Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby FattyLumpkin » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:38 pm

My experience was uneventful - however took the "precaution" of arranging it during 2004 Olympics + a weeks accrued sick leave "just in case"! Had a cold beer regularly placed on groin region as pain relief. Didn't need either precaution, but it was the incentive that tipped me over the edge!
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Strawb » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:49 pm

you know the definition of macho is running a marathon after a Vasectomy
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Moe » Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:53 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Choccies wrote:Well it's been 20 hours since my bean bags were invaded and tampered with and things aren't too bad at this point. Can't say I've been enjoying the ice pack too much but things are feeling OK at the moment. I'm sure a day watching the cricket will help... Have to say that the needle didn't seem to have a lot of effect cos it seemed like I felt way more than I should have !! Only the week before I had a melanoma removed from the back of my head and didn't feel a thing yet I felt most of the snip.... :shock:


These stories are not helping...

I thougt blokes who drank at "Snout's Bar" would be tougher ;)
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Pseudo » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:40 am

Bump.

Still haven't gotten around to it.

But, if the following story in the fishwrap is true, I might not need to:

http://bit.ly/tEDvZx

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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Fri Dec 02, 2011 10:52 pm

softcock ...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby supersonicgun » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:20 am

Had mine done about a year ago nervous as walking in a couple of minutes in I scream out in pain only for the doctor to say he hadn't started yet
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Sat Dec 03, 2011 11:33 am

softcock x 2 ...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:40 pm

I've watched some videos on the interwebs, and I can do it for you if you want pseudo. Just have to hold steady when I bring the cleaver down.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby am Bays » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:49 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:I've watched some videos on the interwebs, and I can do it for you if you want pseudo. Just have to hold steady when I bring the cleaver down.


Would that be big enough?
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:54 pm

Image
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:55 pm

It's a small cleaver that I use on mud crabs, so yes.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby am Bays » Sat Dec 03, 2011 7:09 pm

The Sleeping Giant wrote:It's a small cleaver that I use on mud crabs, so yes.


Well a live mud crab claw would work just as well....
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Sat Dec 03, 2011 8:22 pm

Very true.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby mickey » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:37 pm

dedja wrote:Image


:shock:

Vasectomy not circumcision
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:45 pm

eunuch style ... :D
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Strawb » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:14 pm

hahaha I had mine done last year just checking in have any of you bloke who have the refferral on the fridge been done yet. Mines I was knocked out to it. I asked why and the Doctor replied he was fed up stitching up feet and toes. Some guys seem to kick when a scalpel is placed near that region.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:13 pm

weak bastard ... I just had a local
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Strawb » Sun Feb 26, 2012 2:30 pm

dedja wrote:weak bastard ... I just had a local

:lol: I didn't want to be knocked out I wanted to watch them at work.
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby Pseudo » Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:22 pm

Strawb wrote:hahaha I had mine done last year just checking in have any of you bloke who have the refferral on the fridge been done yet.

Didn't go through with it. :D

Ain't much point in going through with it for a while, now that 'er indoors has a long-term "implanon" implant in the arm...
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Re: Vasectomy - Guide for dummies

Postby longtimewaiting_2 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:24 am

im on the waiting list to get procedure done ,, after 7 kids in 12 yrs dont want anymore
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