Round 2Sharks 2203
Poon Illuminati 2145
Ecky's Fevolas 2175
TEAM_FISH 1970
Hips Don't Lie 2129
REBCats 2015
Roosters 2168
Captain Who? 2150
Q Before You 2246
Hondo SCC 2051
Mediocre at Best 2240
Chicken Twisties 2018
Richo Richo Man 2099
Ben Rolfsburgers 2042
Delicious 2239
Wadey's Warriors 2062
Inner Sanctum 2277
Has Been 2045
Ladder1 Ecky's Fevolas 2 0 4414 4108 107.45 8
2 Delicious 2 0 4324 4137 104.52 8
3 Hips Don't Lie 2 0 4210 4058 103.75 8
4 Richo Richo Man 2 0 4237 4086 103.70 8
5 Sharks 2 0 4315 4223 102.18 8
6 Mediocre at Best 1 1 4315 4103 105.17 4
7 Q Before You 1 1 4289 4132 103.80 4
8 Inner Sanctum 1 1 4353 4214 103.30 4
9 Ben Rolfsburgers 1 1 4211 4175 100.86 4
10 Chicken Twisties 1 1 4314 4311 100.07 4
11 Roosters 1 1 4339 4366 99.38 4
12 TEAM_FISH 1 1 4186 4346 96.32 4
13 Has Been 1 1 4293 4472 96.00 4
14 REBCats 0 2 4093 4241 96.51 0
15 Poon Illuminati 0 2 4283 4442 96.42 0
16 Wadey's Warriors 0 2 4257 4487 94.87 0
17 Captain Who? 0 2 4221 4464 94.56 0
18 Hondo SCC 0 2 4095 4384 93.41 0
This time last year Benny Rolfs were on a roll and the foundation teams REBCats and Poony were riding high on the top three spots on the ladder. This year the ladder already has a different look about it. The REBCats are the lowest scoring team in the comp and Poon , while scoring better has the same burger ring in the W column. Another side who regularly threatens the top four is Hondo who is in an uncharacteristic position on the table, stone motherless and in a spot of bother. But you won't hear the REBster sledging the great man as it's Hondo vs. Cats this week in the Premier League mockbuster.
You couldn't begrudge Richo Richo winning a low scoring game and Cover King must have gotten some measure of satisfaction after defeating the defending premiers in an uninspiring contest. Promoted Hips Don't Lie scored a comfortable win to remain unbeaten and Delcious has gotten off to a handy 2-zip start as well. Spiro aka 'The Golden Greek' has yet to have a successful Premier League season but is on track so far in 2020. The sharks were the lowest ranked team going in but instead of sitting on the bottom they are in the top five and scoring well. Top of the class is Ecky's Fevs who have had a better record than the sharks so far and continue to do so. Ecky fully deserves his current rating and the latest team to cop the Ecky Thump (A Goodies reference in memory of Tim Brooke Taylor) was TEAM_FISH who were a bit off as they scored even less than the REBCats which is never a good sign.
Someone left the Twisties pack open and during the twelve week absence the Chicken Twisties were as stale as Mediocre handed out a crunching hiding. Shit. Who eats Chicken Twisties anyway, horrible things. The answer to that of course, is Mediocre at Best chomp chomp. Sanctum and Q opened their accounts on resumption with some solid scoring in a week when the league took a collective dump and our ranking tumbled faster than a Romanian gymnast.
Yet another experienced straggler is Captain Who, who, at least managed to get off the bottom as the Roosters opened their Premier League account and keeping us old hands company in the Wine Cellar is Wadey's Warriors who have found it tough in the top flight so far. So here we go again you blokes Round 3 it is and Hondo if you could stink it up this weekend it would certainly be appreciated mate.
Regards,
REB