How to beat Port if....

[spell_check]

...you are behind at three quarter time by 5 goals, are playing at home, and there is no chance of rain? Just turn the sprinklers on at the last change!

[Wedgie]

Christ all mighty, they have to be the biggest chokers of all time, does their coach teach them anything or how to play the game in the last quarter?
Cost me a few hundred, man I hate Mark Williams, learn to coach IDIOT!!!!

Anyone seen Chad Cornes, went missing and Graham's concerned about his whereabouts.

[locky801]

Christ all mighty, they have to be the biggest chokers of all time, does their coach teach them anything or how to play the game in the last quarter?
Cost me a few hundred, man I hate Mark Williams, learn to coach IDIOT!!!!

Anyone seen Chad Cornes, went missing and Graham's concerned about his whereabouts.

be fair Wedgie he had a phone call to make about an amputation

[Brad]

CHOKE CHOKE

After copping crap from Magpie/Power supporters about their tradition and crap for years its moments like this that make me smile!!!

Sucked in PORT!

[bayman]

i'm sure the port coaching panel will be recruiting another coach in linda lovelace to teach the players how not to choke

[bayman]

CHOKE CHOKE

After copping crap from Magpie/Power supporters about their tradition and crap for years its moments like this that make me smile!!!

Sucked in PORT!

no one could say it better than that

[magpie in the 80's]

i'm sure the port coaching panel will be recruiting another coach in linda lovelace to teach the players how not to choke

don't thnik so BAYMAN she CHOKED in 2002
Linda Susan Boreman (January 10, 1949 – April 22, 2002), better known by her stage name, Linda Lovelace, became famous after starring in the 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.

[RoosterMarty]

CHOKE CHOKE

After copping crap from Magpie/Power supporters about their tradition and crap for years its moments like this that make me smile!!!

Sucked in PORT!

What bayman said!! Well put! Great way to spend a rainy evening... watching Port collapse at home to Carlton!!! Sjabby would be pretty stoked right now!

[locky801]

i'm sure the port coaching panel will be recruiting another coach in linda lovelace to teach the players how not to choke

Isnt she deceased, oh so are they, if they want a new non choker Leah is the gal

[Thiele]

Watch the Comedy hour is about on fiveaa

[Wedgie]

i'm sure the port coaching panel will be recruiting another coach in linda lovelace to teach the players how not to choke

don't thnik so BAYMAN she CHOKED in 2002
Linda Susan Boreman (January 10, 1949 – April 22, 2002), better known by her stage name, Linda Lovelace, became famous after starring in the 1972 hardcore porn film Deep Throat.

There's a difference between choking and croaking!!

Im not sure what's more farcical, the way Port are coached or the way their trainers insisted on lifting a player up who could have suffered a serious head/neck injury and at the same time putting him at further risk of the play coming back his way when it was obvious to any idiot that a stretcher needed to be called straight away. Unless they're directed by the coaching staff?
Someone's completely incompetent and need to be sacked.

[mighty_tiger_79]

we have the power to CHOKE

we'll never stop stop stop till we choke choke choke theres imploding here in our future

[Rik E Boy]

Well Booney's not about so I'll take a liberty here and reply for him....

SHADDUPYABUNCHACARNTS

!@#$%^&*(!!!!!!)(*&*&^%$###%!!! STUPID FARGEN GAME*.

Well, maybe not exactly but I reckon that might be pretty darn close. He knows a few Bluebaggers as well which makes it worse.

regards,

REB

* Apologies for the blue language!

[Dirko]

...you are behind at three quarter time by 5 goals, are playing at home, and there is no chance of rain? Just turn the sprinklers on at the last change!

Not quite true, it did rain for the first three quarters...

!@#$%^&*(!!!!!!)(*&*&^%$###%!!! STUPID FARGEN GAME*.

LMFAO !! ha ha...that's what I was saying at 3/4 time !

[spell_check]

...you are behind at three quarter time by 5 goals, are playing at home, and there is no chance of rain? Just turn the sprinklers on at the last change!

Not quite true, it did rain for the first three quarters...

!@#$%^&*(!!!!!!)(*&*&^%$###%!!! STUPID FARGEN GAME*.

LMFAO !! ha ha...that's what I was saying at 3/4 time !

You're right about that, but it more along the lines of all three factors coming together - in particular the last quarter. Ala Brisbane.

[Dirko]

yep, Carlton played wet weather footy in the last, and showed they could match and then beat 'em...

Wish they played like that from the outset though...

[jackpot jim]

CHOKE CHOKE

After copping crap from Magpie/Power supporters about their tradition and crap for years its moments like this that make me smile!!!

Sucked in PORT!

no one could say it better than that

Ah perhaps u can remind me Bayman when Glenelgs Last Premiership was?

[carey18]

CHOKE CHOKE

After copping crap from Magpie/Power supporters about their tradition and crap for years its moments like this that make me smile!!!

Sucked in PORT!

no one could say it better than that

Ah perhaps u can remind me Bayman when Glenelgs Last Premiership was?

Please tell me what Glenelg got to do with Port Power?
No doubt the power will be written up as the better team and shit like that
If only they had the passion of some other teams
Fakes

[stan]

Actually except for some poor kicking Carlton werent that much out of the game, Port just kicked alot straighter in the first half.

[Booney]

Pretty much what REB said.

Some great intellect shown by many on here,4 threads about Ports recent downfalls and Im yet to read one comment worth a pinch of schit.