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Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:22 pm
by Rik E Boy
After getting 'gun forward/ruckman' David Hale over the odds, the Hawks are also in the frame for soft as butter washed up hack Cameron Bruce. Already I can hear the giggles mounting..but if you purchase now you may also get a delisted West Coast Eagle...MATTY SPHANGER COME ON DOWN!!

Yet it is inevitable that once again we will be reading Mike Sheahan blowing his wad and falling him over himself to rate the Hacks on the back of wins against Essendon and West Coast as Clarko's spudfarm rolls on.....

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:19 pm
by Adelaide Hawk
2008 GF still hurt RE Boy?

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:34 pm
by Rik E Boy
All GF losses hurt Hawka, even your boys have lost the odd one. What I don't get is why Hawthorn hates Geelong. Ungrateful bastards! Seriously though, how shit is your list??

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:36 pm
by MatteeG
Dont know if the list is shit REB, but there is a HUGE difference between the top 10 and the bottom 10...

And I dont hate Geelong, just some of their fans ;)

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:18 am
by Rik E Boy
MatteeG wrote:Dont know if the list is **** REB, but there is a HUGE difference between the top 10 and the bottom 10...

And I dont hate Geelong, just some of their fans ;)


LOL. I know your list is absolute tripe. There's Buddy, Hodge, Cyril and um, er...........

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:00 am
by Johno6
man i hope hawks finish above the cats... :lol:

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:34 am
by Rik E Boy
Johno6 wrote:man i hope hawks finish above the cats... :lol:


You should be hoping you finish ahead of anyone. :lol: We'd have to tank to finish below the Hawks they are carp.

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 10:55 am
by Booney
Rik E Boy wrote:
Johno6 wrote:man i hope hawks finish above the cats... :lol:


You should be hoping you finish ahead of anyone. :lol: We'd have to tank to finish below the Hawks they are carp.

regards,

REB


Dunno about that. With only 13 players left and nobody to coach them it might be tough for the Cats... :lol:

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:26 am
by Johno6
Baby steps REB....Baby steps.

we are just hoping to win a game first!

i dont care if its in teh pre season!

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:06 pm
by Rik E Boy
Booney wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Johno6 wrote:man i hope hawks finish above the cats... :lol:


You should be hoping you finish ahead of anyone. :lol: We'd have to tank to finish below the Hawks they are carp.

regards,

REB


Dunno about that. With only 13 players left and nobody to coach them it might be tough for the Cats... :lol:


Last I heard we had a new coach. 13 left? That's still about nine more than Hawthorn have. No problemo mate.

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:21 pm
by Gingernuts
Rik E Boy wrote: ast I heard we had a new coach. 13 left? That's still about nine more than Hawthorn have. No problemo mate.

regards,

REB


Dear God - Please please PLEASE give us a reason to bump this thread in about 10 months time...... [-o< [-o< [-o<

:lol:

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:26 pm
by Bum Crack
Well that's the Blues and Hawks supporters you've got off side. I hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse, because I won't be in the mood for copping abuse if we end up below them at the end of next season. It was bad enough having to put up with Booney rubbing it in after we finished third this year.

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:46 pm
by Rik E Boy
Bum Crack wrote:Well that's the Blues and Hawks supporters you've got off side. I hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse, because I won't be in the mood for copping abuse if we end up below them at the end of next season. It was bad enough having to put up with Booney rubbing it in after we finished third this year.


Pfft. Take some concrete pills Cracker. Thompson was a lead weight last season and while Ablett is obviously a gun he remains just one player. The Cats might struggle early on but we'll gather some momentum and surge into the eight. The Blues are a one man band and Hawthorn remain criminally overrated. How can you let Booney worry you mate, we buried their pride on nationwide TV on our greatest day and the Power have never recovered.

If people reckon I'm going to go quiet just because we are ranked three instead of one they are sorely mistaken. GO CATS. Fire up mate!

regards,

REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:54 pm
by Bum Crack
Rik E Boy wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Well that's the Blues and Hawks supporters you've got off side. I hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse, because I won't be in the mood for copping abuse if we end up below them at the end of next season. It was bad enough having to put up with Booney rubbing it in after we finished third this year.


Pfft. Take some concrete pills Cracker. Thompson was a lead weight last season and while Ablett is obviously a gun he remains just one player. The Cats might struggle early on but we'll gather some momentum and surge into the eight. The Blues are a one man band and Hawthorn remain criminally overrated. How can you let Booney worry you mate, we buried their pride on nationwide TV on our greatest day and the Power have never recovered.

If people reckon I'm going to go quiet just because we are ranked three instead of one they are sorely mistaken. GO CATS. Fire up mate!

regards,

REB

I have no doubt we will be top 4. Hawks and Blues may be knocking on the door next year too. U never know ;)

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:20 pm
by Baron Greenback
I'd love to see the Hawks finish above the Cats.
In fact I'd just like to see the Cats back down the bottom as soon as possible to put their arrogant fans back in place! :lol:

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:23 pm
by Bum Crack
Baron Greenback wrote:I'd love to see the Hawks finish above the Cats.
In fact I'd just like to see the Cats back down the bottom as soon as possible to put their arrogant fans back in place! :lol:

I'd love to see my slab that you owe me from 6 months ago when the Cats bum raped the Lions.

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:44 pm
by Booney
Bum Crack wrote:Well that's the Blues and Hawks supporters you've got off side. I hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse, because I won't be in the mood for copping abuse if we end up below them at the end of next season. It was bad enough having to put up with Booney rubbing it in after we finished third this year.


Oh mate, if I knew you were that soft I'd have been into you much harder*.... :lol:

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:56 pm
by Bum Crack
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:Well that's the Blues and Hawks supporters you've got off side. I hope this doesn't come back to bite you on the arse, because I won't be in the mood for copping abuse if we end up below them at the end of next season. It was bad enough having to put up with Booney rubbing it in after we finished third this year.


Oh mate, if I knew you were that soft I'd have been into you much harder*.... :lol:

I can't believe it took you this long to respond. You let me down ;)

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:27 pm
by Rik E Boy
Baron Greenback wrote:I'd love to see the Hawks finish above the Cats.
In fact I'd just like to see the Cats back down the bottom as soon as possible to put their arrogant fans back in place! :lol:


That's because you barrack for a pretend football club that had to take over a real one and get a blowjob from the AFL to achieve anything. We are the genuine article my friend and it pisses you off something rotten.

CATTA!

regards,


REB

Re: Clarkos Spudfarm

PostPosted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:02 pm
by Turbo
Rik E Boy wrote:
Baron Greenback wrote:I'd love to see the Hawks finish above the Cats.
In fact I'd just like to see the Cats back down the bottom as soon as possible to put their arrogant fans back in place! :lol:


That's because you barrack for a pretend football club that had to take over a real one and get a blowjob from the AFL to achieve anything. We are the genuine article my friend and it pisses you off something rotten.

CATTA!

regards,


REB


This thread is so stupid it's funny