Port Power jokes

[Pseudo]

Not exactly a joke, but try reading this with a straight face in the aftermath of today's debacle:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 65,00.html

[Dirko]

Not exactly a joke, but try reading this with a straight face in the aftermath of today's debacle:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 65,00.html

Yep read it...that bloody James Hird He'll cop the blame !

[Wedgie]

Not exactly a joke, but try reading this with a straight face in the aftermath of today's debacle:

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 65,00.html

On a similar tangent I actually thought King was the best ruckman on the ground today out of the 4 past or present All Australian ruckmen.
2 premierships in 6 days, noone deserves it more than Kingy!

[mal]

A Port Power barracker was caught hopping the fence at the MCG
A policeman caught him and said
" NOW GET BACK OVER AND WATCH THE SECOND HALF AS WELL."

would have Port barracker been you mal?You were so far up their asses this week I assumed you would be gutted

Disappointed yes
But Im glad Geelong after 44 years won a flag as well
This is the first Geelong premiership on video thats not in black and white :wink:

And the FULL game as well.

Im showing my age I started Primary School back in '63 !!!!

[mal]

Great to see 2 of the leagues most attacking sides kick 30 goals between them....

[Mr66]

Highest scoring GF since '03.
Mind you, TWO sides played that day.

[mick]

Mixed feelings because they are south aussies at least they went into the GF with several goals in mind and achieved them all It's taken 16 years for this day love it love it

[heater31]

just flicked over to Rage and the most ironic song clip flashed on the screen........................Snap's The Power where was this a few hours ago.

[Mr66]

Mixed feelings about Port?
Dunno about that. Hate/Love shouldn't be mixed.
How do you feel about the victorians playing for Port and the SA players
who turned out for Geelong.
You should feel good for the Geelong SA's and bad for the Port victorians.
Now THAT'S mixed.

[mick]

Mixed feelings about Port?
Dunno about that. Hate/Love shouldn't be mixed.
How do you feel about the victorians playing for Port and the SA players
who turned out for Geelong.
You should feel good for the Geelong SA's and bad for the Port victorians.
Now THAT'S mixed.

Had mixed feelings for about 5 seconds OK now..... play on

[mal]

An interview with Neil Craig after the finals loss to Hawthorn
Buddy kicks a swag of goals including the winner after the siren
A reporter asked Craig the following day
" NEIL YOU F....D UP YOU HAD MASSIE ON FRANKLIN ALL DAY, WHY ?"
" I would do it again."
" ARE YOU FOR REAL IT COST YOU THE FINAL."
" I would trust my judgement again."
" NEIL YOU ARE F.....G DUMB."
" Im not dumb, come into the study and I will prove it ."
Both Craig and the reporter go to the study , Craig says.
" Hey Mister see that Jigsaw puzzle there."
" YES NEIL."
" Im not dumb it only took me 4 months to finish it."
" NEIL WHATS SO CLEVER ABOUT THAT THERES ONLY ABOUT 50 PIECES."
" But I am clever, have a look at the box it says 2-3 years."


Thats for you BOONEY

[Mr66]

Mixed feelings about Port?
Dunno about that. Hate/Love shouldn't be mixed.
How do you feel about the victorians playing for Port and the SA players
who turned out for Geelong.
You should feel good for the Geelong SA's and bad for the Port victorians.
Now THAT'S mixed.

Had mixed feelings for about 5 seconds OK now..... play on

Pay that.

[Rik E Boy]

Im showing my age I started Primary School back in '63 !!!!

You make me feel so young
Because you are so old....



regards,

REB

[mal]

D-DAYS in history
In AMERICA its 911
In ADELAIDE its 119

[Rik E Boy]

Special memorablia offer. Power 2007 Premiership team prints. 119 off.

regards,

REB

[mal]

Back to SLOWCOACH Neil Craig on the FRANKLIN V MASSIE match up

After the game he stomped on a snail crushing it to death
A spectator asked
" WHY JA SQUASH THE SNAIL CRAIGY."
Craig synominous with his day replied
" THAT F....ING SNAIL WAS FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE TODAY."

[Rik E Boy]

An oldie but a goodie.

Q - Who kicked six goals in the 2007 Grand Final?
A - Port Adelaide



regards,

REB

[Rik E Boy]

An interview with Neil Craig after the finals loss to Hawthorn
Buddy kicks a swag of goals including the winner after the siren
A reporter asked Craig the following day
" NEIL YOU F....D UP YOU HAD MASSIE ON FRANKLIN ALL DAY, WHY ?"
" I would do it again."
" ARE YOU FOR REAL IT COST YOU THE FINAL."
" I would trust my judgement again."
" NEIL YOU ARE F.....G DUMB."
" Im not dumb, come into the study and I will prove it ."
Both Craig and the reporter go to the study , Craig says.
" Hey Mister see that Jigsaw puzzle there."
" YES NEIL."
" Im not dumb it only took me 4 months to finish it."
" NEIL WHATS SO CLEVER ABOUT THAT THERES ONLY ABOUT 50 PIECES."
" But I am clever, have a look at the box it says 2-3 years."


Thats for you BOONEY

Dave's not here man.

regards,

REB

[Mr66]

Oh lord, its looks like REB has sobered up.
Keep it up young man.

[Booney]

Any one for cricket?