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One for the conspiracy theorists....

In 2005 Kangaroos and Port played an Elimination final in front of thousands of empty seats. This year, crowd pullers Essendon are battling it out with those same clubs (and the Western Bulldogs) for possibly the one final eight spot. The AFL would be spewing if Essendon missed and Port or the Roos got in.

Is 'Operation bums on seats' going according to plan?

vs. Richmond: Hands in the back against Richo was there according to this year's poncy Lloyd rules but the 50 was bollocks. Essendon fall over the line.

vs. Sydney: In another baffling rule change implemented by the AFL, Essendon players are allowed to step over the boundary line but only during the concluding stages of a tight match. Essendon fall over the line.

vs. West Coast: Dead set deliberate by Dustin Fletcher in that last minute. His intention wasn't to score a point, but to get it out of bounds. He succeeded..the very defintion of deliberate. Essendon fall over the line.

vs. Melbourne: In another baffling rule change implemented by the AFL, Essendon players are allowed to hang on to the legs of their opponents but only during the concluding stages of a tight match. Essendon fall over the line.

No team that has this much ar5e will fail to make the eight. It is written. No team that has this much ar5e will last longer than a week in the finals. Port, Roos and Bulldogs fans would all be dreaming of such a run but it aint gonna happen. I'm very worried about next weeks' fixture.

regards,

REB

(this is meant in fun REB)

I heard that same people who are working for the AFL today were working for the CIA in 1963 and were in Dallas, Texas on a sunny day in November of that year

We should compare notes REB .... sshhh

cheers for the result REB now I don't have to watch crap football anymore

heater31 wrote:cheers for the result REB now I don't have to watch crap football anymore

If you are sitting on your computer you weren't really watching it anyway heater. I actually thought it was a good game once Melbourne pulled their fingers out.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:

heater31 wrote:cheers for the result REB now I don't have to watch crap football anymore

If you are sitting on your computer you weren't really watching it anyway heater. I actually thought it was a good game once Melbourne pulled their fingers out.

regards,

REB

the two things that i can multi task REB are surfing the net and watching the footy on the idiot box now that i know the result I can flick it over to Wimbledon on channel eddie

heater31 wrote:

Rik E Boy wrote:

heater31 wrote:cheers for the result REB now I don't have to watch crap football anymore

If you are sitting on your computer you weren't really watching it anyway heater. I actually thought it was a good game once Melbourne pulled their fingers out.

regards,

REB

the two things that i can multi task REB are surfing the net and watching the footy on the idiot box now that i know the result I can flick it over to Wimbledon on channel eddie

What I really meant to say was 'sorry mate' LOL. Now that I've said that there goes my chance to be Prime Minister.

regards,

REB

REB I did the same thing a couple of weeks ago ... spilled the beans on the Essendon v West Coast game about 2 hours too early. I ruined Smithy's night

hondo71 wrote:REB I did the same thing a couple of weeks ago ... spilled the beans on the Essendon v West Coast game about 2 hours too early. I ruined Smithy's night

I can do better than that. Essendon will win next Friday's match against Geelong by two points after Max Rooke calls James Hird a poofter and the Bombers get a 50m penalty and a gimmie goal.

regards,

REB

heater31 wrote: I can flick it over to Wimbledon on channel eddie

You mean Rainbledon

I'm going tomorrow and it's forecast to dump piss more than the West End brewery.

F*ing british summer!

P.S. Look out for a dero Aussie in a Red & White guernsey with aussie flag and bright green Coopers Poncho! No strawberries and cream for me though.

PPS Poor Neil. Melbourne are trousers!

REB...LOL only problem Rooke won't be playing (Hammy?? ). Stevie Johnson might say something in his tripper state of mind and give the 50 away though !!
Doesn't matter..if the Cats don't win by 50+ I'll stand down Fevola this week !

Yep poor old Rooker. Looks like a bad one too. He wasn't a happy Catter coming off the ground. Not happy with the 'state of mind' reference to Dog though. He's been first class since we gave him the ar5e at the start of the year. Perhaps the Pies could have taken note regarding Didak. Suspensions work, not sure if fines do...even your mob has worked this one out.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:

hondo71 wrote:REB I did the same thing a couple of weeks ago ... spilled the beans on the Essendon v West Coast game about 2 hours too early. I ruined Smithy's night

I can do better than that. Essendon will win next Friday's match against Geelong by two points after Max Rooke calls James Hird a poofter and the Bombers get a 50m penalty and a gimmie goal.

regards,

REB

That is the funniest thing you have ever written !!!

Blue Boy wrote:

Rik E Boy wrote:

hondo71 wrote:REB I did the same thing a couple of weeks ago ... spilled the beans on the Essendon v West Coast game about 2 hours too early. I ruined Smithy's night

I can do better than that. Essendon will win next Friday's match against Geelong by two points after Max Rooke calls James Hird a poofter and the Bombers get a 50m penalty and a gimmie goal.

regards,

REB

That is the funniest thing you have ever written !!!

...and about as accurately foretold as the rest of my crap.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:One for the conspiracy theorists....

No team that has this much ar5e will fail to make the eight. It is written. No team that has this much ar5e will last longer than a week in the finals. Port, Roos and Bulldogs fans would all be dreaming of such a run but it aint gonna happen. I'm very worried about next weeks' fixture.

regards,

REB

you must be more worried now REB seeing that lloyd has been suspended