Father-Son

[CoverKing]

Congratulations must go to Oscar for winning the 2031-2038 brownlow medals!

[the milky bar kid]

I heard Oscars already on the VISY payroll

[OnSong]

Oscar in his first onesie

[Banker]

http://thewhitemaggot.com/

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut


July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot

Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.

Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.

Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.

“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”

At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.

[Dirko]

Divine intervention....just needed the right moment to deliver.....Thanks 1AW.

[OnSong]

This thread is real quality.

[Media Park]

http://thewhitemaggot.com/

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut


July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot

Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.

Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.

Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.

“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”

At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.

I. Am. In. Stitches.

[mighty_tiger_79]

the umps better keep an eye out on jr judd and oscar award winning diving!!

[Rik E Boy]

How many games does Judd need to play at Carlton for his son to be able to go there?

Doesn't matter. The AFL will change the rule to whatever suits Judd.

Exactly. In this week's Inside Football in Jim Main's Up Yours column..

"You know, I knowand everyone knows that Judd is treated differently. What is the point of having a salary cap If you make an exception for one player? It looks suspiciously like the AFL was happy to encourage a stronger Carlton".

Well of course they are with that dormant supporter base. And of course they have to because in the AFL era they have yet to win a premiership by using the same rules as everyone else. Go Carlton.

regards,

REB

[GWW]

If he played for the Swans, Main would idolise Judd and make excuses for him.

[am Bays]

If I was Oscar Judd, I'd be wanting to be breast fed until I was 13....

[dedja]

wouldn't he just get silicone posioning?

[Dirko]

Exactly.

Can't recall you ever having a sook about Gazza's third party contract when at Geelong, nor at last count the other 120 odd blokes who have them.....

Hope Juddy gets some more cash from Johnson & Johnson, Huggies etc etc, that was you can have a sook about that too....

[Booney]

1995 isn't that long ago mate...

[CoverKing]

Judd received the payments simply to play at Carlton. Now a non powerhouse club is trying to do it, it will be stopped. Judd is treated differently on and off the field

[Rik E Boy]

1995 isn't that long ago mate...

*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

Exactly.

Can't recall you ever having a sook about Gazza's third party contract when at Geelong, nor at last count the other 120 odd blokes who have them.....

Hope Juddy gets some more cash from Johnson & Johnson, Huggies etc etc, that was you can have a sook about that too....

Just keep racking up those finals wins with that one man team of yours.

regards,

REB

[fish]

I would like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that little Oscar bears an uncanny resemblance to me.

Well the first photos are in and the resemblance is amazing. Even I'm starting to believe the rumours!

Oscar Judd:

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Me as a baby:

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[Dirko]

1995 isn't that long ago mate...

*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

regards,

REB

Played a *cough* shit team *cough*

regards,

Blighty

[Turbo]

1995 isn't that long ago mate...

*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

regards,

REB

Played a *cough* **** team *cough*

regards,

Blighty