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I see your Camry Chokers sledge and raise you one....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:53 am
by am Bays
Dear Port Supporters…..
it comes as no surprise to us,
you're squeeling like a pig,
whoopee you won the showdown,
so have a little "dig".
well, enjoy this short lived moment,
you feral, toothless nob,
you could payout all your mates at work,
if you only had a job.

you may get lucky Wednesday,
before your morning drink,
you'll meet a few more ferals,
in the queue at Centerlink.
together you can scream and shout,
"we beat the freakin' Crows"
as you scratch your nuts, then burp and fart,
and pick your freakin' nose.

coz in the end, whatever score,
there's one thing stays the same,
to barrack for that ferrel mob,
you surely have no brain.

yes, our last was '98,
you dumbass lazy bum,
but whichever way you do the math,
we got two... and you got one!

i say this now with confidence,
assured and without fear,
you wont be adding silverware,
at any time this year.

see, while we plan for finals,
into battle go our men,
the best that you can hope for,
is to beat us now and then...

the more things seem to change,
the more they stay the same,
you were feral yesterday my friend,
and feral you'll remain!

Re: I see your Camry Chokers sledge and raise you one....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:04 pm
by Booney
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
i say this now with confidence,
assured and without fear,
you wont be adding silverware,
at any time this year.

!


I was happy to have a giggle,until that is,you had the "confidence" to make the bold prediction above.Think long and hard before saying such an outlandish statment?

"coz in the end, whatever score,
there's one thing stays the same,
to barrack for that ferrel mob,
you surely have no brain. "

...and have the audacity to suggest we have no brain.Sheesh.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:33 pm
by Rik E Boy
blah blah blah. Flags not won yet ya Cocky ****.

regards,

REB

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:34 pm
by Magpiespower
So The Phoenix Society has branched out to writing verse now?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:51 pm
by am Bays
Magpiespower wrote:So The Phoenix Society has branched out to writing verse now?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:09 pm
by Peter Falconia
Still time for the Cows to become the legends of the choke. Will be barracking hard for the Weagles in two weeks time. If the Cows don't make the grannie, I demand the line, "we're the pride of south oz", be changed to the "embarrassment of south oz".

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:22 pm
by am Bays
Rik E Boy wrote:blah blah blah. Flags not won yet ya Cocky ****.

regards,

REB


Never said the flag is won, still a long way to go yet...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:33 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Peter Falconia

Still time for the Cows to become the legends of the choke. Will be barracking hard for the Weagles in two weeks time. If the Cows don't make the grannie, I demand the line, "we're the pride of south oz", be changed to the "embarrassment of south oz".



ill be cheering on the bullies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 1:34 pm
by am Bays
Peter Falconia wrote: If the Cows don't make the grannie, I demand the line, "we're the pride of south oz", be changed to the "embarrassment of south oz".


Sorry that title is copyrighted to to Port Power :lol: :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:26 pm
by PortAdelaideProud
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
Peter Falconia wrote: If the Cows don't make the grannie, I demand the line, "we're the pride of south oz", be changed to the "embarrassment of south oz".


Sorry that title is copyrighted to to Port Power :lol: :wink:


34 SANFL premierships and an AFL premiership. Yeah, we're a real embarrasement to South Australia. How could I barrack for such an embarrasement of a team. :roll:

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:49 pm
by am Bays
PortAdelaideProud wrote:34 SANFL premierships and an AFL premiership. Yeah, we're a real embarrasement to South Australia. How could I barrack for such an embarrasement of a team. :roll:


I dunno, why does a mother love an ugly child....

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 2:54 pm
by PortAdelaideProud
1980 Tassie Medalist wrote:
PortAdelaideProud wrote:34 SANFL premierships and an AFL premiership. Yeah, we're a real embarrasement to South Australia. How could I barrack for such an embarrasement of a team. :roll:


I dunno, why does a mother love an ugly child....


I dunno, you betta go ask ya mum hey. :wink:

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:16 pm
by Rik E Boy
boom tish

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:45 pm
by Footy Chick
whether we choke or not.. its still a bloody funny poem for a wrinkly old bugger with no sense of humour...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:49 pm
by Booney
Falcon Chick wrote:whether we choke or not.. its still a bloody funny poem for a wrinkly old bugger with no sense of humour...


Did you just say "we" FC, :lol: ,Ill run with that,thankyou very muchly indeed..... :lol:

BTW,the only thing wrinkles can take credit for here is the ability to "copy" and "paste".



"WE" oh I like it,like it alot.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:26 pm
by Dutchy
This is funny - you know you blokes are arguing between your own....

The Crows FRANCHISE (I refuse to call them a club) is owned by the 9 SANFL clubs of which Port is one so Port Adelaide have a 9th share in the Crows....lets all be one happy family!!!!!

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:35 pm
by Magpiespower
Dutchy wrote:lets all be one happy family!!!!!


The Manson family.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:44 pm
by Rik E Boy
Dutchy wrote:
lets all be one happy family!!!!!


The Addams family.

regards,

REB

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:22 pm
by Footy Chick
Booney wrote:
Falcon Chick wrote:whether we choke or not.. its still a bloody funny poem for a wrinkly old bugger with no sense of humour...


Did you just say "we" FC, :lol: ,Ill run with that,thankyou very muchly indeed..... :lol:

BTW,the only thing wrinkles can take credit for here is the ability to "copy" and "paste".



"WE" oh I like it,like it alot.


What i meant by the royal "we" was the Crows, not the pewr.. hey, i'm a realist...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:22 pm
by sydney-dog
don't you just loce how they keep bringing up 34 premierships, it counts for f#*k all in the National Comp

what ever happens from here I don't think the crows can be classed as chockers as they have already won one more final then what many of you predicted

not many current sides can win a top 4 final with 4 of the clubs top 6 players out