OK, Big Footy is a shcoolyard full of nerds and keyboard hardmen with an average age and IQ of about 19, but this thread will not only make you feel more attractive, but will provide you with plenty of Christmas Chuckles.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=287543
Enjoy.
regards,
REB
ps - FYI, I am 'Catnip'