If AFL teams were women...

[crowmuncher]

If AFL teams were women:

Sydney would be J-Lo - Quality all over, but especially good down back.

West Coast would be Kylie Minogue - very decent despite not having much
up front.

Fremantle would be Danii Minogue - Always trying hard to be as good as
her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone's jokes.

St Kilda would be Krystal from Big Brother - has the biggest and best
assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

Brisbane would be Elle MacPherson - past her glorious best but still
easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

Port Power would be Madonna - also past her glorious best, but refuses
to accept it gracefully.

Carlton would be Whitney Houston - has not looked after herself in
recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

Adelaide would be Delta Goodrem - tidy, attractive, professional and
uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
want to yawn.

Geelong would be Britney Spears - at times can look stunning, at others
it can get ugly.

Essendon would be Katie Holmes - has a certifiable psycho in charge of
her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times

The Kangaroos would be Paris Hilton - lays down way too easily.

Richmond would be Annabel Chong - can cop a pounding and keep coming
back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.

Western Bulldogs would be Shakira - proof that being short is no Barrier
to getting you excited. Will only get better too.

Hawthorn would be Christina Aguilera - looks like she enjoys it rough
and dirty.

Melbourne would be Princess Di - may be a blue blood, but hasn't done
anything for a while.

Collingwood would be Amelie Mauresmo - last woman on Earth scenario: you
still wouldn't.

[MightyEagles]

I've seen this before, maybe on this site.

[Stumps]

really mighty eagles -good for you.....

The essendon one cracks me up- GOLD

[Blue Boy]

Every single one made me laugh - even the one on my Crows !!!

LMAO !!!

[Hondo]

That's done the email rounds a few times ... you can tell because West Coast are a bit out of date now with the latest dramas. Schapelle Corby may be a better option for them .....

Still very funny tho