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REB's 'Brett Ebert's Head' jokes thread

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:32 pm

Brett Ebert visited the Chenoblyl Exclusion Zone and due to his oversized mis-shapen melon he wasn't forced to show the guards any papers becuase they thought he was a local.

When Brett Ebert went to see The Elephant Man people took up a collection for him at the end of the film.

The Port Adelaide Football Club has to get an extra seat for away flights as Brett Ebert's Head takes up a seat all by itself.

A lot of people think that Brett Ebert is very confrontational as things always come to a head, but this is most misleading becuase it is actually due to the gravitational pull.

Tasmanians always ask Brett Ebert where he got his surgery done.

Brett Ebert doesn't give head because he's not that generous.

Brett Ebert's head has it's own postcode.

The annual nits ultramarathon event is held on Brett Ebert's head.

Brett Ebert went to Ben Cousins place and Cuz said 'mate you're joking!'

Brett Ebert's head has it's own satellite - The 'Boncesat'.

When a drunken Warren Tredrea went to present the 2004 Premiership Cup to the Alberton faithful, he mistakenly grabbed Brett Ebert's head.

If Brett Ebert didn't make it as an exciting forward, Choco was going to get him to stand in the goalsquare to block the goals.

Brett Ebert started a fashion trend at Port as he couldn't find a big enough beanie.

Go Brett Ebert...he's ahead of the rest!

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Postby Mr66 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:36 pm

His head's that big it has its own STD code.
His head's so big that the Taliban wanted to blow it up.
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Postby GWW » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:33 pm

*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?
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Postby Snaggletooth Tiger » Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:38 pm

Brett Ebert wishes he had Gladstone Small's neck!
GO THE GROWL!!!


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Postby Hondo » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:14 pm

GWW wrote:*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?


Mmmm agree, bit like the ... yawn .... drug jokes about .... yawn, what time is it? ..... West Coast

Some of us need another outlet I think ....
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Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:37 pm

GWW wrote:*yawn*

isn't this a football forum?


Another zamels jewell.

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Postby GWW » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:47 pm

The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).
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ZAMELS

Postby Rik E Boy » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:51 pm

GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).


:-({|= Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

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Re: ZAMELS

Postby GWW » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:56 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).


:-({|= Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

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You're the poor baby REB, you try to come up with a "classic REB comedy moment" that we're all supposed to rolling in the aisles over, and someone says its a loud of s**t and all you can do is come up with a personal insults. I've got as much right to come on here and read what i like and if its a load of nonsense i'll write as such.
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Re: ZAMELS

Postby Hondo » Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:57 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:
GWW wrote:The thing is REB jokes about Brett Ebert's head are probably better suited to Bay 13 on Big Footy. The guy just played a great game and kicked 5 goals and you're just making jokes about the size of his head (something which i'm fairly certain he has no control over).


:-({|= Poor baby. If you don't like it, don't read it or go back to powerfromport where you won't find anything that offends your tender sensibilities. You're 2-0 and your worried about my dodgy jokes? Dear oh dear get a grip.

regards,

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I think what GWW is saying is that this is a forum to discuss football issues and maybe "Brett Ebert's got a big head" doesn't quite rate up there in the top 20 football stories of 2007.
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Postby rod_rooster » Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:47 pm

Don't listen to em REB. Great stuff. His head is a freak of nature :lol: :lol:
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Postby NFC » Mon Apr 09, 2007 7:28 pm

It’s a huge head no doubt.
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Postby power01 » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:23 pm

your right he does have a head bigger than Birkenhead....... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Wedgie » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:31 pm

Never noticed it before but yes, you're right, thought I'd try and find a pic of him next to a normal human being to put in perspective and you really appreciate how big his head truly is:
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Postby Coorong » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:39 pm

Still atleast he is not a BIGHEAD like Chad, Warren, Lade and most of all Chocco
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Postby Wedgie » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:38 pm

Yeah, must admit Brett's a nice bloke.
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Postby Stumps » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:40 pm

top shout coorong :lol:
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Postby rod_rooster » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:43 pm

Wedgie wrote:Never noticed it before but yes, you're right, thought I'd try and find a pic of him next to a normal human being to put in perspective and you really appreciate how big his head truly is:
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ROFLMAO. Best thing i've ever seen on this site :lol: :lol: :lol:

Got any pictures of Dean Brogan's chin?
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Re: ZAMELS

Postby Rik E Boy » Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:45 am

hondo71 wrote:
I think what GWW is saying is that this is a forum to discuss football issues and maybe "Brett Ebert's got a big head" doesn't quite rate up there in the top 20 football stories of 2007.


I'll bet you blokes are an absolute hoot at parties. Don't like it don't read it GEDDDIT?? :roll: The next time I come up with a gag I'll make sure I run by the thought police first.

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