5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Fri Feb 08, 2013 12:36 am

his undercarriage because of the
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby CENTURION » Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:12 am

huge mass of pubic hair
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:14 pm

which need to be shaved
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Sky Pilot » Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:36 pm

with a widecomb hand piece
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Re: 5 word story....a

Postby panthergurl » Fri Feb 08, 2013 4:30 pm

And checked for living creatures
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby CENTURION » Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:30 pm

that crawled up the eye
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:44 pm

of his already flaccid member
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby CENTURION » Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:08 pm

which was being rimmed by
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:11 pm

Graham Cornes, while Ken Cunningham
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby CENTURION » Sun Feb 10, 2013 4:25 pm

had a massive cardiac arrest
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:07 pm

because his wet fart was
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:35 pm

causing him to continuously stutter
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Sky Pilot » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:47 pm

in a gay sort of
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby dedja » Sun Feb 10, 2013 10:56 pm

mutter, but then again he
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:53 am

can't believe it's not butter
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby dedja » Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:36 am

but he'd pork Sarah Sutter
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Feb 11, 2013 4:39 pm

while eating a meatlovers pizza
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:23 am

With ham, beef, salami and
July 11th 2012....
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:31 am

plenty of anchovies on top
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Brodlach » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:38 am

with a pinch of chilli
July 11th 2012....
Brodlach wrote:Rory Laird might end up the best IMO, he is an absolute jet. He has been in great form at the Bloods



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