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Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:34 pmby silicone skyline
I've seen a couple of beauties lately and I have a taste for them now.
There's a great range of players names that can be used in classic puns, such as Steven Quartermain's inadvertent "Whelan's had his hands full with Dick."
Feel free to add you own.
"Wet Dick slips into Sidebottom"
"Dick stands tall in slippery conditions"
Oh the possibilities ...
"Matthew Bate plans for Dick next week"
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:35 pmby hearts on fire
As soon as i heard Quartermain yesterday, i knew one of you blokes would mention it on here.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:38 pmby silicone skyline
Josh Fraser caught palming Cox.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:41 pmby silicone skyline
"Dick finds relief and comfort in John."
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:48 pmby silicone skyline
"Didak caught in late night binge in city with Dick out too."
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:51 pmby Strawb
Collingwoods next back line Dick, Goldsack and Cox
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:52 pmby Booney
Cox of Collingwood penetrates with a looooong kick to the goal mouth looking for Dick, Dick arrives to find Cox from West Coast has beaten him...
West Coast go long, Cox goes up......Sidebottom!
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:53 pmby silicone skyline
Dick squirts one out onto Didak's chest.
Collingwood training sees Dick appear, lacks balls
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Tue Jun 09, 2009 11:33 pmby Q.
SS, you seem pretty obsessed with Dick. I just wish I had grabbed Dick for my SC team early on. I wonder if it's a bit late to put Dick in there.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:53 amby silicone skyline
It's never too late to put Dick in there.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:36 amby Strawb
Dick did?
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:33 amby dedja
clever Dick
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:07 pmby Strawb
what did dick do
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:10 pmby silicone skyline
Collingwood speechless when Dick was needlessly punched behind play.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:12 pmby Q.
silicone skyline wrote:Collingwood speechless when Dick was needlessly punched behind play.
The normally hard Dick went down pretty quickly after that. Dick was unable to get up again.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:13 pmby silicone skyline
Dick went limp and was no good for play after that.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:34 pmby Strawb
I wonder if Dick fears a cold spoon
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:38 pmby silicone skyline
Malthouse wants Dick in his side
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:44 pmby Q.
In their next game, Jared Crouch has been told to run with Dick the whole time. Roos has said that if Crouch wears Dick like a glove, then Dick won't get a touch.
Re: Classic puns using player names
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Thu Jun 11, 2009 4:02 pmby oldeagle
I think it was Robert Walls a few years ago giving his votes for best on ground.
It went something like
"3 Cousins
2 Cox
1 Chick
I think I've just started a porno"