NEWS FLASH - Crows show bag banned
- some contents likely to cause choking (as per every September)
Crows Show bag - $5.00 gets you:
1 set of knitting needles
1 faded premiership t-shirt
1 coupon for free driving lesson with Graham Johncock or Scott Thompson
1 coupon for 1 hour of one-on-one gambling advice from Simon Goodwin
1 "AFL for Dummies" book (now you can actually have knowledge about the
AFL)
Replica Toyota Camry bandwagon (choice of 1997 or 1998 model)
1 DVD "Adelaide Football Club 1999-2008: A Decade of Nothing"
1 book "A murder of Crows - Neil Craig's coaching record in September"
1 book by Paul Roos "Winning home finals - the key to September success"
1 DVD "AFL Umpires Instructional Video - how to determine correct decisions (special Crows supporters edition)"
1 inflatable Lleyton Hewitt doll (you too can live out Andrew McLeod's
fantasy)
1 Greenday CD single "Wake me up when September ends"
1 SA Tourism booklet "Things to do on a Saturday afternoon in September"
22 packs of fruit tingles each featuring a different player's number Replica Ken McGregor clown wig and your choice of....
spare set of false teeth, novelty Brett Burton nose or Scott Thompson doll with inflatable head.
And as a special offer the first 50 buyers will receive the book "Where's Neil Craig's top teeth?"
This amazing value comes with a free gift of hot pies and Mount Franklin water to commemorate the Crows' 2007 and 2008 September campaigns.
Just make sure you don't choke on the pies as they can be quite hot in September.
