Port Adelaide 2017

[morell]

Its true. You're one of the biggest "happy with our lot" Port supporters I have ever come across. Did you clap them off the other Saturday night with "So brave, so brave" muttered under your breath?

Excuses for this, reasons for that, but this but that, how about this and blah blah blah.

We should have made a GF in 2014. We should have made more since then. We should be in a prelim this year.

It's not good enough.

Stop. Accepting. Mediocrity.

No, walked out absolutely gutted but still proudly wearing my guernsey, jeans and sneakers.

By the way, life's too short. Goodbye.

This is gold!!!!!!

The div 7 genius vs the happy clapper.

Popcorn anyone ???

Whose side you on fanny?

[amber_fluid]

Reading through all the BS no one has mentioned the reported figure for Hinkleys current and expected new contract?
900k a year?
Turn it up!!

[morell]

Yeah we've blinked and panicked.

Ridiculous amount of money for a non-premiership winning coach. Heck, a no GF coach!

[amber_fluid]

Yeah we've blinked and panicked.

Ridiculous amount of money for a non-premiership winning coach. Heck, a no GF coach!

They could have got a real coach with that money

[morell]

I would've done it for $100k

[amber_fluid]

I would've done it for $100k

Pick your team of assistants from here(SAFooty) Morrell.
Who and why?

[The Bedge]

I would've done it for $100k

Pick your team of assistants from here(SAFooty) Morrell.
Who and why?

If i don't get a gig in this it just proves morell is off his rocker and clearly has no idea

[morell]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

[The Bedge]

Very good.

I sense flags with this group... is it to early to talk dynasty?

[valleys07]

Left out of the hypothetical.

It doesn't get better than that.

[amber_fluid]

Very good.

I sense flags with this group... is it to early to talk dynasty?

As the new social coordinator I think we need to have a few beers to discuss all the flags we are going to win and how best to handle the dynasty ahead.

[amber_fluid]

Left out of the hypothetical.

It doesn't get better than that.

Yep I demand Valleys07 gets a berth.
Heck we need someone with an ounce of a footy brain.

[The Bedge]

Left out of the hypothetical.

It doesn't get better than that.

Even Crows supporters got a gig haha!

Maybe you're the secret undercover weapon

[bennymacca]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

why am i the cook?

[HH3]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

why am i the cook?

I think he left the "ed" off the end....


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[Trader]

Spare change punter? Sweet. We'll be breaching the salary cap before you know it!

[morell]

Left out of the hypothetical.

It doesn't get better than that.

Yep I demand Valleys07 gets a berth.
Heck we need someone with an ounce of a footy brain.

We've only got $100k lads and I'm (deservedly) taking 95 of it sooooo

[morell]

Can we just revisit that mother ******* joke of an article in The Australian?

What absolute god damn trash that turned out to be.

#fakenews

[Booney]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

So I get $100k? A pay cut and playing 2nd fiddle.

No thanks.

[amber_fluid]

morell's Port Adelaide FC 100k Coaching Dream Team

The Bedge - Facebook stalker, gossip wrangler. Dietitian.
UK Fan - Tackle bag / training cone. Junior Economist.
Booney - player support / morale, loves a happy clap. Team Leader - Cheerleading.
Trader - personal assistant and spare change punter. Petty Cash Accountant.
amber_fluid - water boy / social coordinator.
human_torpedo - senior strategist and 'must be this tall to play' live action sign.
MW - avid sneaner / fashion advisor / dad joker.
bennymacca - Cook

why am i the cook?

I assumed it's coz you sound like the chef from the muppets.

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