by CoverKing » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:57 pm
by the milky bar kid » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:31 pm
by OnSong » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:44 pm
by Banker » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:10 pm
Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut
July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot
Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.
Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.
Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.
“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”
At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.
by Dirko » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:18 pm
by OnSong » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:19 pm
by Media Park » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:43 pm
Banker wrote:http://thewhitemaggot.com/Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut
July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot
Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.
Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.
Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.
“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”
At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.
Wedgie wrote:I wear skin tight arseless leather pants, wtf do you wear?
by mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:10 pm
by Rik E Boy » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:21 pm
Adelaide Hawk wrote:Dutchy wrote:How many games does Judd need to play at Carlton for his son to be able to go there?
Doesn't matter. The AFL will change the rule to whatever suits Judd.
by GWW » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:28 pm
by am Bays » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:16 pm
by dedja » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:17 pm
by Dirko » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:38 pm
Rik E Boy wrote:Exactly.
by Booney » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:03 am
by CoverKing » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:43 pm
by Rik E Boy » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:06 pm
Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate...
by Rik E Boy » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:07 pm
SJABC wrote:Rik E Boy wrote:Exactly.
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Can't recall you ever having a sook about Gazza's third party contract when at Geelong, nor at last count the other 120 odd blokes who have them.....
Hope Juddy gets some more cash from Johnson & Johnson, Huggies etc etc, that was you can have a sook about that too....
by fish » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:58 am
Well the first photos are in and the resemblance is amazing. Even I'm starting to believe the rumours!fish wrote:I would like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that little Oscar bears an uncanny resemblance to me.
by Dirko » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:11 am
Rik E Boy wrote:Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate...
*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*
regards,
REB
by Turbo » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:43 pm
SJABC wrote:Rik E Boy wrote:Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate...
*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*
regards,
REB
Played a *cough* **** team *cough*
regards,
Blighty
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