Celebrity Apprentice Australia

[Magpiespower]

Trashy TV at its absolute worst!

And I mean that in a good way.

Pick of the Z-listers is, of course...



Just one look at his big dumb face cracks me up.

Some of his gems last night...

"Team Capper".
- team name suggestion for the male team.

"Don't try and stand over me, mate - I'll smash ya".
- to model Didier Cohen, obviously trying to stand over him.

"Twenty years older and I'm still better looking than him".
- about model Didier Cohen, obviously ugly compared to The Wiz.

"They're scared of me coz I'm one of the biggest personalities in Australia".
- explaining why the other contestants are intimidated by him.

"Warwick, you're losing my respect".
- dancing midget Jason Coleman to The Wiz. Um, respect Warwick Capper?

Fair chance he'll get fired tonight...

[GWW]

Has Capper signed some type of long term contract with ch9 or something? He was on another show recently as well (may have been THE JOY OF SETS??).

He is a massive embarrassment.

[Bum Crack]

I reckon he's hilarious.

[RustyCage]

Everything he does is cheesy as can be, but it is supposed to be like that. Very funny man not afraid to make fun of himself.

[Wedgie]

I've met him in real life and can assure you what you see on TV is 100% Capper. He's no different (or smarter) IRL.
You can laugh at him and he thinks you're laughing with him.

[Q.]

'Celebrity' Apprentice...is TV no longer trying to disguise it's mocking of us?

[Gingernuts]

Like him or not, there has to be some level of intelligence there to still be trading on his image despite the fact that he has done little of consequence for 20+ years.

[Trader]

Didn't mind it. Glad to see Max loose. Happy to see Jacinta washing the scissor lift.

[Magpiespower]

Warwick, you're fired!

And with those three words, Mark Bouris pretty much fired everybody, including himself.

No Capper, no show.

Last night's gems...

"I'm the king of comedy".

"My team-mates... are a-lot like cane toads".

"Long live the girls!"

"Chicks love me. Kids love me. Old girls love me. Old boys love me."

"Warwick Capper will bounce back very quickly... probably tomorrow".

"They didn't harness that talent".
- Mark Bouris on Team Unity not using Warwick's talent properly.

Best of all, the two teams combined raised an impressive $166,000 for charity with the car-wash challenge.

Capper pulled in twenty bucks.

Twenty.

[OnSong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBNXtVizJrg

Great Warwick Capper story. Bit of language NSFW. Lol

[Magpiespower]

As expected, not much chop without "The Wiz".

Though the girls' boardroom elimination could be a real cat-fight.

Especially with Deni "The Brand" Hines.

Pretty sure she's the biggest star on "Planet Deni".

Her delusions of grandeur are mesmerizing in a multi-car pile-up on the freeway kind of way...

[OnSong]

As expected, not much chop without "The Wiz".

Though the girls' boardroom elimination could be a real cat-fight.

Especially with Deni "The Brand" Hines.

Pretty sure she's the biggest star on "Planet Deni".

Her delusions of grandeur are mesmerizing in a multi-car pile-up on the freeway kind of way...

Strange cat isn't she? What has she done to be awarded the title of "celebrity"? Warwick Capper has a bigger social profile FFS.

[The Ash Man]

As expected, not much chop without "The Wiz".

Though the girls' boardroom elimination could be a real cat-fight.

Especially with Deni "The Brand" Hines.

Pretty sure she's the biggest star on "Planet Deni".

Her delusions of grandeur are mesmerizing in a multi-car pile-up on the freeway kind of way...

Strange cat isn't she? What has she done to be awarded the title of "celebrity"? Warwick Capper has a bigger social profile FFS.

When is Deni going to realise that she is only famous because of her last name and is riding on her Mothers coat-tails?

[Magpiespower]

When is Deni going to realise that she is only famous because of her last name and is riding on her Mothers coat-tails?

100% pure oxygen thief.

Bouris keeps firing the wrong people...

[southee]

When is Deni going to realise that she is only famous because of her last name and is riding on her Mothers coat-tails?

100% pure oxygen thief.

Bouris keeps firing the wrong people...

Could say some stuff on here about Deni that some people I know who have dealt with her...but I wont as I am sure you guys have worked it all out for yourselves.

[RustyCage]

Deni bags Polly for not having done anything to be a "celebrity", but what would she be if it wasnt for her mother?

[MightyEagles]

Still a singer? But who are we to judge.

[RustyCage]

Still a singer? But who are we to judge.

She got where she is through her surname.

[Magpiespower]

Tonight - with Deni running the show - promises to be train-wreck TV at its absolute best...

[RustyCage]

Aww poor Deni haha. That cockiness didnt pay off.