AFL's annual free kick to the NRL

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the must **** week of the whole season, the 'no football' weekend that precedes the opening round of the competition. It never used to be like this my friends, the Fosters/Ansett whatever cup used to be played with the same rules as the real stuff and the comp would kick off at the conclusion of the pre-season series. Now we have a week off at a time when the NRL is moving into the second round of its premiership.
In the Northern states this is a disaster for football as any fans who might be wavering get to watch not one but two full rounds of the dominant code before AFL Football belatedly steps into the spotlight...er...that's if you have FOX btw. A gloriously inept move by the current Victoriancentric administration of our 'national' (ho ho) code..if anything we should be kicking off first and trying to win over a few converts with real football and not whatever it was that we have been half-heartedly been watching on occasion in recent weeks. Who would be won over by that???
In the meantime, in the football world just how have we been spending this 'valuable' week of glorious **** all?
BRISBANE's Daniel Bradshaw is the latest casualty to be cut down before the battle begins. He'll miss the season in a frankly spooky repetition of the struggling club loses key forward routine as pioneered by the Roos.
CARLTON have snaffled the Collingwood CEO but this news was reported on Seven so Eddie didn't hear about out until he knocked on the CEO's door and found an empty office with boxes of carp everywhere. Too many hats Mr McGuire??
Meanwhile in THE WEST the premier team in the land has been pooing on the brand name from a great height due to their illicit drug taking activities..the West Coast Eagles..they're flying high....
So while the NRL have their season up and running the AFL are presenting a united face of farce, with season ending injuries to key northern outpost teams (What next, Bazza to go down???), The usual Melbournian corporate chicanery and the mysterious disappearance of all of the boundary lines at Subiaco Oval because the Eagles players have snorted them all at training.
Could we please pi55 off the NAB and play a 30 round comp FFS??? We play praccies and inters anyway.
regards,
REB
In the Northern states this is a disaster for football as any fans who might be wavering get to watch not one but two full rounds of the dominant code before AFL Football belatedly steps into the spotlight...er...that's if you have FOX btw. A gloriously inept move by the current Victoriancentric administration of our 'national' (ho ho) code..if anything we should be kicking off first and trying to win over a few converts with real football and not whatever it was that we have been half-heartedly been watching on occasion in recent weeks. Who would be won over by that???
In the meantime, in the football world just how have we been spending this 'valuable' week of glorious **** all?
BRISBANE's Daniel Bradshaw is the latest casualty to be cut down before the battle begins. He'll miss the season in a frankly spooky repetition of the struggling club loses key forward routine as pioneered by the Roos.
CARLTON have snaffled the Collingwood CEO but this news was reported on Seven so Eddie didn't hear about out until he knocked on the CEO's door and found an empty office with boxes of carp everywhere. Too many hats Mr McGuire??
Meanwhile in THE WEST the premier team in the land has been pooing on the brand name from a great height due to their illicit drug taking activities..the West Coast Eagles..they're flying high....
So while the NRL have their season up and running the AFL are presenting a united face of farce, with season ending injuries to key northern outpost teams (What next, Bazza to go down???), The usual Melbournian corporate chicanery and the mysterious disappearance of all of the boundary lines at Subiaco Oval because the Eagles players have snorted them all at training.
Could we please pi55 off the NAB and play a 30 round comp FFS??? We play praccies and inters anyway.
regards,
REB