Which clubs has the best and worst songs?

[LMA]

i must admit the vaginia song is very original and im a fan of it,the broadview song comes from a chant that is rather crude that i dont mind belting out after a few cans its a cracker.
i dont mind Smosh west lakes song and north melbourne is a good one

Does it go something like this:

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[piccachu]

hahahahahahahaahh

i still like the comparison to the broadview song

i wanna be a cowboy ranger,
repeat
i wanna live a life of danger,
repeat
scuba diver,
repeat
69er,
repeat
whats with the girl that i like best,
repeat
i used to like to f**k her breast,
repeat
f**Ked her standin,
repeat
f**ked her lying,
repeat
she grew wing,
repeat
so i f**Ked her flying,
repeat
now shes gone but not forgotten,
repeat
dug he up and f**ked her rotten
repeat

it always seems to be sung when we have had a few to many on a bus ride somewere

[The Dark Knight]

How exactly does the old song go Shirtfront?

Hear goes mate,

Captain usually leads with the verse and team repeat after him.

I wanna be a Broadview Tiger
(team repeat)
I wanna live a life of danger
(team repeat and so on)
High Flier
Body Liner
We're the team that we love best
'specially when we beat the rest
We beat (team just beaten)
Beat 'em flyin
We'll beat (next team to play)
Beat 'em lyin
Rest are dead but not forgotten
Dig 'em up and smash 'em rotten
I wanna be a Broadview Tiger
We're the best
Screw the rest
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Cheers for posting this mate, I was hoping someone did.

[The Dark Knight]

hahahahahahahaahh

i still like the comparison to the broadview song

i wanna be a cowboy ranger,
repeat
i wanna live a life of danger,
repeat
scuba diver,
repeat
69er,
repeat
whats with the girl that i like best,
repeat
i used to like to f**k her breast,
repeat
f**Ked her standin,
repeat
f**ked her lying,
repeat
she grew wing,
repeat
so i f**Ked her flying,
repeat
now shes gone but not forgotten,
repeat
dug he up and f**ked her rotten
repeat

it always seems to be sung when we have had a few to many on a bus ride somewere

[AKA]

Got to admit heard a few songs but virginia is very different from most

[The Dark Knight]

i must admit the vaginia song is very original and im a fan of it,the broadview song comes from a chant that is rather crude that i dont mind belting out after a few cans its a cracker.
i dont mind Smosh west lakes song and north melbourne is a good one

Does it go something like this:

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[The Dark Knight]

i must admit the vaginia song is very original and im a fan of it,the broadview song comes from a chant that is rather crude that i dont mind belting out after a few cans its a cracker.
i dont mind Smosh west lakes song and north melbourne is a good one

Does it go something like this:

Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
And this is what they're called

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer's eve
Cause they've been duesched too much

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

Nothin could be finer
Than to be in a vagina
In the morning

[The Real Number 3]

old salisbury north one was a cracker

[Dogwatcher]

I used to hang around with a hockey club a bit and they'd sing The Engineer Song....absolutely hilarious but, as I was smashed every time it was sung, I can't recall it. Anyone know it?

The boys also had revised Yellow Submarine to Yellow Hockey Team with lyrics to fit. Fantastic.

[whufc]

Don't know the words of the top of my head but South Gawlers club song is a great original.

[GEESKIP]

The worst i have sung was out at Adelaide High OS a few years back,

Caringa ronga caringa
Caringa ronga roo
The boomarang the wallaby
The good old kangaroo,
Battle for the school lads
And the supporters too
High school Adelaide
Caringa ronga roo!

Something like that anyway, pissed myself when the boys started singing, had no idea what they were on about

[NO-MERCY]

i must admit the vaginia song is very original and im a fan of it, the broadview song comes from a chant that is rather crude that i dont mind belting out after a few cans its a cracker.
i dont mind Smosh west lakes song and north melbourne is a good one

Is that a chant the man Cains is highly recommended for down your way?

[piccachu]

i have never heard the great man sing it but i have posted the lyrics above

[Texas Rattlesnake]

Don't know the words of the top of my head but South Gawlers club song is a great original.

Cheer boys cheer we are the Gawler South
Its only now and then we lose a game, lose a game
we'll play them all around, on our home or any ground
if they only play a fair and honest game, swollow me knob!

Heart to heart and hand to hand
beneath the blue and white we stand
we shout hooray for victory won
south gawler to the fore

ohhhh wont you come and join us
we are a friendly mob
you'll find us on the football field
you'll find us in the pub
some may come out sober
ohters come out boozed
so wont you be a member of the mighty white and blues.

Ginger beer, Ginger beer
pop, pop, pop
Gawler South Gawler South, were on top

did we win...etc etc

[Mr_Willy]

Richmond one of the best....

Freo and Port with the worst... Crows isn't much better.....

[unknown source]

Richmond one of the best....

Freo and Port with the worst... Crows isn't much better.....

brisbane lions terrible

[Baron Greenback]

Richmond one of the best....

Freo and Port with the worst... Crows isn't much better.....

brisbane lions terrible

Rubbish! Great song.
Heard Geelong's sung on the radio by the players yesterday. They sing it way too fast I reckon.

[Media Park]

In Port Lincoln, Mallee Park have an original song (I think), that doesn't earn many friends...

Beginning: "A pecker for you, a pecker for me. If you're not a pecker, you're f**k all to me..."

That's clearly the worst for me...

I think Adelaide's became slightly outdated "pride of south australia," when a second SA team came into the comp...

Richmond's song is a good'un, but only because that's my local team's sone too!

[the big bang]

Don't know the words of the top of my head but South Gawlers club song is a great original.

Cheer boys cheer we are the Gawler South
Its only now and then we lose a game, lose a game
we'll play them all around, on our home or any ground
if they only play a fair and honest game, swollow me knob!

Heart to heart and hand to hand
beneath the blue and white we stand
we shout hooray for victory won
south gawler to the fore

ohhhh wont you come and join us
we are a friendly mob
you'll find us on the football field
you'll find us in the pub
some may come out sober
ohters come out boozed
so wont you be a member of the mighty white and blues.

Ginger beer, Ginger beer
pop, pop, pop
Gawler South Gawler South, were on top

did we win...etc etc

that Gawler South one seems as though it could be the same as my old club back in Mildura.

I'm not a fan of ours at aldinga. lucky we dont get to sing it very often!

Through the rain and the heat
We're the side you wanna beat
Aldinga football club is proud and strong
United and bold
With our colors back and gold
And the sharks will keep rolling along
UP THE SHARKS!

Literally goes for about 10 seconds, if that!

[Snap Kick Ninja]

Myponga/Sellicks Mudlarks has a cracker

We're a mighty mob of bastards
and each one is a star
And when we're not at football
you'll find us in the bar
________ tried their hardest
but they weren't good enough
and now their all down hearted
and we couldn't give a stuff
Should old aquanance be forgot
keep your eye on the old green and gold

We are the green machine, invincible
We train on birds and booze
We are the champs we never lose
We play like men possesed, gloriously
Winning come all so easy
We dont just win we shit it in
So bad luck you blokes next door
GET A DOG UP YA!

Get a laugh when the under 12s sing it