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Brett Ebert visited the Chenoblyl Exclusion Zone and due to his oversized mis-shapen melon he wasn't forced to show the guards any papers becuase they thought he was a local.

When Brett Ebert went to see The Elephant Man people took up a collection for him at the end of the film.

The Port Adelaide Football Club has to get an extra seat for away flights as Brett Ebert's Head takes up a seat all by itself.

A lot of people think that Brett Ebert is very confrontational as things always come to a head, but this is most misleading becuase it is actually due to the gravitational pull.

Tasmanians always ask Brett Ebert where he got his surgery done.

Brett Ebert doesn't give head because he's not that generous.

Brett Ebert's head has it's own postcode.

The annual nits ultramarathon event is held on Brett Ebert's head.

Brett Ebert went to Ben Cousins place and Cuz said 'mate you're joking!'

Brett Ebert's head has it's own satellite - The 'Boncesat'.

When a drunken Warren Tredrea went to present the 2004 Premiership Cup to the Alberton faithful, he mistakenly grabbed Brett Ebert's head.

If Brett Ebert didn't make it as an exciting forward, Choco was going to get him to stand in the goalsquare to block the goals.

Brett Ebert started a fashion trend at Port as he couldn't find a big enough beanie.

Go Brett Ebert...he's ahead of the rest!

regards,

REB

His head's that big it has its own STD code.
His head's so big that the Taliban wanted to blow it up.

*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?

Brett Ebert wishes he had Gladstone Small's neck!

GWW wrote:*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?

Mmmm agree, bit like the ... yawn .... drug jokes about .... yawn, what time is it? ..... West Coast

Some of us need another outlet I think ....

GWW wrote:*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?

Another zamels jewell.

regards,

REB

The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).

GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).

Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

regards,

REB

Rik E Boy wrote:

GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).

Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

regards,

REB

You're the poor baby REB, you try to come up with a "classic REB comedy moment" that we're all supposed to rolling in the aisles over, and someone says its a loud of s**t and all you can do is come up with a personal insults. I've got as much right to come on here and read what i like and if its a load of nonsense i'll write as such.

Rik E Boy wrote:

GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).

Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

regards,

REB

I think what GWW is saying is that this is a forum to discuss football issues and maybe "Brett Ebert's got a big head" doesn't quite rate up there in the top 20 football stories of 2007.

Don't listen to em REB. Great stuff. His head is a freak of nature

It’s a huge head no doubt.

your right he does have a head bigger than Birkenhead.......

Never noticed it before but yes, you're right, thought I'd try and find a pic of him next to a normal human being to put in perspective and you really appreciate how big his head truly is:

Still atleast he is not a BIGHEAD like Chad, Warren, Lade and most of all Chocco

Yeah, must admit Brett's a nice bloke.

top shout coorong

Wedgie wrote:Never noticed it before but yes, you're right, thought I'd try and find a pic of him next to a normal human being to put in perspective and you really appreciate how big his head truly is:

ROFLMAO. Best thing i've ever seen on this site

Got any pictures of Dean Brogan's chin?

hondo71 wrote:
I think what GWW is saying is that this is a forum to discuss football issues and maybe "Brett Ebert's got a big head" doesn't quite rate up there in the top 20 football stories of 2007.

I'll bet you blokes are an absolute hoot at parties. Don't like it don't read it GEDDDIT?? The next time I come up with a gag I'll make sure I run by the thought police first.

regards,

REB