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Re: Father-Son

Postby CoverKing » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:57 pm

Congratulations must go to Oscar for winning the 2031-2038 brownlow medals!
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Re: Father-Son

Postby the milky bar kid » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:31 pm

I heard Oscars already on the VISY payroll :roll:
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Re: Father-Son

Postby OnSong » Wed Jul 27, 2011 12:44 pm

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Re: Father-Son

Postby Banker » Wed Jul 27, 2011 1:10 pm

http://thewhitemaggot.com/

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut


July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot

Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.

Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.

Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.

“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”

At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Dirko » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:18 pm

Divine intervention....just needed the right moment to deliver.....Thanks 1AW.

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Re: Father-Son

Postby OnSong » Wed Jul 27, 2011 2:19 pm

This thread is real quality.
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Media Park » Wed Jul 27, 2011 3:43 pm

Banker wrote:http://thewhitemaggot.com/

Oscar Dylan Judd dominates maternity ward on debut


July 27, 2011 by thewhitemaggot

Oscar Dylan Judd, son of Chris and Rebecca, dominated his delivery suite yesterday in what obstatricians have labelled a “scintillating debut”.

Cutting his preseason short at 8 months, 3 weeks, Oscar showed explosive pace as he burst from the uteris, leaving the placenta in his wake.

Having broken the umbilical chord’s tag, Oscar lengthened his stride as he ran down the maternity wing, easily avoiding would-be tackles from both anti and post-natal nurses.

“We couldn’t get grip on him” nursing unit manager Kim Farrow said. “He’s too strong through the hips.”

At the time of print, The White Maggot was unable to confirm reports Oscar had already been seen carrying the likes of Denis Armfield’s recent newborn.


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Re: Father-Son

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jul 27, 2011 4:10 pm

the umps better keep an eye out on jr judd and oscar award winning diving!!
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Rik E Boy » Wed Jul 27, 2011 6:21 pm

Adelaide Hawk wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How many games does Judd need to play at Carlton for his son to be able to go there?


Doesn't matter. The AFL will change the rule to whatever suits Judd.


Exactly. In this week's Inside Football in Jim Main's Up Yours column..

"You know, I knowand everyone knows that Judd is treated differently. What is the point of having a salary cap If you make an exception for one player? It looks suspiciously like the AFL was happy to encourage a stronger Carlton".

Well of course they are with that dormant supporter base. And of course they have to because in the AFL era they have yet to win a premiership by using the same rules as everyone else. Go Carlton.

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Re: Father-Son

Postby GWW » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:28 pm

If he played for the Swans, Main would idolise Judd and make excuses for him.
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Re: Father-Son

Postby am Bays » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:16 pm

If I was Oscar Judd, I'd be wanting to be breast fed until I was 13....
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Re: Father-Son

Postby dedja » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:17 pm

wouldn't he just get silicone posioning?
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Dirko » Wed Jul 27, 2011 10:38 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Exactly.


:-({|=

Can't recall you ever having a sook about Gazza's third party contract when at Geelong, nor at last count the other 120 odd blokes who have them.....

Hope Juddy gets some more cash from Johnson & Johnson, Huggies etc etc, that was you can have a sook about that too.... :lol:
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:03 am

1995 isn't that long ago mate... ;)
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Re: Father-Son

Postby CoverKing » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:43 pm

Judd received the payments simply to play at Carlton. Now a non powerhouse club is trying to do it, it will be stopped. Judd is treated differently on and off the field
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Re: Father-Son

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:06 pm

Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate... ;)


*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

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Re: Father-Son

Postby Rik E Boy » Thu Jul 28, 2011 4:07 pm

SJABC wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:Exactly.


:-({|=

Can't recall you ever having a sook about Gazza's third party contract when at Geelong, nor at last count the other 120 odd blokes who have them.....

Hope Juddy gets some more cash from Johnson & Johnson, Huggies etc etc, that was you can have a sook about that too.... :lol:


Just keep racking up those finals wins with that one man team of yours. ;)

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Re: Father-Son

Postby fish » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:58 am

fish wrote:I would like to take this opportunity to deny any rumours that little Oscar bears an uncanny resemblance to me. =p~
Well the first photos are in and the resemblance is amazing. Even I'm starting to believe the rumours!

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Re: Father-Son

Postby Dirko » Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:11 am

Rik E Boy wrote:
Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate... ;)


*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

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Re: Father-Son

Postby Turbo » Thu Aug 11, 2011 8:43 pm

SJABC wrote:
Rik E Boy wrote:
Booney wrote:1995 isn't that long ago mate... ;)


*cough* salary cap cheats *cough*

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