5 word story....

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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:17 am

hit the Snooze button, because
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
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The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:57 am

You don't want to go
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 08, 2014 10:20 am

see the proctologist. When the
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The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Dec 08, 2014 12:11 pm

Oven timer goes off your
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Mon Dec 08, 2014 2:27 pm

Pie is ready you fat
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 08, 2014 5:14 pm

****. Don't let it burn
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon Dec 08, 2014 7:32 pm

The fat of your face
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Dec 09, 2014 7:21 am

, because you don't look good
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:03 am

So go and exercise because
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:12 pm

you need it. For every
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:34 pm

Bit of exercise you do
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:40 pm

, someone is doing it better
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Dec 09, 2014 8:47 pm

So get out there, give
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:14 pm

A little, get a little
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:17 pm

nookie, because you know it's
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:19 pm

Just going to get harder
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Dec 09, 2014 10:51 pm

in the pants. When you
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby The Dark Knight » Wed Dec 10, 2014 5:49 am

Finally sit down after a
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Hazbeen » Wed Dec 10, 2014 6:11 am

Couple of little blue pills
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Re: 5 word story....

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Dec 10, 2014 8:36 am

, the throbbing won't subside unless
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