Egg on Face
Chicken Wings (past their best)
Craig Flounder Stuffed
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)
Main course
Humble Pie
Chump Chops, With Haz Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Perrie (gutted)
Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Drinks
Bitter Beer
Little Spirit
Whine
Chardonnay Empty Shelf 2006
Champagne - sorry none ordered
NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.
Guest speaker:
Leigh Mathews - "What it's like to play in finals, and win"

