu Mar 19, 2026 11:10 am

Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Anyone had any experience with the new Hyundai Tucson? Wife is keen on one for our next car, taking one for a test drive on Sat but have no idea what they are like.


Petrol (turbo?) , hybrid, N?


Looking at Hybrid most likely but going in with open eyes as to what ever options are on the table


Is it plug-in hybrid or proper hybrid?
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