12th man quotes

[am Bays]

Tony Greig:
"...to me, Rich, a grudge is nothing more than a place to park your car!"

The whole Rick Disnick skit is a classic

Get it right....

"...to me, Rich, a grudge is nothing more than a place to pork your core!"

[LMA]

Tony Greig:
"...to me, Rich, a grudge is nothing more than a place to park your car!"

The whole Rick Disnick skit is a classic

Get it right....

"...to me, Rich, a grudge is nothing more than a place to pork your core!"

Yeah sorry I didn't know how to spell in an Afrikaans accent

[Zorro]

Chappell: "when a big kiwi prick, hits a four from a snick, that's parore"

love that one

[brod]

Richie: "There's only on place I'd like to bury the hatchet Max, and it in your head!"

Max: "Ken, the bloody male model for Mudgee"

[Baron Greenback]

Yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss....welcome back

[am Bays]

"Well for storrters you can have the borrstard borred from this porrt of the broadcorrst area."

Ritchie: What did you say Tony?

Tony: Well for storrters you can have the borrstard borred from this porrt of the broadcorrst area.

Ritchie: Nah, mate I heard you the first time just wanted to hear you say it again.

Bill: Got him, yes!!!

[Dirko]

"Use a le spray. Kill a le ****. I want their familles mort"

[am Bays]

The whole Rick Disnick skit is a classic

Agreed bloody funny, see if i can remember it...

Gibbo: Well I don't know about you Ian but here's a story I've been looking forward to all week, Rik Disnik
Chappelli: Yes, Gibbo, I too have been looking forward to this all week
Gibbo: Rik is the poor bastard you see each week slamming into the vaulting horse at 100 mph at the start of our show but if you've been living on another planet and don't know what I'm talking about, take a look at this...

pitter patter pritter patter pitter patter bounce - ummmmppphhh - ughhhhhhh (muffled laughter)

Gibbo: Ohh I don't care who you are that brings a tear to my eye everytime I see it
Chappelli: Yes Gibbo, I agree it brings a tear to my eye too...

Gibbo: Well, we sent Channel 9's own big Darryl Eastlake to talk to Rik in his home in Boulder Colorado on his way home from the Winter Olympics...

Darryl: Well Rik thanks to talking to us on Channel nine can you start by telling us how badly were you hurt?
Rik: (Wheeze) Well Darryl I punctured my lungs, I ruptured my spleen (wheeze) I broke all my ribs, I broke my larynx and I also suffered some minor brusing to my body.
Darryl: Gee, Well you really smashed into that vaulting horse F***ing hard, did you sandshoes blow out as many expert have said or did you just F*** up?
Rik: No Darryl, I just F***ed up
Darryl: heh heh, Well Rik tanks to talking to us from all your fans in Australia
Rik: (Wheeze) My pleasure Darryl....


I reckon that is the best one, Wired World of Sports.

That very rootable darling of the ice Katarina Witt skates by, and for croquet fans once more we'll have F*** all for you....

By Gees, By Gingos, by Crikey...


WWOS Sport II

Digaditch, passes off to Suckmeoffyabitch, over to F***offyabitch, back to Digaditch, Digaditch scores..

And later Smith - I hope iIve prenounced that right...

[Baron Greenback]

Richie: Ha! Dream on Max, dream on....

Max: Yesssssss...I'll do that Rich.

[Buttscratcher]

Michael: Richie take me with ya man......i sound so cool.
Richie: Yeah I think you might be right michael...pad up.

[godoubleblues]

Ian Chappell trying to prove to Richie that he has become sophisticated
"friends, c^&%s and romanry men"

[The Dark Knight]

Benaud-"Aamer Sohail"
Lawry-"Hail Richie! Hail the great man! Hail!"

Benaud/Group-"Nevabin Behinbas" (Never been behind bars)

Lawry-"Got him yes! Stick that up your arse Tony Greig!"

Greig-"Oh, blow it out your arse Bill."

Benaud/Group-"I keep my teeth in a jar beside the bed."

[sherminator]

HaHa! Funny stuff!

My favourite was when Simon O'Donnell got his hat-trick and Bill went ape....

Bill: Inswinger here, outswinger there,
Here a bouncer, there a yorker,
Every ball's a real corker!
Simon O'Donnells having a ball,
E-I E-I O!